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*Might watched as his former body gets pummeled and thrown to Sp@malon. He takes this time to go into one of the other wanabe *beep*mers bodys and surprise attacks Gaius in the back with his fists of Might.*

"Your bowing in front of a normal cow which you just pummeled. You have made me mad!"

*Might stops the attacks.*

"Hmm"

"Of course!"

*Septim appears in a cloud of sp@m colored smoke.

"I will!"

*Septim cracks his knuckles.

*Might roars a mighty moo and charges septim with his *beep* and beef filled horns and impales him on some air.*

"MOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Might separates his soul from his body and moves it out of the shell. He then invades Septims body and trys to take control of it. Septim starts shaken and rolling on the floor.*

*Might hurderdly drinks some milk and eats some spinach. He then grows 5 times more powerful then he was before. He invades Septims body again and successfully takes over half of it. Septim other half starts dancing a jig.*

"Music Music!"

*Might turns into a cow (Which can't fit in a small gun) and destroys the gun. He then eats some *beep* and spinach.*

"Thank you Septim! Now I don't have any feelings!"

*Gaius sees Might´s hearth´s pieces fly in the air*

"I shall eat them and gain divine power!"

*Eats the hearths and becomes a semi-deity*

*Might wonders why Gaius is eating Hearths.*

[A hearth is a fireplace btw]

*Septim appears.

"Alright...there is a war between some Corned Beef infidels and us SP@MMERs...so lets get to work..."

"I am Septim-S13-43...I am stationed in this thread...there are more clones stationed in the Warzone if you want to fight with them...."

*I *beep*alot zryke shall destroy thy enemy Septim* (starts yelling inchorently at empty space)

*Septim draws Sp@mengard and knights Zryike.

"Rise, Knight of SP@M!"

"I am not the Lord of SP@M, I am the God of SP@M..."

WHAT THE HECK, $PAMMER!?!?!

I bring my army of Sp@m to life! they are in great number then we surge out and start a great battle with you beeficons

" Septim you fool!"
The corned beef men squim out from underneath the logs
They mold into new Corn Beef soldiers

" We are Replicators!"
" We will continue to bombard your castle, and theres nothing you can do about it!"

Revenge holds his sword to the sky, the clouds swirl and rainpours down upon the tower and the winds pick up
The corned-beef soldiers charge the tower... 

*Septim creates an ocean of SP@M and washes it over Revenge's army.

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*Septim opens up the pit trap, in which a massive number of troops fall down, it then closes and when the remaining men start coming Septim brings up the spike trap which impales a massive number of troops.

Sp@ming

Revenge's eyes glow and the trap opens
The soldiers come back out and the impaled soldiers once again morph into a blob of corned beef
But this time instead of making soldiers it turns into a 200ft tall cornedbeef warrior
It morphs its hand into a club and smashes a small part of wall open, troops arrive and get into the courtyard
The cornedbeef warrior conttinues to smash around while more corn-beef soldiers arrive and ram the large oak doors to the castle

Revenge pulls out twin blades, he calls Ares the greek god of war { God of war, amazing game, extremly long game ad well worth playing, the best game ive ever played in fact }{ Shadow of the collossus is amazing too}
He is given the weapon Kratos was given he starts down Septim
He powers up and charges into the greatest battle the world has ever seen...

Revenge pulls out a Revolver and blasts Zryike in the head 6 enjoyable times
Zyrike is now dead
Revenge puts him in a sack and drives him out to the ocean and drops him in the water, while hes down there he sees Madeline Mcanne
They become friends and live happily ever after   { I love you really ^^ }

Bak to the fight, Revenge throws some kicks and slashes away at Septim....