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well it seems that you all have gone lax since i have left ya'll, that cannot happen to the mighty Ol Tavern!

oddly enough, it seems, i cannot post any pictures, BUT fear not, i shall return tomorrow and teach you all what a SPAMMER CAN DO IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

Effrandor is still gone then i take it...hmm... many of the old VU Spammers are either engaged in RL life issues or dead....otherwise why else would they not post here?

Water please. Water while i think, Beer while i spam!

well im not anybody, im Senturu, and i order what needs ordered to fit the occasion!

being as im too lazy to go and look back, i am not the first person to order a water insdead of Beer.

but im not, i shall not take an award for which i have not earned!

ok that'll work for me, anyway. WHHERE IS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Raizen comes in to the Ye Olde Taverne) Brings back memories..... Been away for about 6 months or 4 era's, now I'm back! With a different name! But, no one knows me lol. Anyways, Whos the barkeep now? I want a beer! And where is Sir Scientist and all the rest?!

Raizen, who are you? err what was ur name before? mabye i might know you :D

Yes, i remember you now. yea that was a fun bit there. the other guy was Father. he escaped somehow and now we are unsure of his whereabouts...

Well, it's good to know that some people still remember me. And goodbye Lord Senturu. May you have a safe life in RL. THREE CHEERS FOR SENTURU!! (for anyone that is still in the tavern...)

*Septim pours a glass of ale quickly and raises it.

"HIP HIP HYRAAY!"

*Septim turns to Verll.

"Of course you may!"

*Septim pours Verll a beer and hands it to him. Septim then slaps Verll.

"We do that to everybody that enters..."

*Septim slaps Raizen.

Mr. Sorank Seloc Report 5/29/2007 1:38:30 PM

*Seloc climbs in throught the window walk over to the table takes dorks drink and gulps it in one* - Refreshing, mind if i keep the glass - *without waiting for a reply seloc walks up the stairs, and is gone*

Sir Scientist Report 5/29/2007 1:42:00 PM

*Watches as Seloc walks up stairs. Waves his hands around the room in a big circle above his head, all that can be heard is crashing, tearing and a scream which just gets more and more distant* "Senturu, I hope you don't mind but I just gave this place a sun roof upstairs. The rubble and rubbish has been disposed of carefully and should burn up when it hits the sun in about 24 hours. Thank you for the beer by the way but since Dork had his stolen I will let him have mine"

Mr. Sorank Seloc Report 5/30/2007 9:21:40 AM	Seloc drags himself patetically through the window, hitting on his head on the floor boards as he came in, he landed  in a heap just inside the window. He had horrible burn marks all over him. - argh thats the last time i drink from a strange glass, must of been spiked... -  seloc trys to pick himself up, as he does he slips, and a giant crack in the floor become visable. - umm i'll pay for that-
Mr. Goldsie Report 5/31/2007 4:38:37 AM	*Goldsie leaps into the bar through the window which Seloc just entered through, landing on Seloc's back with a sickening crunch, He's holding a pile of meat that looks surprisingly similar to the one Scientist made disappear* "This just appeared in my front yard... does anyone here want it? Oh, Sorry mate... can i buy you a drink? Or perhaps a trip to the hospital?"

Lol, I guess that counts as a slap!

"BLURP? you mean BURP?"

*Septim pours Verll another beer.

"Now do another blurp...it's interesting..."

wow...... That slap you gave me was a whoopa! IN MEMORY OF THE CROCODILE HUNTER!!! (chugs down the beer)

*looks at Slasher*

"Yea, you did the right thing, next time kick his ass for me."

*withdraws from Slasher*

"I didn't mean kill him...."

*Septim explains to Verll what happened

"Defensive was a spammer too, he was an alright one, he qualified for Lord of SPAM, anyways, he was called Master a while back, he covered Seloc in dried crap and acorns and Seloc was stuck in solidified poop for a while...I freed him and we stuck Defensive to a wall with a spear and did several other horrible things in revenge to him...now Seloc just felt like getting pissed again..."

lol, you got covered in poop? That's a weird way to get tortured. HEY! Just found another worse torture methods to put in the forums... I think I finished my beer... Who's the barkeep here? I want another one... I need to go to the loo over yonder too... (goes to the toilet)

"NOOOOO! don't go to the loo!"

Sir Scientist Report 8/31/2007 9:59:08 AM

"YES!!!!" *Runs over to the restroom closes the door and puts up police tape across it with a big no entry sign stuck on the door. Inside lots of machinery can be heard and lots and lots of loud noises. About 10 minutes later Scientist walks out looking exhausted but quite pleased with himself. He waves his hand at the wooden door and it flies off of it hinges and out of the Taverne. In its place is a big steel door with some kind of scanner on it* "I'll have a drink Senturu, make it a large one" *Scientist sits down tiredly*

"This whole complez is a death trap!"

*Looks at raizen*

"NERD!!!!!!!!"

"Another beer please?
            

*Takes a sip*

"Yeah, I know, but just felt like calling somebody nerd. Thanks for the beer by the way."

*Takes another sip

"You know.....I wonder if this is sensored........TWAT!"

*Seloc orders a drink.*

[lol ok :)]