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 "wow, she even made the barkeeper cry and he completely unaware he's being manipulated......"

*Looks over at the new guy*

"Now why do you look familiar to me?"

"Hello everybody, my father, Calus, died in Septim City when Carnage attacked, so i'll take his place here. Hey Scientist, one beer please."

"dead again....already not very popular are you?"

*Places a hand on Septim's shoulder*

"I am sorry for yer losses, lad. I'll pay for that drink."

*Places a silver infront of Scientist, then looks around*

"You know, I have a feeling this tavern has known better times."

Hmmmm, You Should have gone halflings and had an entire army of invisible scouts ready to attack :P, Like 3k army's of 5 adventures, Merge, Attack Dissipate

"Wow what *beep* left the gates open and went on vacation?"

"Be right back"

*Pelagius walks out and walks back in with one-hundred chests full of gold

"Seloc burnt down Tales Tavern, I took out a huge claim right before, so now I'm rich! One free beer for everybody, Scientist."

"Thank you, Septim, it was the least I could do."

"Getting rather quiet."

*Pelagius slaps Seloc

"That should pass."

*Pelagius keeps his head from turning to Scientist

"Hey, where did those eyes go? i'll fix that."

*Pelagius walks over to his footlocker and pulls out a glass eye and an eyepatch. He then puts it into Goldmeister's eye socket and hands him an eyepatch.

"There ya go blind pirate."

*Pelagius whispers in Ragnarr's ear:

"Hang on this will be hilarious."

*Pelagius walks over to his footlocker and pulls out a bandanna and ties it around Goldmeister's head.

"Hehehe."

"hmmm...I poured 30 kegs into that thing and then one pint suddenly filled it up. Never would of guessed, oh well."

*Pelagius drinks some of his beer

Parrot: "Goldmeister's mama is so fat, grawk, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world, grawk"

"Hmm, duck tape huh, that's not weird at all."

*Pelagius walks over to his footlocker and pulls out an orange wig and a one-shot pistol w/ hoster. He then rips the load of duck tape off Seloc's head(Which really hurts) and puts the wig on his head.

"There ya go."

*He then walks over to Goldmeister, attatches the holster to his belt, and puts the pistol in it.

"Hehehe"

'Hey guys whats going on?'

*After receiving no reply, he focus's and in a blinding flash of light his eye's reappear, he looks at himself in bewilderment*

'What the...'

*Goldsie then catches a glimpse of himself in a reflection on a beer Glass*

'Wow... I look... good!'

*He pause's for a moment*

'Now, my intuition tells me that the Septim family is responsible for this... attack my feathered friend!'

*With that the parrot fly's from Goldsie's shoulder and viciously attacks Pelagius, Goldsie then pulls out his newly acquired pistol and machete and attaches them to his whip creating the weapon know as a Pichip and then proceades to chase Pelagius around the bar with his newly created Weapon of Mass Destruction*

'I'll teach you to corrupt poor little Parrot's with your disgusting Mama jokes!'

*Pelagius makes a sharp whistling noise and the parrot turns around and starts attacking Goldmeister, and poops on Selocs head in the process.

 *Seloc peels the ducks tape off his head, now covered in poo, and replaces it with some clean tape and contiunes to laugh at pelagius.*

"I suugest we decide this with the king's justice."

*Turns to Scientist*

"Barkeep, give 'em the king's justice."

"Seven hells!"

*Grabs the drunk barkeep and drags him out of the pool*

"Forget the king's justice, who the hell is gonna serve the drinks?"

*Picks himself up off the floor and stumbles into the back room. Reappears again looking very smartly dressed.*

"Right, I hereby decree that by name of the king, you are to be expelled from this property until further notice or until the beer runs dry in this establishment."

*Picks up Seloc, Septim and Goldsie and throws all of them out of the door. Then waves his hand in front of the door*

"There we go, an invisible barrier around this entire building, you guys cannot get back in until I say so.........Now, who wants a drink?"

*Turns round and goes back behind the bar*

*Pelagius gets up

"I really liked this Tavern, dang it....It is not nice to disobey Scientist and ruin his fantasies of having unbreakable magic barriers but I need my stuff."

*Pelagius snaps his finger and the barrier disappears, Pelagius then walks in, grabs his 100 chests full of gold and his footlocker then walks out.

"Sorry about that Scientist but I really like my footlocker..."

*Pelagius then walks away from the Tavern

*Pelagius comes back with one che*beep*ll of gold with a ribbon tied tied around it and a note saying:

This is a gift to Ye Olde Taverne (and Mr. Drakos, wherever he is now) for my family's past misdeeds and for breaking Scientist's barrier to get this out. In this chest is 1,000,121 gold (The extra 121 is for the bill I couldn't pay because I was so hastly thrown out.), do what you will with it...

Signed,

Pelagius Septim II

*Pelagius looks at the mailbox and realizes it is too small so he knocks on the door with a stick (To avoid the barrier thing) and leaves the chest on the doorstep. He then walks over to where Seloc is building his Pinecone house and starts making his own.

"Hey, this is pretty fun."

*Looks through the window*

"King Senturu, king of all beers and taverns everywhere.......You can enter again if you wish, only because we need the customers and also because if you do it again I will join in. And you really don't want that......."


*Walks away and snaps his fingers removing the barrier. Walks off with a smirk on his face.*

"Anyway how did you know I had installed a safety snapper on the barrier and it would go down with a snap of the fingers?"