VILLAGE III

VILLAGE III
06:05:07 Sep 1st 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: [[OOC: You'll have to talk it over with Vineraven....]]
07:02:44 Sep 1st 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: (((ooc:fine then bj but ill have to in corperate you in somehow, you will not be a town milita you will be a scout, and the rocky bits are your home you wonder them)) "villagers we have a new member from the wild lands, his name is BJ please treat him with respect for he has been through tough times and he has given me this information, there is alot more than just 600 orcs out there, the 600 were a scouting force and because of septim they now know were we are." every one looks at septim, septim gulps okay we have 3 choices(this is for voting) and wat you choose will affect the village in a good way or a bad way. 1.) get a group of us together and make our way through the orc lands to find the general. 2.) stay here at our village and wait. 3.) run!!! "so say your decions" ((ooc: you cannot take down armies like wat some people do eg "fox runs through the ranks of the orc cutting them down until none are left" cant do that the fighting will be written up by me)) thanks to BJ we now know a better idea of were the orc are, on this map it shall tell.
07:07:20 Sep 1st 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim gulps his big gulp down and looks at Vineraven "I took out a few, what more do you want? Anyways, I say a small group of us goes to assassinate the General!"
07:18:01 Sep 1st 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: well thats 1 for fighting... i guess youll be going to fight, will you?
07:59:46 Sep 1st 07 - Mr. Bjs: " i think we should try to take out their general" looks out at the 600 orcs "some of us will have to destract them though"
11:04:47 Sep 1st 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi: Kassius once again calls the npc's and sends them out wearing costumes covored in w/e it is orcs eat and sends them running into the forest where the bears and suchlike are really hungry.............................job done
11:23:43 Sep 1st 07 - Mr. Bjs: ((ooc: didnt he say no cheating??? and that HE decides the battles.???)) "i volunteer to distract the orc army if needed... being a scout and all... will somebody lend me a horse when we need it??? it might help."
11:55:20 Sep 1st 07 - Mr. Seloc: "I think we should wait....."
12:29:57 Sep 1st 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi: :P i aint cheating im just using my initiative
05:14:29 Sep 2nd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: (ooc: NO INITiAtiVE like that this is like what kass just did, i shall ignore posts like that.) "so it seems fighting is the way to go ay? well now lets see who volenteers.... 1. vineraven
06:05:22 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Bjs II: "if all of us go out were sure to loose the village some need to stay behind at protect it!" (im volenteering to stay on the wall and try to protect it)
07:10:20 Sep 2nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "I shall go and end this orc madness, if they rule then I will have orcs in my tavern..." 1. vineraven 2. Gaius Septim II
10:12:46 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Lets go Burninate the countryside! 1. vineraven 2. Gaius Septim II 3. Goldsie
10:12:48 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Lets go Burninate the countryside! 1. vineraven 2. Gaius Septim II 3. Goldsie
11:18:49 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc: 1. vineraven 2. Gaius Septim II 3. Goldsie 4. Seloc Best come to make sure you don't do anything foolish.....
11:23:49 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Bjs II: ((ooc: Woo my home is in big letters, and who build that bridge?))
10:21:26 Sep 3rd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: ummm it was.... it was allways there!..... "goldsie.... your a legend. lets go burninate some peasants, in thatched roof cottages!" and so the epic journey began with the 4 brave amazing indaviduals saying good by to the cowards. and so off they went. "we have 3 options.... 1.attack the army 2.walk past/around the army 3.wait
17:35:34 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc: 1! (why would we walk past it......)
17:37:39 Sep 3rd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: I guess I'll go with 4. Take a dump because he hasn't in like...two weeks
17:48:07 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II: ((ooc: ??? since when were 4 simple village ppl able to take on an army??? Your going on an assanation arnt you?))
09:09:32 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: I voteth )1( YAY
11:32:52 Sep 5th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: Yay the votes are in and the option 1 is chosen will the batttle go well? and so the 4 brave indaviduals though amazing determine ation... ran away from the mass of numbers... and fell in a hole. but as the orc continued to run after the 4 in the genral direction they trigged an explosion of fire... BOOM crackle crackle.... the four were saved by an illogical idea and happening. and so they continued.
17:13:53 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc: 1! again!
00:38:15 Sep 6th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: "That was interesting", said Septim as he walked with the three others. [[OOC: I am leaving from today until Sunday, have fun!]]
12:26:54 Sep 6th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: the band soon finds a chest what shall ye do? 1. open chest 2. take chest with you 3. burn! 4. leave it alone
16:57:51 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Seloc: 1 again!
17:07:55 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Kassius Xxi: 3
02:53:43 Sep 8th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: 3
09:41:44 Sep 8th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: the group proceeds to burn the chest... the chest catches on fire... nothing else happens. the group proceeds until the reach the orc wall, wat will they do? and how will they get over you must decide as a group and the when you have decided i will write up wat happens.
13:16:39 Sep 8th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Sapping, dig under the wall and plant explosives so it collapses, then we all run in single file, yelling at the top of our lungs. The enemy should be so surprised that they will be unable to act in time to stop us. The order of the line should be, from most important to least: 1. Gaius Septim II 2. vineraven 3. Seloc 4. Goldsie Now, Im at the back in order to make an executive decision, if Seloc dies then I will make the decision to retreat.
14:34:24 Sep 8th 07 - Sir Scientist: Scientist walks down from his house to where the village people are discussing options on what should be done "I say that we go and we fight. If we sit here and wait then they will have their troops ready when they arrive at our walls and there is clearly too many for us to hold off. If we hit them first and make it soon then we will have a chance of catching them off guard." Scientist lifts his staff into the air "This is our village!!" Notices that there is a group already on their way to the orc lands. "Hey, hold up, my magic may be useful in this kind of situation" Walks up to the gate and looks out to see if he can catch the group up
15:47:31 Sep 8th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law: [[can i join in? i could be a builder as a proffesion, and a swordsman in battle. you need more men anyways! if you let me play, i will also run the market in the mornings, then if something is needed to be built, i will take my team of 5 skilled builders and work at a good price!i can also make repairs on walls!]]
23:45:09 Sep 8th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: *Septim sees three orc soldiers and a large red exclamation mark appears above his head "ENEMY SIGHTED!"
10:23:30 Sep 12th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: "oh sorry septim" takes glasses off septim which have orcs painted into them "there we go no orcs"
15:51:00 Sep 12th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: A blue question mark appears above Septim's head "We lost them, search the parameter" Septim starts carefully searching for the orcs, leaving not a stone unturned...he never finds them. "He got away, dangit" *Septim waits for the rest of the group to do something...
17:20:02 Sep 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc: (lol Gold, and hi I'm back from my temperary involentary inactivity.!) "I think you just put me at the back because you don't want me to die."
23:24:03 Sep 14th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: I think this is dead...same thing happened to Village II!
03:01:41 Sep 15th 07 - Mr. Goldsie: This even less exiting then that time I went on a holiday to LIMBO!
12:23:27 Sep 16th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: at that very moment vineraven pulled out a gun aims at septim and pulls the trigger septim dies "thanks everyone for making this a great round of the village. hopfully next time it wont die!" The VILLAGE HAS ENDED
14:24:55 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: ok then.....
17:35:55 Sep 16th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II: Septim suddenly gets back up and rips open his shirt, revealing a bullet proof vest. "YOU JERK!!!! Of course I can't really die...but YOU JERK!!!" Septim drags Vineraven into Scientist's house where he places him on an operating table, Septim then pulls out a set of operating knives and sticks one in Vineraven's leg. Septim rips out one of Vineraven's muscles and laughs like a maniac. "How'd that feel?!?" Septim then cuts off Vineraven's right thumb and pours some lemon juice on it. "What about that?" Septim pours salt on it too. "That?" Septim lights Vineraven on fire and puts him out five seconds later, Vineraven is badly burnt however. Septim then drags Vineraven to a bathtub full of salt and laughs like an insane maniac. Soon the SWAT team enters and shoots Septim fifty-four times in the chest, they then see a dead Vineraven and they throw up. "Who the hell was that sick son-of-a-witch?", asked one of the SWAT members. "I really don't know, but he's dead now", said another SWAT member, "Shame Vineraven didn't make it" The SWAT team leaves the house and Septim gets up. "Muahahahahahahahahaha!" *Septim jumps out a window and runs away. (Enjoy my Super-long and extremely disturbing post)
18:24:00 Sep 16th 07 - Mr. Seloc: Enjoys post.
05:26:36 Sep 22nd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven: stands up really disy and disorentated "uhhh.... its such a hot day, closing the village was a bad choice."
10:12:51 Sep 22nd 07 - Mr. Goldsie: Goldsie slashes leaps through the window and slashes Vineraven with a broken bottle 'How dare you deface such a great movie by using its quotes so out of context and so poorly!' Goldsie then leaps out the window after Septim and throws the bottle at him, it goes straight through his chest which explodes in a shower of blood. Septim falls to the ground, rolls twice then lies still. Goldsie then runs over to the body and checks if it really is Septim with DNA testing. After proving it is Septim who is dead, he then proceeds to remove his head, his limbs and then all of his internal organs and places each them in separate vats of acid. Finally when all of the body parts are fully dissolved he seals the vats inside Heat-proof and shock-proof balls and fires them into the Hearts of Stbeepach approximately 8.432 x 10^123 light years from each other and the Head is placed in the middle a star in a different dimension. He then proceeds to destroy all of Septim's cloning facility's and then kills of all the other Septim Clones in the same manner as the first, finally leaving only one alive. Goldsie wipes this ones memory so it remembers nothing of cloning or of any of the other Septim's or of Goldsie's massacre of the Septim's 'How dare you disturb me so!' Slaps the last remaining Septim
01:34:56 Mar 24th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: *how many times did you kill septim there? I lost Count....
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