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*Pulls Defensive outside, curb-stomps him, and comes back in to enjoy his drink.

*Cephorus kicks Goldmeister's head out the window, Cephorus then walks over to the bar and takes a drink from his ale.

*Seloc thanks Septim.*

"Thank you friend but i can't just leave such a fellow patriot out there all alone I'll cure him on the grounds he seeks no revenge."

*He then walks out side and picks up Goldmeisters head and bring it back inside. He then gets out a role of duck tape and straps gold's head to his neck curing him completely.*

*defensive takes a sip of beer

"omg this is boring"

*chops of goldmeisters head again...

*Picks himself up off the floor and walks over to Senturu. Picks him up and throws him at Defensive, knocking everyone else over in the process*

"Now I need a long drink"

*Walks over to the bar and pours himself some drinks and carries them to his table*

"Shezmu you coming over for them drinks?"

*Cephorus gets up off the floor and looks at his broken tankard on the floor.

"When I fell, my beer fell, and that means that it broke, thus wasting beer, and I hate people who waste beer!"

*Cephorus' eyes turn white, his skin red. He runs up to Scientist and rips him in half with his bare hands, he then rips the halves in half, producing quarters, he then locks all four pieces in sepperate chests.

"Senturu, I'll need another beer."

"Thanks"

*Cephorus takes a drink and puts a coin in the tip jar

"To get drunk"

*Takes a drink

*hands Seloc a beer*

Seloc here we drink not cuz we like it but because its how this world is. without us what would sober people do? huh? they would sit around not laughing at the *beep* drunks stumbling over bar stools looking for their keys which are in their pockets.

"hmm......beer or adventure.........have to go with the beer but still I can't help feeling and wondering who the designated driver is.........."

*Seloc takes a swig off his beer.*

*blocks and starts dueling again*

"typical....I believe I said something about no revenge."

*Gives septim some duck tape with a message 'Good for one Castration'*

*The dueling gets even more destuctive as both particapants jump on top of the bar, knocking beer glasses. Goldmeister ducks and takes a wide sweep at Seloc's feet. Seloc only just manages to avoid by hopping backwards which landed him on the very edge of the bar on one foot and swaying widly. Just before he was about to fall he made a very shabby leap to a nearby table, which he landed surpisingly well. He then taunted Gold to come join him upon the table and continue there duel.*

"Apoligies Senturu, Gold will pay for all the damage."

*The four chests which have been forgotten about begin to shake vigorously and a bright light begins to be emmitted from the gap in them. Suddenly the three chest fly towards the middle of the room, knocking over everyone in their path and an almighty explosion is heard. As the dust settles, all that can be seen in the debris is Scientist stood there with a white aura around him, his eyes appear to glow and out of his finger tips electicity is bolting around. As he turns to Cephorus he raises one arm and Sephorus is lifted into the air, as he raises his other arm lightning whirls round Sephorus striking him lightly at first.*

"Do not try to harm an Elder Mage, it would not be in your best interest"

*He lowers his arms and Sephorus is lowered to the floor, Scientist hovers over to his table, which is the last remaining table in the bar as the rest lie in ruins and sits. The aura slowly dissipates and he returns to normal*

"I will have a round over here for me and Shezmu and get one for yourself Senturu"

justanius wakes up from day dreaming and thinks no riot is complete without me

*comes around the corner smashes a test tube on scientest head and then pours acid all over his face*

*Looks over at Seloc*

"Who said anything about Gold being evil? I never give away any clues to anything, I am good at my job......."

"I attacked Gold, then I went to the bar to take a drink, only my beer was shattered on the floor, then I remembered Scientist throwing Senturu at me so I chopped him into four pieces and put them in sepperate chests"

"Yep, he cut off my Cojones so I think he deserved it..."

omfg what is goin on god damn it :D

*Gives up on Goldmeister's rock hard head, runs over to defensive, and starts stabbing him with a pencil.

"RESPOND!!!"

*A large northern man (not Ragnarr) enters in a rush and hangs a parchment on the wall.*

"Yeah, I know this is the second time, but the ship needs a crew, ye know,..."

*The man leaves.*

On the paper it says:

"The Stormborn" longship sets sail on Sunday!
People looking for adventure, treasure and good times (plunder, pillage, burn, rape) are welcome aboard!
-Ragnarr

*Goldmeister takes an anti Septim shot which makes him immune to a harm directed from Septim in ANY way and in ALL threads! Goldmeister pull out several throwing knifes and throws them a Seloc, pinning him to the wall, then with Seloc pinned to the wall Goldmeister walks up to him and Slowly and carefully carves his signature into Seloc's forehead, he then releases Seloc and slaps him on the face with the flat side of the sword*

*Goldmeister realizes that he has already  built up an active immunity to Septim and he no longer needs protection because the antigens of Septim attacks have been captured by Goldmeister's memory Lymphocytes and taken to the Lymph nodes which are now producing antibody's to the attack of Septim making him completely useless against Goldmeister*

'By the way my attacks are Viral, highly Virulent and extremely contagious :D'

(Yes, you will need that Dictionary Seloc)

"He responded, woohoo, but I have found a loophole"

*Suddenly, Agent 47 enters the building with two silenced Silverballers and blows Goldmeister away.

"Hehehe, I love the ICA."

*47 pulls Seloc over his shoulder and stabs him with a kitchen knife. He then pulls out a SMG and starts shooting Goldmeister.

"Hehehe"

*Septim takes a drink