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*turns to Sir Gaius* "Aye Sir Gaius, I did indeed start this humble Tavern a long time ago", *turns head to look at the speaker upon hearing Ninja's greeting and query*

"Greetings Ninja, been awhile. So far so good mate, have scores of towns, only had to build 5 having the good fortune to take the rest in battle. How goes it for you and yours? "

*tilts head back and takes a long drink of ale, then sets mug down* "ahhh, good to see the ale is still the best in the lands"

"lets have an orgy!! ican invite lots of strippers?... you see that was a good idea so you cant put me down for that..."

"i wonder how the duke would retaliate if i happy slapped him...."

"cake at an orgy!!!"

"what about if i kicked him in the balls....."

" ok then cake it is.. what about we invite all the leaders of all the KDs? then we can have a super orgy to welcome back the duke and to celebrate 1 year of randomness?..."

"what about if i pound him?"

"ty"

"what a about if i didnt do anything..."

" this will be a party to remember.."

"i think senturu will tell us to have the party somewhere else and not to mess up his tavern.... but drakos willmost likely want t meet all the KD leaders"

"excellent what time is it? and i doubt senturu can do much he might slap me an you but he cannot slap every KD leader especially his own KD..."

Ahh Drako's has finnaly blessed us with his presance. :D

*hits Drakos*

i didnt get you that Ale. you stole it

'Look at what this bar has deteriorated too! You people used to be cool.'

*Slaps Drako's for not keeping the tavern in good order, then turns and slaps Senturu for hitting the one who started this thread and kicks defensive for good measure*

*Septim wakes up and walks out the door, he returns a few hours later with a gigantic buffet of food

"It's in ten days, but I like to be early"

*Drops it on a table and casts an anti-rotting and anti-eating spell on it

"The anti-eating spell will go disolve ten days from now..."

*Flies backwards while turning into an ant

"It'll wear off ten days from now or until I feel like taking the spell off of you..."

"what!! ime an ant cool now ican clim up girls skirts and feel there jugs.. excellent!!!"

"Well...I knew it wouldn't stop you, but Defensive can't break through, muahahahahaha!"

*Defensive turns into a squirell and Septim grabs him

"Perfect"

*Septim walks away with Defensive and comes back with a plate of cooked squirell, he places it on the table and puts a few charms on it, he then sits down.

"Worried? No. Entertained? Yes."

"Alright then."

*Septim drinks a bit of his beer.

"Yep"

*Septim takes a drink and walks over to the squirell, he sits him in a seat and mutters something, Defensive turns into human form. Septim grabs a plate and gives it to him, taking the spell off.

"Oh year!"

*Septim waves his hand and some squirell curry and chipmunk jerky fly to it.

*The duke's bodyguard runs in and starts beating Defensive with a baton.

"Since he became a celebrity"

*The bodyguard continues beating Defensive

*The guard stops pounding him and starts stabbing him saying: "THE DUKE IS SACRED!!!!"

"That guy is psychotic, I guess I should help..."

*Septim pulls out his sword and smacks the guard on the head with it's hilt.

*Septim blocks it with magic and hurles them out the window.

"I love knowing magic, not as good as Scientist's though..."

"ok!"
*defensive fires a firball at septim killing him

Gaius and Defensive. you two TALK TO MUCH

and im too lazy to read all ur posts :P