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"My family originated in the lost world of Cidel, but Tiber Septim was kicked out due to a military mistake and was banished to Nirvana. He stayed there for a while, building a few cities, until armageddon came and his son Calus, teleported to Fantasia and took the mantle as leader of the Septim Empire. Calus did good 'til he was killed by enemies, at which point his son, Pelagius Septim II, took over. Pelagius did well for a while but was killed by Peacekeeper. His son managed to escape and build a new city...which was, as you may guess, taken over by enemies. His son, Cephorus, was depressed and died a lonely death. I moved to Zetamania and here I am...oh...forgive me...you didn't ask my family history, but I did tell you where I came from. Do you have any children?"

"My son, Salius Septim II, will take up the mantle as leader of the Septims. I have complete faith in him...he will also take up my mantle as a cloner!"

"They will be discontinued and will thus die out due to anti-spammer groups. Salius Septim II will create new clones in his image and continue the work of Gaius Septim!"

*Grubbs jumps outta a nearby garbage can and refills Septim's and Epyon's glasses. He then goes and hides again.

"Twice!?! Senturu is gonna beat the hell outta him when he finds out..."

"Nah, Scientist, Senturu, Goldmeister, Defensive, and Shezmu never left. They are very quiet and I believe Senturu is sleeping..."

*Septim gets up

"I SHALL DISPLAY MY BEAUTIFULL SINGING VOICE!!!"

*Septim gets up on stage and starts singing, the windows break and he gets down...

"Oh well..."

*Lightning then hits eypon (both of him)*

"My turn"

*Septim looks at Seloc

"Welcome back, was your trip fun?"

*walks in*

Waaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppp ?

"Senturu said I could help him around here due to his inactivity, so I guess I'm a hired barkeep! Who wants a drink?" 

*Septim puts on an apron and jumps behind the counter, Slasher suddenly walks in

"Slasher! Put up some fliers will ya?"

*Slasher gives a sharp salute and runs outta the tavern to make fliers

"Want a beer, Revenge?"

"random!"

"lets play hit the footlocker!!"

"mwhahahaha this will get me into septims locker...."

lol, pandoras box.

*Septim walks up to the shuttle

"Get that thing outta this tavern! The parking lot's outside!"

*The NASA shuttle leaves, taking Iwasfrozen's ashes with them...

(NASA not a NASA shuttle the whole of NASA it was the most random thing I could think of)

*Seloc slaps everyone*

"Gold did it.!"

*walks in to the bar*

*Septim slaps Dragonboy

"Welcome to Ye Olde Taverne!"

"Errrrr...yeah!"

*Septim puts on a metal gauntlet of slapping

*a giaNT DRAGON WALKS IN AND ORDERS A PINT*

*Uses anti dragon powder on dragon.*

*sneezes from the powder and sends a old lady flying* oh im so sorry dear

"It's all well and good to have a pint...but not IF YOUR DESTROYING THE CEILING! Good dragons can change into human form!"

*Septim turns back to a human

"have you met my mate spyro? apparently hes some special purple dragon" *laughs hystericly*