VILLAGES IV

VILLAGES IV

08:57:14 Apr 1st 08 - Sir Valentine:

Barracks
Lumber Camp
Cattle Farm

17:18:09 Apr 1st 08 - Mr. Killer:

Errr... we getting those new buildlings anytime soon?

17:33:34 Apr 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*falls into pile of grain due to tiredness*

11:01:12 Apr 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul:

Barracks, Lumber camp and a Cattle farm/dairy Fall from the sky.

as well as this 3 Npcs walked out of the buildings that had fallen,

Each Npc moves off to work in the mill.

After another long hard day of working the Villagers earn a total of....

425$ this makes the total amount of money in the village, 425$.

with the new buildings the villagers are more spread out than ever....

Lumber camp:
Wraith, This is your building and you can choose how many NPCs you buy and were they go to get wood.
The villagers that work here are....
Wraith, obviously....
Killer, so he can craft the wood when the lumber jacks bring it to the Lumber camp.
Yrike, so he can help Wraith cut down trees.

Cattle farm/dairy: Starting cattle, 2, 1 cow 1 bull
Might you're in charge of this place, you can decide weather to to milk or kill the cows that you start with. you start with a cow and a bull.
You can also choose to breed them or anything else Farmers do with their cows. The farmer also orders the villagers helping him to do certain jobs.

Villagers working here....
Demonsul... cos he can
Plato, cos he can as well....

BARRACKS, NON-PROFIT: Level Clubs and sticks
who ever has been forced to work here must fetch sticks and clubs from the wood crafter Killer, once they do this they must act as a guard around the town.

People working here are...
Valentine
Deathuelf
And Dwarfy.

Kassius and sausage are doing filing in the Town center.

Septim is helping out with anything remotely military...

Now, each building owned by someone in the town, Ie Wraiths lumbercamp earns money, by everyone working properly the buildings activity will be assess'd at the end of the day and earnings will be given to the Owner of the shop.

EAch shop owner has no money to begin with.

12:35:22 Apr 2nd 08 - Sir Kassius The Brownie Bandito:

"AW MAN! bloomin filing system"

*Kassius starts filing everything under V for "Village Stuff"*

13:48:34 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Elfy:

Mutters"Forgodsake, a mage would NOT be treated this way in the capital (>.<). Put down to guard duty!! Disgraceful!"

*stumbles off too the lumbermill and picks up a club for his first day as a guard..*

15:42:26 Apr 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul:

The crow atop the pole in the center of town is glad to see so many people glad to go off to work....

15:58:06 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Wraith:

"or anything else Farmers do with their cows"

I reckon you used a bad choice of words there >.<

*Wraith is overjoyed that the lumbermill is now complete. He grabs his axe and shows Yrike how to cut wood then gets to work. When the trees have fallen, he cuts them up into fairly manageable sizes and tells Yrike to take them to Killer to craft before going to work on the next tree.*

16:03:29 Apr 2nd 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

Septim stands in the training field at the barracks, Valentine Deathuelf
and Dwarfy are in front of him standing stiff as a board.

"Alright maggots! Run some laps!"

16:09:42 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Elfy:

*laughs at septim and says*

"haha, who put you in charge exactly???anyways if i had my staff with me right now youd be runnin for the hills!!"

16:14:09 Apr 2nd 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

"I am Captain Gorris Septim of the guard! And am here to train you relentless maggots into lean mean fighting machines!!! Now GO RUN SOME LAPS BEFORE I SKIN YOU ALIVE, RIP YOUR EYES OUT, AND EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!!!"

16:33:22 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Elfy:

*continues to point and laugh at the red in the face "Captain"*

16:59:08 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Demonsul didn't even bother helping out in the cattle farm. He reasoned that there were only two bovines on the premises (three if you counted Might) and that the others would do fine without him.

Instead he went to the lumber mill and started to chop wood and create wooden planks.

17:48:29 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Might the God of Cows:

Septim is helping out with anything remotely military...

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Owned.

*Might breeds the cows.*

"One day my pretties, we will make a army to take over the WORLD!"

21:38:59 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer crafts the woods the wood into simple clubs. The wood isn't too bad, and it doesn't take too long to make good solid clubs and staffs for weaker people. He leaves them out to dry, and repeats this process until he has made an slight excess amount towards the number of guards. *

[Are we getting any new buildling stoday, or is that tomorrow?]

22:07:51 Apr 2nd 08 - Sir Sausage Roll:

Revenge paints his shop white

23:59:45 Apr 2nd 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

WOOT! I LIKE CHEESE!

10:14:24 Apr 3rd 08 - Sir Son of Salaracen Vineraven Fro:

REVENGE DON'T OWN NO SHOP.
GET TO WoRK IN THE TOWN CENTERS FILING SYSTEM.

17:01:37 Apr 3rd 08 - Sir Kassius The Brownie Bandito:

*Kassius grows bored of the village, packs his bags with everyone elses valuables and skedaddles away*

"toodles"

17:14:43 Apr 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*grabs kassius by the leg and drags him over to his pile of wooden planks. he starts to hit kassius wit the planks*

"gimme my stuff back! (and everyone else's!)"

17:53:41 Apr 3rd 08 - Mr. Deathuelf:

Deathuelf runs to were Demonsul i*beep*ting Kassius to try and stop it but when he gets there he sees his family hunting knife in one of Kassius's bag.

"Give me my stuff back you theif" he picks up a plank of wood from the pile and start*beep*ting him with Demonsul.

21:08:20 Apr 3rd 08 - Sir Kassius The Brownie Bandito:

yeesh not the dignified sendoff i was going for XD

01:55:22 Apr 4th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*starts churning the highly low amount of cheese*

*sadly, Deathuelf hit's the churn and oddly, the milk hit's Septim's pants, looking like he urinated his pants*

*Demonsul whacks me for getting people in trouble AGAIN!*

*Demonsul whakcs me again for the reform only lasting about 14 hours*

*suddenly, an army of bunnies come in and start to atack the town*

*Septim grabs his club and beats the fur out of the head bunny*

*they get to an agreement that the vunny give all his chocolate in exchange for not getting turned into Plato's famous rabbit stew*

*Septim waits until they go and attack a nearby rabbit hole and hands the meat to Plato*

*stew is given to everyone, but the town loves it so much, 1/2 the people act like zombies and follow Plato wherever he goes*

*Plato eats his spinich and smacks everyone's now bulging stomach, getting rid of the stew, and the all go back to normal, then throw Plato off a cliff for smacking them*

*Darth Vader comes in and cuts the cows in half, then fixes them using the force*

*Plato whacks the man with the stick that just whacked the bull awake and Plato runs over the fence*

PWNED

*Plato takes the stick and whacks a tree with it*

*it turns out to be a holy tree and zapped Plato*

*Plato wakes up and realizes he fell asleep churning cheese, which now filled the room*

*suddenly, a vampire comes and bites Plato*

*Plato goes and flies off into the night*

*Plato wakes up on the roof of the farm and falls off*

*Plato feels a burning felling on his face and realizes he fell on his stew*

*Plato wakes up and smacks himself 5 times to make sure he was awake*

10:06:08 Apr 4th 08 - Sir Son of Salaracen Vineraven Fro:

Plato wakes up...

After a fairly productive day the Villagers walk over to their camp.

Today we have made a Total of 300 dollars from the mill.
The lumber camp has earnt itself 230 dollars and 50 planks of wood
The dairy farm now has 2 adult cattle and a calf... thanks to hormone technology we can get 1 calf a day if we choose to breed to cattle. It takes 5 days for them to fully grow up.

The village now has 725$ not including private business earnings.

It is NIGHt!

23:46:12 Apr 4th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

[[Is there gonna be like some food consumption and food supply?]]

*Plato takes a long nap after his hectic day of dreams*

*Demonsul decides to slap Plato and Plato thinks it felt like a stick hit him, and slaps himself 200 more times*

*the word get's out that Demonsul slaped me and they made it a national holiday*

00:11:47 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer worked hard making staffs and clubs and more staffs and clubs. He decided it was pointless as no-one was collecting them. He decided to start on a bow, and finished it just before night fell. It was a quick rudimentary maple bow, and Killer saw that he had not lost his touch...*

00:15:44 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

What? Cheese and milk get no profit? It's freakin' food!

02:06:58 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might continues to breed his cows while training them into a effective fighting force.*

04:06:05 Apr 5th 08 - Sir Son of Salaracen Vineraven Fro:

Might didnt organise them to be milked, therefore they don't produce milk.

04:56:18 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*slaps might hard, obviously all the annoyance from Might finally got to him, and he is forced to watch Seloc dance*

'THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*suddenly, all the VU Characters from Rp Stick Game 40 years older come and all seem to get along! Weird...*

*Plato and Demonsul reverse time to the point Plato was about to slap Might, and Plato acts as though he was headinfg for the churn*

*Septim congradualtes Plato for making him look better*

*Shimigami slaps Plato for typoing*

*Plato has a dream about him on a date with Jordan Sparks (more like a Nightmare, she ugly, good singer though jkjk*

*Plato goes out and milks the heck out of a cows*

10:51:33 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"You're going to be ok, Plato..."

*returns from visiting Plato at the asylum (where he keeps having hallucinations) to the village and continues to make wooden planks*

15:36:37 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*comes back with his medicine and milks the heck outta cow*

*then, a pig just starts running up the cattle farm roof*

*Plato gets bored after the cows refuse to bee milked anymore (and cows are pretty dumb, so they really don't care) and throws a rock at the pig*

*Plato then heads to the tavern for a quick drink*

NOT A HALLUCINATION! This could happen to anyone... doooooootsss..............................................

17:06:12 Apr 5th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*wonders if he should go back to the asylum to check on Plato, who is at that moment having a hallucination in a hallucination...*

02:07:03 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge:

*in 5 hours, plato is finally deemed mental sane, and comes back and takes a well deserved nap*

06:52:44 Apr 6th 08 - Sir Son of Salaracen Vineraven Fro:

DAY TIME

go to your jobs people...

07:37:34 Apr 6th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim:

*Septim goes around arresting people, turning down bribes, and taking people to prison, he even makes up a song.

"Yo-ho yo-ho an uncorrupt guard's life for me!"

10:20:59 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul makes more planks. He now has 1207 planks*

10:24:23 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

Wraith cuts more trees and thinks of alternative uses for them.

10:36:54 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul starts building houses out of the planks, and them selling them to the village residents*

*he kept the first house for himself though*

13:43:43 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Elfy:

Elfy sits down on an old rocking chair and falls asleep muttering how his talents are being unused...

16:58:28 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Demonsul's Building Market!"

Small Houses $100 (200 planks)
Medium Houses $150 (400 planks)
Large Houses $250 (700 planks)
Small Shops $100 + 10% profit stake (300 planks)
Large Shops $200 + 10% profit stake (600 planks)

BUILDING OWNERS:
Demonsul: Medium House & Small Shop (Real Estate Office)

House Market Economy:
Cash $0
Planks: 507

GET A JOB ON THE BUILDING MARKET!
All you need to do is go to the lumbermill and make wooden planks. For every 10 planks made you will receive $2. It won't take long to make many planks, so sign up now! This is a golden opportunity!

[Don't like it? Tough. It's called privatized marketing, get used to it.]

17:22:15 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Real Estate Area:

was empty grassland before, the bottom of the map is the east side of the village

17:23:40 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

Erm.... and who gave you the right to buy all that land and how much did it cost? Also, where did you get that money from?

(Yes, I am a bastard)

17:27:01 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

someone had to make houses
in answer to your questions wraith:
1. It was empty unowned land, aka free
2. I made myself houses for free, seeing as I am the boss

17:35:45 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

So why don't I just go and take a patch of land for myself..?

17:35:57 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Elfy:

erm i see this as unfair..considering people such as me are stuck with no income..lazing around the barracks...and also the planks of wood u make are sold for money for the village. you didnt even ask anyone about this

17:36:45 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Elfy:

also i would like to make this clear

Mr. Wraith

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4/6/2008 4:23:40 PM
Erm.... and who gave you the right to buy all that land and how much did it cost? Also, where did you get that money from?

(Yes, I am a bastard)

17:36:54 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Elfy:

lol

17:36:54 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Elfy:

lol

17:37:09 Apr 6th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

yeah lol, its called underhand marketing
you contest me and ill floor you with a plank o' high quality wood!

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