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*Septim gives Arthion a bottle of red wine and walks over to the wall, he hangs up a notice

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Customers of Ye Olde Taverne,

I am leaving tomorrow at 6:00 PM until 8:00 PM on Sunday my time. So the substitute substitute barkeep will be...I'm not sure, Senturu has made you barkeep before, Scientist, but I am unsure of your activity rate. So I will make Scientist barkeep, Seloc has permission to give out drinks should Scientist...be lacking in his duties.

Signed,
Duke Gaius Septim II
Viceroy of Templar Crusaders
Diplomat of Templar Crusaders
Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone)
Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats
Owner and Gladiator of The Arena
Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern
Professional Spammer

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*Everybody reads the notice and cheers.

"Errrr...ok..."

*eats Seloc*

"I pesonally feel that this place has gone downhill since Efrandor left and now what with Senturu leaving I am going to be bidding my fond farewells to this establishment. Enjoy your drinks everyone because until he returns all drinks are on him."

*Scientist waves his hand and the door flies open, he hovers into the air and flies out of the door, all of his personal belongings following him as he goes*

*Drizzts all alone*

"Oh and Drizzt, I've already told quite a few people, I'm goin' to my dad's house..."

*Septim looks at his watch

"Well look at that! Time to go! Goodbye y'all!"

*Septim picks up his footlocker and runs outta the building, Slasher the mongoose stays behind to make sure nobody steals booze

"......"

*pours Arthion a drink.*

(Seloc is in charge while Septim's gone Slasher just helps....)

*Seloc buys his own tavern back from bjs for an insane amount of money only the Seloc's could pay. Seloc then watches as slasher claws his way out off bjs.*

*Septim walks in

"I've been hearing very...strange rumors about you selling the tavern to Seloc...based on the fact that Slasher is currently ripping Bjs's stomach out I am guessing they are true..."

*Septim pulls out a Peacemaker

"Say hello to both my little friends!"

*Septim blows out Bjs's brains with the Peacemaker while Slasher (His other little friend) rips out Bjs's intestines.

"I already shot his brains out, there aren't any left to shoot out..."

*Slasher has immunities to acid

*Septim fast forwards time again

"Don't do it again or I'll do something extremely violent..."

*Septim grabs the baseball bat and a bottle of alcohol.

"Alright...fine..."

*Septim smacks Bjs in the head with the bat and knees him in the gut, Septim then breaks the bottle of alcohol on Bjs's head.

"Had enough!? Guess not!"

*Septim breaks Bjs's arms and legs and throws him out the window into a dumpster.

"Ahhhhhhh...now everybody may drink in peace!"

"Magic!"

"I am not at liberty to discuss this topic, and I am back to my house!"

*Septim laughs

"WOOT!"

"Fizban is a pretty good magician I hear, go to him..."

*Septim hopes Azazel cannot do math

"Good one Arthion..."

Azael does as he is said...

"Hej, why on the sme place again?!"

(Demons and angels don't know anything about math, angels only know how to sing songs to god....exepts from some archangels who hav also other things to do...and demons only how to torture...exept from azazel...buth azazel and the archangels still don't know about math...azazel had no time for it and god thinks archangels don't need it.....)

*Arthion goes over and rips down the poster*

"sorry...no soliciting"

*Opportunity looks around at Dragondwarf*

"Cmon, this isnt a place to put one of those up!"

*Opportunity feels nervous, hoping none of these crazy drunk men join*

*Seloc reawakens*

"hello again."

*Slasher raises his clawed hand, Septim walks over.

"Eh, why not, Slasher kills anybody who cheats so I suppose this'll be a fair game"

*Time is suddenly back to modern (Well...whatever modern is on the forums) time. Septim slaps Bjs.

"I said NO!!!"

*Septim pours Draven a beer and gives it to him.

"So where are you from?"

*Arthion looks at Seloc puzzled*

"How is that a strange question?"

*poffs Tabul out of this thread.*

"He's wearing animal skins and carrying a club, he's obviously from dravenland!"

*Seloc points at a map.*

"It's the most exciting place in fantasia, most people claim if your there for more than two hours your heart will explode!!!"

*Seloc then points at a diagram illustrating this point.*

"Well, my family is from the continent of Cidel, but my ancestor was exiled from there due to a military mistake"