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"yeah sure" *sniffs the pint* "whats in that?

"what are you trying to kill me!?"...................."dont answer that"

"ah ok why no?" *gets drunk and start chasing his tail*while shouting "moo"

*Septim laughs a bit and drinks his ale

"woof "woof" ah no this is bad

*donald duck walks in* "oh no"

"me me"!

*Shots the cooked duck.*

"Aha first game of the season and its already cooked...."

*Septim eats the duck and nearly cracks his tooth on a bullet

"Who put this here?"

"Right away!"

*Septim pours fifteen beers, one scotch, and makes a Pizza with a bit of squirell spice. He hands them to the man.

*The man tries to lift his head to face the man, more known as Senturu and talk to him, he fails and some drewl leaves the mans mouth, altough some words can be heard.*

- Senturu...  I...  can't...  get... online...   I...   am...   screwed...  *drewel, drewel*

*Senturu sits down with Dork*

its ok. im here for you.

Septim bring me our most powerful drink. He's too Sober. cmon we need him drunk!!!!!!!!!!

It'll have to do

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvRXAEJM1wI

"is it?"

woah its ben queit her hasnt it

hello hello

*Septim pulls out a mega-phone and blasts it in Dragonboy's ears

"IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"i hearby claim this tavern in the name of VUPAS....(visual-utopia players against spam/septim) we were created with NASA and the FBA and MI6 no other organisations may take over this building as we have ID tagged it. Our organisatioon will not change anything about this tavern apart from destryoing the odd spam artist...." 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" can be heard outside the tavern, everybody wonders who is having fun when a large supply truck crashes through the wall. A Septim clone jumps out.

"I brought enough SPAM to feed every kid in Ethiopia! Lets rock!"

*Septim notices a Septim clone behind the bar.

"Aren't you gonna help?"

"Hell no, I'm neutral!"

"Wimp!"

*Septim loads his SPAM cannon and starts firing at VUPAS members (Which is only Defensive...)

*Septim is on a coke fueled rampage, he can't feel a thing

"You think you can take me!?!?!?!"

*Septim jumps behind an overturned table and sets his SPAM cannon to fully automatic

*Septim jumps out and unleashes a ton of SPAM upon Defensive, all of which hits Goldmeister who is watching in the opposite corner except one, which hits Defensive in the arm. Septim jumps behind his cover again and loads his SPAM gun.

"Nope, Lord Senturu is my friend and spam mentor, DIE!"

*Septim shoots Defensive in the eye and hides behind his table

*Septim shoots Defensive in the mouth, which is open in the middle of his comment. Septim then unleashes a massive amount of SPAM upon Defensive, they pile on top of him, leaving him bruised and battered.

"Woohooo!"

*Septim hides behind the table

*Septim calls in clones who clean up and repair the battered taverne, Septim then kicks out the warrior Septim and sits behind the tavern, Septim then slaps Defensive and pours out his drink.

"You havn't got any permission to pour drinks from Senturu"

*Septim pours Defensive a drink and gives it to him.