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Ye Olde Taverne
17:23:16 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

*slaps tiber coz hes bored and drukn too (i want to be part of somthing...)


20:10:06 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Tiber slaps Defensive into a wall (Knocking him out), pulls out a sharpie, and starts drawing faces on him.

"Hehehe"


20:13:27 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

" omg how do you slap me that hard??"

*goes and routs around Tibers footlocker looking for a book on how to slap very hard


20:15:18 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Suddenly a rabid Racoon jumps out of Tiber's footlocker and starts mauling Defensive's face.

"Shouldn't go snooping in my footlocker."


20:26:46 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

*dies again


20:32:58 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

"Hmmmm...it would be boring without somebody to ban and laugh at, so I'll let him off this time"

*Casts Revive on Defensive.


21:12:24 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Suddenly a soldier runs into the tavern.

"Tiber City is under attack sir!" said the soldier.

*Tiber arose from his chair and followed his soldier, stopping at the door to say goodbye, he left.


21:22:36 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Cephorus Septim enters the Tavern

"Hello all, my father died protecting Tiber City, so now I will succeed him. I have also inherited that footlocker and his lucky tankard."

*Points to footlocker and pulls out a golden tankard

"He says it took him forever to find it and put it back together, but I wont use it, I know better."

*Cephorus places the Tankard in the footlocker and takes a seat, stopping to place a coin in the jar and grab an ale.


22:02:27 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

"I am sorry for Tiber, lad. It seems battles tear yer lands. I'm not surprized - a lot of greedy barons once attacked me for just being succesful. Bloody southern brigands."


22:06:19 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"Yeah, The Septim Family history is full of wars and battles, my great-great grandfather, Tiber Septim I died from the events of armageddon, I heard nothing else could of brought him down."

*Cephorus takes a drink


22:42:59 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc wounders to himself how the septim family keep being born old......*

"Unlucky mate who killed you father this time?"


22:50:09 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"He was shot by arrows, the gods helped him survive so no matter how many arrows struck he still fought on, until he collapse. My uncle, Salius Septim grabbed him and ran like hell. Salius took him back to Tiber City where he died a few hours later."

*Cephorus takes a drink.

"And we aren't born old (They are born babies, and they get old, but I don't usually include that in the stories due to how boring it would be to read them take their first steps) we grow up just like everybody else.


22:59:15 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(Septim can you please pm me again I'm having trouble pm-ing you back your none existant apartently...........)


23:33:19 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Cephorus leaves then a mongoose runs in and jumps into Cephorus' footlocker. He is followed by Cephorus. Cephorus sits down and starts drinking his drink.


23:53:17 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Looks up after being in a drunken daze due to high intake of alcohol*

"And I was so enjoying the good ol' life of drinking until my liver bleeds. Ah well, back to work I guess."

*Gets up and wobbly walks back behind the bar and talks to each thing as he passes*

"I missed you beer pump, I missed you too glasses, and you shot glasses........Right, whos for a drink?"

*Pours himself a drink and drinks it down in one*

"Now I'm ready, oh and Cephorus, you can make yourself drinks just like your father did if you so wish, just don't use the liquids from behind this bar and make it so I can't see it, then nothing is wrong. Here is a Midnight Mixer on the house in your fathers honour"

*Looks over to the dark corner of the bar.*

"Hey, Shezmu, fancy another drink? You must be running dry up there......."


23:55:49 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"Is the right to make drinks passed down through the Septim Bloodline, because you said Tiber..."


00:01:26 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"Oh, you changed your answer, woohoo!"

*Cephorus starts dancing and then sees the entire tavern is looking at him

"Ok, I'll just stop now"

*Cephorus is about to make a Septim Shot, then shudders and pours himself an ale instead. He then holds up his drink.

"Here is to Ye Olde Taverne, for giving us all at least one drunken stupor, Lord Senturu, for always being a very...violent barkeep, Sir Scientist, for giving me the right to our drinks, and most of all, Mr. Drakos, for starting this wonderful Tavern"

*Caphorus is about to drink his ale, then sees the midnight mixer, grabs it, and drinks it.


00:17:29 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Cephorus gets up from his chair.

"I must leave this tavern for five days, I shall see if I'll be able to enter again some time between now and then. Goodbye"

*Cephorus walks out of the Tavern


03:22:27 Jul 12th 07 - Lord Senturu:

well....i got news for you all.....IM BACK. your bartender is back in action. my internet is back up and im raring to go. :D

as for you making our own drinks? NO

but since i have seen you go around helping the tavern. you can still work here with me.


08:43:48 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

*slaps everyone and calls..

"bar fight!!!"

*nothing happens and everyone looks at him...

*senteru shoves defensive in a foot locker and tells him to shut up


08:52:25 Jul 12th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*senturu then fills the locker with pee*

ahh i feel better. hey everyone we got a new stall!!!

*locks the foot locker*

heheheh


09:13:29 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Looks over at Senturu*

"Thank god, its been hectic trying to keep some of the peace in here. Glad to see you're back good man."

*Walks out from behind the bar and lays down a red carpet which ends at Senturus feet. Then stands there with a shot glass on a tray waiting for Senturu*

"Welcome back"


11:04:07 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

'Ahhhhhh, theres a wet patch on the carpet! The mighty Senturu cannot walk on such filth'

*Goldmeister lays himself over the wet patch to allow Senturu to pass*


12:38:07 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

"Hey Senturu, you have other whisky's besides Ballant Heart? Give me yer best one."

*Looks at Scientist*

'Lad, looks like ye'r finally going to rest from the lot of us."


13:31:56 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Here a little something for your pain scientist."

*Hands scientist an employee of the month award addressed to Senturu.*

"I found it on the wall over there..........."


17:11:26 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

justanius notices hes never order anything for the full 3 days he sat on this chair looking around can i have something strong its been 3 days


17:46:17 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Looks over at Ragnarr*

"Yeah, sounds good, but I will soon be leaving, I have experiments that need to be carried out in the realm of Carrothia and things need doing during the process."

*Looks at the plaque*

"Senturu, Seloc tried to steal your employee of the month award, may I hit someone with the bat one last time?"


17:50:48 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"yay bat"

*defensive pulls himelf free and drys himself on the red carpet


18:01:54 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

'Ahhhhhh wetness on the carpet, Im not big enough to cover all this space!'

*Goldsie suddenly gets a brainwave and begins stripping off and placing his clothes on the carpet to cover the wet spots, soon Goldsie is laying in the middle of the carpet stark naked and surrounded by clothes*

'There you go Senturu'

*Goldsie then rolls over and wacks Defensive with his VERY large bat*

(Interpret that how you will :P)


18:15:22 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc quickly takes the plaque back and puts it on the wall exactly where it was, so that Senturu or Scientist won't hit him.*

"I was only trying to be nice...."

*Seloc looks very sad, then goes and sits in a dark corner of the tavern.*

(not the one shemzu is in.)


18:26:50 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"yay"

*wakes up and plants TNT all over the tavern and makes a big red button which he locks in spetims locker which is guarded by a racoon now no1 will hit defensive as he can just blow up the tavern if it comes to it..


18:30:45 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Defensive how do you plan on pressing the button if you dead, or just how do you plan on pressing the button guarded by a racoon thats already killed you once..............?"


18:32:01 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

omg i h8 myself


21:46:25 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Cephorus Septim enters the tavern

"Hello everybody, wasn't exactly five days, but I was able to get to a computer. I also have gifts that I've been saving for all of you in my footlocker for when Senturu returns."

*Cephorus walks over to the footlocker and smells a nasty odor coming from it.

"Well, somebody has gone urinating in my footlocker."

*Cephorus mutters something and it all goes into Goldmeister's tankard

"Ahh, now I have gifts for everybody"

*Gives Scientist a box full of test tubes and chemicals, gives Defensive a bottle of disinfectant, gives Shezmu a box of DemonLords Cereal TM, gives Seloc an orb of peace and war, gives Goldmeister a treausure map, gives Ragnarr a viking helmet and a wolf pelt, and gives Senturu a golden Spoon.

"Well, havn't known Justanius very long so I'll just give him a bottle of Vodka"

*Hands Justanius a bottle of Vodka

"Well, there ya guys go!"

*Cephorus sits down at the bar counter

 


21:58:47 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Cephorus drinks his drink

"Better be of*beep*ain, don't know if I'll be able to get on again, hope so."

*Cephorus leaves Ye Olde Taverne, but makes a few Septim Shots for everybody before leaving.


22:07:22 Jul 12th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*runs over and slaps Sir Cephorus Septim*

"why are ther so many bloody posts already done wen i come back to the tavern"


23:21:43 Jul 12th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

*Ragnarr stands up from his seat in front of the fireplacea and leaves two gold coins on the bar*

"That's for the healing potions when I came here. You people helped me, for which I am greatly grateful. It's also for the table I smashed on Defensive - sorry lad, you stole m'sword. And also for the good ale. I shall be leaving you now. I can not stay here any longer, the wolven banners call me. Storms and Honor await.

*Heads to the exit. Stops in front of it with his hand on his swordhilt.*

"I hope I find time to come back and see you all. It was a pleasure being with you. Take care, Scientist. Septim, you too. Senturu, take good care for the tavern - it's the best one around these parts, but certain people come and ruin it. Kill em' southern brigands."


00:04:23 Jul 13th 07 - Sir Ragnarr:

"Good bye, friends."

*Leaves the tavern and Ragnarr's figure enteres the rain outside, slowly dissapearing in the fog.*


00:45:13 Jul 13th 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Runs over to the window and throws him a bottle of tequila*

"Heres something to ease your pains during the battles, just drink it down nicely now........."

*Goes and sits at his table and orders some drinks from Senturu*

"Hey Shezmu, fancy joining me on my table, back where I belong now...."


05:31:11 Jul 13th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*walks to the bar*

holy *beep*. who Organized my beer? damn it. i had it all in my messy order.

*messes up the b*beep*nturu then Gets a "special" drink for justainus (to lazy to see if its right). then Grabs some Beers for Scientist and hands them to him. Senturu then gets everyone in the tavern a free beer*

on the house ya'll :D


06:04:03 Jul 13th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Goldsie quickly get dressed and climbs onto the roof*

'Yay, free beer'


08:01:01 Jul 13th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*take the beer from sentaru*

shouts "Where's the free beer where"


08:34:10 Jul 13th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*breaks an empty bottle over Justanius's head*

Bar Fight!!!!


11:43:02 Jul 13th 07 - Demonic Shezmu:

*looks over towards Scientist who is sitting at one of the tables*
"I'll be there in a minute, need to finish this here bowl of cereals...drowned in beer..."

*gobbles up the entire bowl and slowly walks towards Scientist's table, peeking at Goldmeister's treasure map in the process*
"interesting..."


12:06:49 Jul 13th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*trips Shezmu. Shezmu begins to fall on scientist but at the last second scientist darted out from under shezmu, while shezmy flattend the table*

Bar Fight!!!!!!!


13:17:04 Jul 13th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

'I was just on the roof and theres no beer there... WTF do you mean by beer on the house? I demand free beer!'

*Throws a chair at Senturu*

'I second that notion for a bar fight'




13:23:49 Jul 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Quickly turn he new ord of peace and war to war. The bar is suddenly gone instead there is a waste land of dark rocks, lava spurts out of fissures between rocks, and vultures circle overhead. Seloc then thorws a few fireballs at random people and laughs manically.*

"Elimination Fight!"


21:27:18 Jul 13th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*Senturu grabs the chair out of thin air and whirls it back at Goldmeister. Turning to Seloc Senturu throws a rock at him. hitting seloc in the head*


23:43:11 Jul 13th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*The rock causes a small stream of blood to come forth from Seloc's head he places a strip of duck tape over it to stop the flow. Seloc then takes out a cattle prod from thin air and zaps Senturu with it, numbing Senturu's right arm as 10000V of electricity pass through it. He quickly improvements his cattle prod to a sword and takes a wild swing at Goldsie, Goldsie easyily block with a sword that appeared from nowhere. Seloc and Goldsie start dueling, both sides are equally matched.*


01:40:52 Jul 14th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

oh ye lets get it on

* justanius gets up from that bottle over the head and sprints at sentaru swings for him and sentaru is out cold*


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