Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

10:02:46 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"We're only trying to keep this place going!"

To sum it up:

Defensive and I have organized a party for the 1 year anniversary of this tavern. I slapped you and am waiting a response. That's about it!

10:03:46 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Senturu:

ok then. go read who's your daddy thread in hangaround. thats a good response to you :D

10:07:02 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I did, read my response..."

09:38:24 Jul 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"IT'S GETTING TO QUIET!"

*Septim slaps everybody in the Tavern

"RESPOND!"

11:33:53 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"snore...."

13:26:16 Jul 22nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Slaps Septim back then falls asleep.*

06:49:01 Jul 23rd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim pulls out a gun and pistol whips everybody in the tavern

"This thread is dying people! Somebody talk!"

07:23:35 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Biggerboom:

*King Biggerboom bursts through the doors*

"Im Here now"

07:23:49 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Biggerboom:

"Ok so maybe im not king yet"

07:26:42 Jul 23rd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim runs up to Biggerboom and slaps him

"Welcome to the Tavern of the three headed Dragon, also known as Ye Olde Taverne!"

08:39:27 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"wazzzzzUp!"

10:15:42 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Goldmeister knees Septim in the nuts*

'You have no right to come up with other names for the tavern!'

14:33:15 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc gets out his sword and hacks Septims arm off.*

"Yeh what he said!"

17:23:40 Jul 23rd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Mr. Drakos

Report

7/30/2006 8:05:22 PM
There is a place, in the center of the known Kingdoms, where all roads meet.

Standing at the crossroads is a rambling log Tavern with a sign creaking in the wind. Looking at the sign you will the outline is of a 3 Headed Dragon, indeed, the name on the sign proclaims it as the "Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon".

Sounds of merriment and revelry leak to the outside from within the establishment along with random beams of light from the door and windows...
A smaller sign to the right of the door invites all from all the races and Kingdoms to enter and enjoy...
Upon entering you see several round tables with a few chairs grouped around each, a bar runs along one wall, another wall is taken up by a huge fireplace, above the fireplace is a map of the known world.

As you look about the room you see weapons of all types festooning the walls, Banners of the known Kingdoms hang from the rafters.

A gilt lettered sign above the bar announces, "This tavern was established as a central meeting place for all Kingdoms" by order of the Great God Zeta.

First 2 drinks are free as a sign of Zetas largesse and majesty....all hail Zeta...

This was the first post, SO IT IS THE TAVERN OF THE THREE HEADED DRAGON!!!

*Septim knees Goldmeister in the nuts twice and cuts both of Seloc's arms off

He'll be fine, he knows how to fix it with tape

18:40:46 Jul 23rd 07 - Sir Scientist:

*Waves his hand in the air to get Senturus attention*

"Still waiting for that drink......"

19:02:42 Jul 23rd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim mixes a drink from his footlocker stash and hands it to Scientist

"Senturu will most likely come up with a very strange and abnormal punishment now for what I just did...oh well!"

20:22:59 Jul 23rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc tapes his arms back on using his mouth and duck tape.*

00:23:02 Jul 24th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*senturu takes the locker and beats Septim in the head with it*

geeze man

*hands Scientist a beer*

dude. its getting weird up in here

00:59:29 Jul 24th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

"i hope u guys hav been missing me cus im back"

*justanius walks into the tavern sitts donw on a table and askes for the strongst thing they got

01:02:28 Jul 24th 07 - Lord Senturu:

you want the strongest thing i got eh?

*opens a beer. drinks it. walks into the other room. a minute late comes out holding the same beer bottle and hands it (full of a drink) to Justanius*

there ya go

02:54:14 Jul 24th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim recovers from the head-beating

"I knew he'd beat me with something, I won't fight back...I know what I did to earn it..."

*Septim pulls out a book and starts reading

11:56:12 Jul 24th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Goldmeister turns to Septim*

'wearing a box biatch (Cricket Box)'

*Goldmeister then disintegrates Septim and fires his remains into the heart of a star*

13:28:37 Jul 24th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*justanius slaps sentaru with a glove i am not stupid u know i challenge u to a duel*

15:50:50 Jul 24th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

(Which is why you mixed actions and words together in one sentence)

*Septim climbs out of his footlocker

"I hate stars..."

*Septim walks over to Goldmeister, ties him to his chair, rips off his fingernails, and pours lemon juice on the wound.

"Muahahahahahahahahahaha!"

19:55:49 Jul 24th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Replaces Gold's fingernails with duck tape, neutralising the lemon juice.*

"Now, now, lets not fight about this."

00:22:16 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

so gotta problem with *that*

01:48:12 Jul 25th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*stabs Justanius with his sword*

booyaa :D

02:09:21 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

hey thats cheating i didnt know u said yes to our little duel

02:18:07 Jul 25th 07 - Lord Senturu:

oh ok...then i say yes

*senturu stabs Justanius with his sword*

ok booyaaa

02:24:05 Jul 25th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim puts a glove in Justanius' hand and makes him slap Septim

"You challenge me as well, I SAY YES!!!!"

*Septim draws his sword and stabs Justanius

09:47:11 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

*Goldmeister picks up his fingernails and throws them at Justanis, he then runs over and stabs Justanis*

'I hereby Stabbeth thee througheth thy chest'

13:06:55 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Stabs justanis.*

"Pier pressure, you know everyone was doing it."

15:19:47 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*justanius gets up offa the floor crying*

"no fair no fair"

17:07:06 Jul 25th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim places a gun in Justanius' hand and makes it fire at a cop sitting in the corner

"COP KILLER, COP KILLER!"

*Suddenly, fifty policemen rush in and take Justanius away to prison

"Don't drop the soap!"

22:38:28 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*fifty policemen rush in and take Septim away to fkhBFJH high security prison somewhere in nirvada, for no apart reason*

22:46:45 Jul 25th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Septim Drop the soap :D

23:01:06 Jul 25th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Well...you asked for it...a story about my escape from Nirvana High Security prison....

Septim sits in his cell of the prison, a large hairy man named Buba sits across the room.

"Hello Mr. Septim, I have already met Justanius, although he wasn't much...fun", said Buba.

"Do it...I dare you", said Septim.

Buba walked towards him, arms outstretched, he gets closer...and closer...and closer until Septim yells like a banshee and rips out his insides. Septim walks to the window and lets out a whistle. A small furry mongoose climbs to the window with a screwdriver in his paws.

"Hello Slasher", said Septim

Slasher salutes Septim and hands him the screwdriver, who unscrews all of the screws, he then grabs Buba's insides and makes them into rope, he throws them out the window and ties them to the jailbars. He slides down them silently with Slasher on his back, when he reaches the bottom he runs to an electrified fence (They have those in medievil Nirvana), Septim sees a guard approaching so he hides behind a convieniantly placed rock. As the guard walks past, Septim sneaks up behind him and snaps his neck, he hides him behind the rock and takes his clothes.

"Slasher, I'll be right back", said Septim as he walked towards the guard house.

Septim walks into the guard house and see two sleeping guards, he stabs them both with his screwdriver and walks over to the fence control console. He opens the gate and turns off the electricity to the fence. He walks back to Slasher who jumps on his shoulder and they run away to freedom!

*Septim walks into Ye Olde Taverne in a guard uniform and Slasher on his back, he puts the guard uniform in his footlocker and he puts on a new change of clothes and Slasher goes and sits in the corner. Septim sits down at the bar without a word...

02:55:00 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim gets up from his seat

"Well, I have to leave for five days agai-"

*Everybody starts clapping and shouting "yay!"

"I'll just leave now..."

*Septim locks his footlocker and pays his bill

"Don't forget about that buffet over there, the charm I casted on it wears out on the 30th"

*Septim picks up his footlocker and leaves

04:01:53 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Ass Kicker:

all of you guys are *beep* and that is the truth. this game sucks and so do all of you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are *beep*

07:16:11 Jul 26th 07 - Lord Senturu:

ok everyone kick mr. ass kicker out of here. lets show him how to kick ass.

ps little Nub, if you dont like this game. STOP PLAYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!

11:42:17 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

LoL he just wasted 30 seconds of his life on that post

*Goldmeister LoLz at the ass*

14:43:59 Jul 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Attacks ass kicker with a sword and club.*

"Silly little nub doesn't realise people don't actually like him."

*Rips of ass' nose whilst breaking his ribs with the club.*

16:55:13 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks in

"I heard somebody say they didn't like this game!"

*Septim hangs Ass by his thumbs and beats him to near death with a bat

16:55:48 Jul 26th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim then walks over to the counter for a drink

21:09:05 Jul 27th 07 - Mr. Perceus:

Walks in the door

00:59:41 Jul 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Nooo I'm going to miss the anniversary...."

01:48:58 Jul 28th 07 - Mr. Charles:

*weeps*{secretly has no clue whatz going on}

03:46:34 Jul 28th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*hands Septim a drink. Throws a bottle at Perceus. Kicks Seloc out of the tavern. and Beats Charles*

booyaa :D

12:00:19 Jul 28th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc mutters to himself* "Nice to know I'm still wanted in the tavern...."

12:43:16 Jul 28th 07 - Mr. Goldmeister:

'Senturu, this senseless violence must be your ways of venting some form of anger obtained elsewhere, I think you need a hug'

*Goldmeister opens his arms wide and stands waiting for Senturu's response. Senturu stands, stunned for a moment*

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