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*Arthion walks in holding a note looking around*

"It says I'm suppose to meet someone here...."

*while riding on his black pony that is zapping all the other ponies around it with it's eye zapping powers*
"its good to see somone who aint crazy."

"Who said anything about not crazy....."

*Seloc starts examining Arthion up and down.*

"very....you should ride a hippo so you look skinny in comparison with it"

*Arthion starts looking around for something to eat*

*Arthion looks up with a donut in his mouth*

"Much better"

*Arthion goes over and pats him on the back*

"its ok....there are still plenty of monkeys to kill."

*drinks the ale then collapses. wakes up in the tavern with it full of ponies again*
"thanks Septim!!!"
*zapps ponies on the hippo*

*Septim steals Arthion's wallet in the confusion

"Hehehe...what's this? Monopoly money?!"

*Septim puts the wallet back

Hey Gais Septum II

*Drizzt orders fine wine and a Septum shot

*waves to septim*

*and then orders another shot*

"I need another bottle of red wine"

"If you what to know where the other bottle is i want to keep it, so leave me be"

*Drizzt throws the empty red wine bottle at Septims head and it shatters into a million pieces*

*Drizzt ducks and it hits Seloc in the chest*

"i accidently swallowed the last shot glass"

*whimper*

*Septim chops off both of Drizzt's middle fingers

"AHA!"

*Septim gets pissed off and pulls out his good ol' SPAM cannon

"DIE!"

*Septim shoots Drizzt in the...penis

*then Drizzt shanks septim with his 1.5 inch nail*

septims real name is..........@n//-y

*Septim's eyes regrow

"WOOT!"

*Septim pats Drizzt on the back

"Hey buddy...I'm sorry"

Drizzt: "It's ok!"

*Septim sucker punches Drizzt

"NOT!"

*Senturu comes out of nowhere

Senturu: "BOOYAH"

*Senturu beats the living cr@p out of Drizzt and frees Septim from the wall, Senturu slaps Septim and disappears.

"WOOT!"

*Septim resumes his position behind the bar

*Septim looks at Drizzt

"Eh...no problem! Now I will give you the tour of the tavern! We have a beer pool, a dance dance revolution machine, a guitar, a slot machine, a hooker vending machine with extra STD, and lots of beer!"

*but gets up and orders 15 more bottles of wine after putting the only non-shattered bottle on the table*

*Bjs' hippo grows bigger.*
"now do i look skinny?"

*Arthion looks at the fight in shock*

"whoa!!!.....that was cool......and by the way Bjs you still look fat......hey hook me up with some of that wine my brothers"

*Arthion goes and sits at the table*