court of justice re-made

court of justice re-made
17:47:54 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "The lord is sick and feels not good, thanks to you...and what for quistion does he need to answer?"
17:49:39 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "I would like to have a response from the Lord to this question. How do you know that you were poisoned by an assassin from me? Perhaps he was sent to you from someone else, maybe even someone within your city?"
17:50:29 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: The lord was just speaking a second ago, and he is sitting right over there... I'm sure he can answer the question.
17:53:39 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Why ask a question from whom ervyone..and especialy you..know the answer? He is a wintness of you deads...he has no enemies exept now you...he get's poisoned...it's clear as day that it must be you...you had the motive and the money for it!"
18:04:49 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "I want the Lord to answer the question... he is perfectly able to"
18:08:02 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "No he is not! I will not allow the lord to spend his little energy he still has on ansering stupid questions!"
18:12:26 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Um... perhaps that is because you will have to make another recording and place it inside the Lord in order to make him talk? If he doesn't speak, then I ask Might to assume that the Lord standing in the corner is not the real Lord (if the real Lord even exists), and his speaking is just a recording of Umbar speaking, thus anything he said will be rendered invalid"
18:15:49 Dec 16th 07 - Lady Tnega Spmalc: My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems that my statement of seeing Mr Sparemylifeplz in that town needs to be put before you in person. I hereby offer a copy of my statement directly to the Court "I wish to state that Mr Sparemylifeplease was in Umbar's town very briefly. I think, no i'm sure 20 minutes. I saw him as i was polishing up the berserkermobile, and thought "i know that Orc" you know how when you think you know someone and it turns out you do and thats why i noticed see....." I must go, i need to wash windows, put curtains up... oh and catch a couple of fleeing armies near said gentleman's town of Colonyd. Please call if you need more Lady TS
18:20:44 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "So now...it seems....you say you wans't im my town but in a rare town with a name that starts with a X....that's not mine town...now your own witness says you where indeed in my town..and you yourself said that earlier... Wizardus you LOST! Evryone knows now that you LIED! This is OVER for you!" *Umbar sits down laughing at the stupidity of Wizardus....
18:23:21 Dec 16th 07 - Sir Tnega Htims: * Enters the court, looks round, and approaches the Bench * My Lord Might, oh Glorious God of the bovine species. I know I have not been called but I have information that I feel must be put before this court. May I have your leave to speak?
18:24:16 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Speak or nor speak, you are liers and that's proofed!"
18:26:13 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "The things you say are conflicting! First you say you all say wizardus has been in my town for 20 minutes, than wizardus himself says he ha not been in mty town but in antoher called x-whaterver..."
18:27:24 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "I told TS that the leader of Xirtam was Umbar, you... she asked who it was and I didn't know, but at that time I thought, too, it was Umbar. If you wish, I will tell her to state that I told her that Umbar was the leader of Xirtam (which I naturally assumed considering that I was being accused of entering some town of yours)." "Also, have you not lied when you said that I sent an assassin to kill the Lord. Well, how could I have sent an assassin if I did not know this Lord before, and if I have been in this court the whole time and have not had time to exit and get an assassin?"
18:29:50 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Who knows if you knwo or not know this lord? Maybe you heard form earlier that he has seen you...and please dont talk nonsence agian, how you don't know that Xirtam is not mine!? Please...if you lie, lie at least good"
18:30:00 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "I stated that I was in what I THOUGHT to be your town for 20 minutes. Now I realize that the true owner of the town (Xirtam) is Sir Tnega Htims. I am sure that he will state that I have been in his town for 20 minutes. The reason I thought that was YOUR town was because I was being accused of entering YOUR town, and the only town I have entered was Xirtam. You have lied when you stated that I entered your town. And how could I have stolen gold if I have not been in your town at all?
18:32:39 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "I have only been to Xirtam twice, once a week ago when I befriended a peasant, and once at 6:35. I did not know the ruler's name, but now I see that the ruler is not you. I mean, seriously, if you were accused of going into someone's town and stealing something (which I never did, but I'm sure you've done before), then wouldn't you naturally think the town in question is the only town you've been to for the past month?"
18:34:17 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: "Order in the court! Order! I will be making my desicion soon after I go over the evidence!"
18:35:46 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Again, you have no evidence or witnesses that has not already been proven to be invalid. The Lord is probably a recording of you, and the peasants might have been tortured by you. I have, currently, two letters that state that I could not possibly have gone to your city. Additionally, if you wish, I will contact the ruler of a nearby town, ColonyE, to prove that I have been present in my town and have not had 2000 hours to go to your town and back. The name of the ruler is my brother, Sparemylifeplz. I will also get Sir Tnega Htims to say this if you want."
18:35:48 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "No you couldn't...but did i say you were in my town for 20 minutes? NO! I said only that you said you were in my town for 20 minutes and that you than said you where in another town....what is opositing! About that 20 minutes? That was just another stupid lie of yours....why you should have traveld 1000of hours to sty in my town only 20 minutes? and that you thought Xirtam was my town...common Lady TS who is the sister of Sir TH (probably) must know that Xirtim is Th's town! and you must know that to! Becouse they are obvisuasly you friends, who have prbably helpd you with the stealing." *Umabr looks around "People! Say! Is it not obvious those 3 are lying!"
18:39:48 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Well, at least I'm not crazy. The only people behind you are your peasants, and they will obviously say that" (peasants say that) "Anyhow... the reason I traveled 1000s of hours to stay in your town for 20 minutes is because I DIDN'T! As I have already stated. And neither of us knew the CURRENT leader of Xirtam because there is a war going on in our area between the remainders of Freedom and Eternity, and some other people. That city has switched hands several times 2 months ago, and has only stabilized in the hands of Sir TH 1 month ago."
18:41:28 Dec 16th 07 - Sir Tnega Htims: * Gets back to his feet * My Lord, this is ridiculous!Umbar has not only brought no real evidence against the Accused but he's tried to accuse the Accused lawyer of trying to poison his witness! I've never heard anything so unbelieveable. I used to run a Tavern in a far off land, where the Lawyer for the defence, Erunion, was a regular customer. He was so regular, in fact, that he even developed a new drink - the EMM - for us to try out. I tell you now, that drink was so powerful that I lost half my customers to the local Undertaker. Except that, having drunk an EMM, there was rarely enough left to bury!!! This CLEARLY proves that if Erunion had wanted to poison a witness, there would be no witness left to be propped in the corner. So, either Unbar is lying about who poisoned who, or that "Lord" he's brough in as a witness is a FAKE!! In either case, he should be stripped of his Lawyership, thrown from the bar, de-frocked, and made to listen to Barry Manilow records until he confesses how he tried to mislead this court. * takes a deep breath and sits down *
18:41:49 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: I said only that you said you were in my town for 20 minutes and that you than said you where in another town....what is opositing! "How slow are you? Must I again state that the town that I was only at for 20 minutes was in the possession of Sir TS, and I have never been to your town?"
18:43:20 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Actually, Umbar isn't the lawyer. It's just that he is forced to take that position because Vengeance abandoned him, and we all know why."
18:43:25 Dec 16th 07 - Lady Tnega Spmalc: Erm, my Lord i have to say......this isn't really the place..... but what you're suggesting is just.......WRONG. To put the record straight Sir TH is not my brother he's my sex slave. And i would only know his colony's names if i looked around sometimes instead at gazing adoringly at his little troll behind ;)
18:49:43 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Wizardus, please...you yourself earlier have said that you where in MY TOWN...and that exuse about war? I'm not of eternity, freedom, or whatverer..so there is no way i could have that town and there is no way you could think i had.... No real evidence, huh? And what about the lord? And sir TH! You just said that Eruion makes poisoned drinks himself! What evidence is still needed that we have to do with the worst bandits, and worst liers, in the whole word of Visual-Utopia!"
18:55:26 Dec 16th 07 - Sir Tnega Htims: Mr. Sparemylifeplz 12/16/2007 6:43:20 PM "Actually, Umbar isn't the lawyer. It's just that he is forced to take that position because Vengeance abandoned him, and we all know why." Yes, we do. vengence abandoned him because it was Vengence who poisoned the so-called witness!!!!! This can be seen by this photo of the lands belonging to the Dead Lord's son and heir, Mr Free. As you can all see, this man is new and in protection because his father was murdered by his own Kingdom Leader, none other than Mr Vengence. Formerly of Freedom but now hiding under his new KD banner after disbanding his KD in order to flee justice! The proof is right before your eyes!!!!
18:55:43 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "I believe that Sir TH was exaggerating and making a joke. But I forgot to tell him that you cannot understand jokes, and that you will interpret jokes incorrectly." "Anyways, considering the lord is not saying anything I am forced to assume that 'he' (more like it) was playing a recording that you put into 'him' (more like it)." "Additionally, for the last time. I WAS NOT IN YOUR TOWN, I WAS IN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS YOUR TOWN, XIRTAM. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO YOUR TOWN. Ahem, thank you." Sits down
18:56:50 Dec 16th 07 - Sir Tnega Htims: Mr Umbar, EMMs weren't poisonous, they were just a little strong for most people. But the point is, if Erunion had tried to poison someone there would have been no evidence left whatsoever!
18:58:19 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Hm... that must mean that the Lord is now dead, and THAT must mean that the Lord sitting over there is a FAKE. If he does not speak, then that means Umbar put in fake evidence, which is illegal - it's probably a robot."
18:59:18 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: This is getting out of hand! Guards bring order to the court!
18:59:40 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Another thing - if he put in fake evidence, what does it mean? He doesn't have any evidence! And what does that mean? I didn't commit any crime!"
18:59:54 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "How culd you on earth don't know that Xirtam is not my town? And TH..please Olichar is somebodey else tham Mr.Dead...Joke? We are joking in a court of justice about our friends?Interesting....."
19:00:28 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: Sits down "Sorry, sorry, I am just so appalled that anyone could accuse me of doing such a terrible thing, especially without giving any evidence!"
19:01:22 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Um, Might, do I have permission to respond to Umbar?"
19:02:07 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Olichar: *Olichar opens his eyes and looks around... "Oef, i must have slept; i get very tired from that poison. What has happend?
19:03:58 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: whispers to self "Hm... looks as though Umbar has had another chance to put a recording inside the robot named Olichar."
19:06:33 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Oh, and Might, remember: Innocent until proven guilty."
19:06:55 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Olichar: "Robot? Say what are we talking about now? I'm a human of blood an flesh.." *Looks at Sparemylifeplz "Poor man, he seems to have become crazy, nerves it hink, from knowing its nearby punnishment"
19:09:09 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Wizardus please...the evidence is there...one of them is olichar here sitting next to me, and you yourself has proven several times you are lieng, i understand olichars thinking you have become crazy form the nerves, and i can say just as you say that Olichar is a robot that your two bandit mates are robots..."
19:09:11 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Well, it might not be a robot, but it sure is a fake. I mean come one, he is talking a lot of things. If he were the Lord as Umbar described, then he would be stuttering. So now can you answer my question, since you clearly aren't running out of your last bits of energy?"
19:11:23 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "What does the Lord mean? He clearly is not under the effects of poison. In fact, he seems to be more energetic than me! I suppose, now the poison effect is going away? Hah! if so, then that means you were lying about the fact thta he was running out of his last bits of energy..."
19:12:15 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Please...Wizardus..can't you hear that he talks almost not-hearable? Haven't you seen him faal a sleep a few times? And does he indeed talk much? No, not at all...he has almost no clue of what's going on"
19:13:57 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: *looks at Olichar... "o, it seems he is at slep again, poor man...
19:15:47 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Might, can I talk?" (assumes the silence means yes) stands up "Um.. what do you mean he talks almost 'not-hearable'? I can hear him perfectly, from the other side of the courtroom. And yet you are sitting right next to him... perhaps that is why you are imagining me saying things. I think your hearing needs to be checked."
19:26:50 Dec 16th 07 - Sir Tnega Htims: If even you say he has no clue what's going on, how can we possibly accept him as a witness to anything?? Great Lord Might, the so-called "Lord" should be made to listen to Manilow along with Umbar until they both admit their guilt. And if Manilow doesn't do it, then make them listen to early Spice Girls tracks (without the videos, which were strangely entertaining)!!!
19:31:58 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "He knows what was going on than, he doens't know what is going on now, thanks to the poison, howm you mean yo can hear him perfect? Please, i think the jude Might has ears also....don't try too fool him with things he just hears himself or do you want his hearing checked? Imagining hearing thing? The scribe has put it all down..all you said is on paper...and the judge..can read it..."
19:36:58 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: "Um... why would a scribe write it all down if this court is being recorded (by magic). Unless, of course, 'tis your scribe, and you madly asked him to write everything down." "Anyhow, could you not hear him perfectly. Well, I certainly could..." [[If you want to speak softly, do something like: I say something Otherwise, it should be treated as regular talking. This would be yelling.]]
19:44:01 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "Well, he did not shout..nor did any other energetic things...well you may have the ears of an elf..but others don't.."
19:46:26 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Umbar: "and offcourse: he looks sick, he can't walk, he falls a sleep"
19:46:35 Dec 16th 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: [[Well, he talked normally, as you are talking now. Can you not hear me right now? Besides, you are the one sitting right next to him, so I'm sure that if you can hear me, then you could've heard him really well. And please don't start saying random things like 'What did you say', because you could 'hear' me perfectly fine earlier]] "Well, he did not shout, but he did talk normally. I am sure if he was 'running out of energy' he would have talked something more like this."
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