Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

14:58:23 Jun 26th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

Yeah Lucky I survived to but unfortunately Armageddon scrambled the letters on my birth Certificate so I'm now officially Goldmeister

15:56:22 Jun 26th 07 - Lady Jabberwocky:

Skippity! skip! skip! skip!... a little girl enters the tavern...

She was smiling gingerly as she looks around. It seems that this place is very much familiar to her. She started for the bar counter.

"Ummn..." She says, not sure what to say.

She waves her hand at the barkeep that seems unfamiliar to her.

"Excuse me... umn... Where is Uncle Senturu?" She finally said.

20:17:22 Jun 26th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Picks up the ale and starts drinking it

"So how was my father? he spent most of his time here."

20:24:46 Jun 26th 07 - Demonic Shezmu:

*looks at the girl that had entered the bar and overhears Calus asking about his dad and starts mumbling in himself whilst sipping his beer*

"Weird...she looks...a bit...do I know her from somewhere? sooo familiar...damn it...oh...Tiber Septim...now there was a silly figure...guess he wasn't made from the strong materials then...wonder why his son doesn't know much about him...ah well..."

*looks around a bit before his green glowing eyes return to stare in the direction of the girl...*

"Scientist, you better give her something to drink, I got a feeling this one might have a temper...oh and pour me another one while yer at it..."

20:38:39 Jun 26th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Well, don't know much about him because he spent most of his time here, which I know why now, and when I did see him all he talked about was how to rule his Empire."

*Calus takes another drink from his tankard

"Silly huh? What type of crazy stuff did he do?"

20:44:54 Jun 26th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Sentru? Oh! My father once metioned something about him leaving for a while. He said that Sentru said the he'll be back, so don't worry. Scientist seems like a good enough barkeep anyway, good head on his shoulders."

*Calus takes another drink from his ale and realizes there is none left

"Can I have another ale please."

21:16:15 Jun 26th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

*Opens eyes. Stands up.*

"...........................what the hell happened? ... seven hells, ...gimmie a big mug 'o Oakheart Dark ale..."

22:50:09 Jun 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Still think i would of made a better barkeeper.........."

*Seloc approches the bar*

"I am a clone of my father sorank seloc, and therefore know everything he knew (quite a bit) so i need no introductions and know all of your fathers personally. "

*Overhears Calus*

"Tiber was a weird person constanly traveling from thread to thread, lets hope you don't have your fathers bad habits......"

*Orders a rum*

23:11:27 Jun 26th 07 - Lady Jabberwocky:

She is about 4'7 feet tall with a jet black hair and light violet eyes. She is wearing a red hooded cloak and is carrying a basket that is nicely covered witha purple linen. a slight sharp bump on her forehead suggesting a horn and pointy elven ears.

"Oh pooh!..."

She pouted as a little girl was expected to do then smiled at the barkeep. She stared at him for some time... No definitely not from him... She scanned the tavern, the energy was quite exorbitant for a minute when she entered the place that it is the only aura she sensed.

"Can I please have a glass of milk." ...

23:24:02 Jun 26th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Leans over the counter and stares down at the little girl*

"Hey there, you want a glass of milk? Ok, I'm sure I can do that."

*Turns behind the bar and begins running around as if looking for something*

"Now where did I put that cow? One minute, I just got to go out back to the fridge."

*Walks out back and a few moments later returns with a glass of milk.*

"Ah, here we go."

*Hands the girl the milk.*

"Seloc heres your rum and Calus, your ale also."

*Slides the drinks down the bar to each person*

"Hey you, over there in the corner, Shezmu, want a drink? On the house? Actually I'll put it on Effies tab."

01:39:47 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Ninja:

ello, wow, u must make everything pretty natural or organic

02:14:13 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Calus takes a drink from his tankard

"Well, I don't think i'll do that."

*Chugs the rest of his ale

"May I have another one please."

02:38:09 Jun 27th 07 - Demonic Shezmu:

*looks at Scientist...*
"on Effies tab you say?! oh hell yeah... mean...he's deep in debts anyways...so a few more beers won't hurt him that much..."

*looks in the direction of the girl...sipping her milk*
"still don't think she's like she's pretending to be...hmmm...strange...as if there's some sort of magic aura surrounding her..."

02:52:49 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Girl? What girl"

*Looks at the only girl in the tavern

"Oh that girl. What's little red riding hood doing here?"

08:53:08 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"My thoughts exactly little red riding hood"

10:04:52 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Hands Calus another drink.*

"You do realise that you have to pay for these, they're not on the house you know."

*Keeps one eye on the little girl to watch for anything suspicious*

10:15:46 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

*Drags himself to the bar, takes hold of it and pushes himself up on a chair*

"Barkeep,... I said,...............a big.....ale of dark Oakheart.......now....."

10:44:44 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Picks Ragnarr up and begins shaking him*

'Common spit it out, we don't want to wait here all day while you try finish one sentence'

*Relising this is probably not helping Goldsie puts Ragnarr back on the chair they jumps the bar and grabs a bottle of Dark Oakheart*

'I know you don't like people taking from your bar Scientist but this is an emergency'

*Grabs Ragnarr and pours the liqueur down his throat, then returns the bottle to Scientist*

'I'll pay for that'

10:51:43 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

*After drinking some, Ragnarr dries his mouth with the back of his gloved hand and looks at Goldmeister.*

"Thank you, I needed that. Let me buy you a drink."

12:34:55 Jun 27th 07 - Demonic Shezmu:

*looks at the strange things going on in the bar from within the shadows of the darkerside of the bar, only his green glowing eyes are visible to those who search for them...*
"I wonder how all these strange figures found this bar...I hope Scientist didn't start a campaign to increase the amount of visitors he gets in here..."

14:08:16 Jun 27th 07 - Lady Jabberwocky:

"Thats cos uncle Senturu usually slaps them as soon as they enter."

She sips the milk and and wipes her lips with a handkerchief.

"Not to mention uncle effie's drunken amoks."

She gulps half the glass of milk down and wiped her lips, she giggled softly at the antics of the queer collection of new faces.

15:38:52 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Calus pulls out a large bag of gold

"Alright, how much per drink."

*Calus takes a drink from his ale

17:20:20 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Does anyone know exactly when uncle Senturu is coming back?"

20:05:36 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"My father said these were what his words were.

"Announcement:

Attention all patrons of the VU tavern. im afraid that in 10 days or so. i will no longer be your barkeep. i will be moving and taking next era off. and probably the era after as well. "

Maybe he will be back Era 29.

20:21:56 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Excuse me, I have something to take care of."

*Calus walks out of the Tavern and a little while later he walks back in and takes a seat mumbling "I do to have charisma" to himself.

20:25:58 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

*Looks at Sir Scientist*

"In every other tavern I have been, Murphy comes in with some other brigands and trashes the place, hits the barkeep,....how come he has not attacked this place?"

20:29:35 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Yeah, he thrashed my father's Tavern, he thrashed Slayer's Pub, why not Ye Olde Taverne...Maybe because all of the customers would kick his butt?"

*Calus shruggs

"I don't know, good question Ragnarr"

21:56:29 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(ha) "Calus maybe you do have charisma, probably not none-the-less i have more of it"

*Smiles, wounders wether anyone else understands*

22:06:57 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Ninja:

Duke Efrandor

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4/18/2007 1:42:10 AM
*Looks at Zechlofski..*

- "Taverns can be friendly" ey... "If the bar tender keeps things under controle." oh really... You do know it's Senturu that got the bat right...? And... you do know the ladies room is about 10 meters away from here, you wanna take a look inside, I belive there are still some guests left in there, trying to get the right bodyparts from eachother.

*Turns to Senturu.*

- Pfff, they just never learn, a beer please..

*Reaches for the bat on the other side of the bar, picks it up, does a really cool swing and hits Zechlofski in the forehead causing him to fall to the ground like a parrot without wings.*

- ooh, you gave me a Mariestads, great. Anyhow, I'll be at the pool.

"Ah, good times, this is the safest bar u can be at and where is Efrandor, havent seen him. And who are all these new people? lol, at least we got alot more people than before. I've been gone to long. o well.

*jumps into the beer pool*

22:11:37 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"don't worry all these new people don't bite, and effie dosn't seem to have posted anyway for a while now....."

22:50:20 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Did I hear beer pool?"

*Looks at Ninja jumping into the pool

"I'll be right back"

*Calus leaves for a while and then comes in with a huge box, he then takes it into one of the rooms and hangs a Do-Not-Disturb sign on it

22:50:55 Jun 27th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Everybody hears banging coming from the room

00:19:44 Jun 28th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Calus peeks his head out of the room

"I didn't jump into that, I was assembling a sky-dive for it, but since it aint a beerpool in here...I guess I will not."

00:49:35 Jun 28th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

"Wait a minute...red liquid..."

*Calus thinks deeply

"Well, the first red liquid that comes to mind is...red wine!"

*Calus sets up the high dive next to the pool and sits down awaiting the first diver

01:13:15 Jun 28th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Calus leaves for a little bit, then returns

"Well everybody, i'll be leaving for six days to my dad's house, be back on monday, I won't be leaving until around six o'clock PM so i'll still be here for another hour or so."

*Calus sits down

01:48:10 Jun 28th 07 - Sir Calus Septim:

*Calus arises from his seat

"Well, i'll see you all in around six days, I may be able to log on between now and Monday, but i'me not sure, Goodbye"

*Calus pays his bill to Scientist and leaves Ye Olde Taverne

14:00:06 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*waves goodbye to Calus*

"finally, another beer here please."

*finishes his rum*

14:42:18 Jun 28th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

"Yeah, and a whiskey for me."

00:17:05 Jun 29th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Scientist pulls himself up off the floor where he had been unconcious*

"Where.....what.....who.......ah I see the Taverne is still in one piece. I must make a mental note, Do not drink on the job."

*Walks off back behind the bar and pours drinks and hands them out. Then drinks one himself*

"Ah damn."

*Looks over at the little girl*

"Whats that you said, you want me to slap everyone who enters?"

*Slaps Ninja. Slaps Jabberwocky. Slaps Shezmu. Slaps Ragnarr. Slaps Seloc. Slaps Goldmeister*

"Those of you who feel that was uncalled for, you may blame our little milk drinking friend over here. Apparently I need to slap everyone who enters......."

*Walks behind the bar again, slaps himself*

04:53:10 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Slap's Scientist back*

'I was already slapped by Senturu when I first entered'

*Slap Jabberwocky*

'Thats for making him slap me'

11:35:40 Jun 29th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Slaps Goldmeister*

"Thats for slapping me, I told you, I was told to do it, don't slap the messenger."

*Walks over to the bar and pours another drink for shezmu*

"Here you go old chap, I'll add it to Effies tab, he already owes basically his entire life saving about a thousand times over, more won't make much of a difference......."

13:14:02 Jun 29th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

"Damn it man, I want my whisky! And what in the name of seven hells, slapping? How low can you go?!"

16:22:13 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

'Ragnarr don't make me'

*Stares angrily at Ragnarr and cracks his Knuckles*

16:31:32 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

slaps scientist back*

16:57:07 Jun 29th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

*Places his hand on his sword hilt*

17:14:34 Jun 29th 07 - Demonic Shezmu:

*gets slapped in the face by Scientist and then is given a beer by the same Scientist*
"Scientist, come on man! What you do that for?! I told you that girl was not as sweet and lovely as she looks, yes still you listen to her and slap everyone about the place?! Just look at yer hands...yer hands man! they've turned red from the severe amount of slaps you've been giving out to everyone...that's not healthy!!!"

*looks down towards his newly acuired beer (complements to Effie's tab...yay him! :P)*
"Ah well...with this beer...you're forgiven...but some ice on yer hands though...I think you're getting blisters already..."

19:30:20 Jun 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"That girl must be evil, to manipulate scientist like that. Such power............"

23:24:52 Jun 29th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

"A single lady made the whole taverm fight."

*Leaves his sword hilt, tales a whiskey bottle and pours himeself some*

00:33:35 Jun 30th 07 - Mr. Ninja:

"I was stabbed in the back here, long time ago. When the Beer Pool was beer, not some red watery..... something. When the women flourished all over the tavern"....*snaps out of it*

"wait we never had women in this bar, well none that ever caught my eye. whats going here!?! what are you doing? who am i? Whats wrong with me!?!?

11:04:17 Jun 30th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Stares over at Ragnarr*

"You're going to have to pay for that!"

*Picks up his bat*

"I've not used this yet but I will if I need to."

*Turns to Shezmu*

"The girl was right though, Senturu did used to slap everyone, she won't manipulate me, just doing that reminded me of Senturu....."

*Walks off and wipes his eyes*

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