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Ye Olde Taverne
20:41:42 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Perfectly fine, but I still want that drink."

*Seloc starts tapping his foot.*


20:44:20 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Yeah seems the barkeep is gone"

"He should have a assistant or something...."


21:57:35 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Leave for four hours and look what happens! They want assistants! You should see what Scientist did while he was barkeep! Gone for a week without a word he was!"

*Septim pours Seloc a drink, Verll a vodka, and Raizen a beer.

"There!"


22:00:29 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Thanks....Took you long enogh though"

*Drinks the vodka*

"More please"


22:49:33 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim pours another glass of vodka

"You gotta pay for these eventually..."


22:51:06 Oct 10th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Suddenly freezes

"Um...What was that?"


23:59:24 Oct 10th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim pulls out a megaphone and aims it in Verll's ear

"YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THOSE EVENTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Septim pulls out a jar full of silver coins...


00:16:48 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Starts to look nervous*

"And how much have I...eh...been drunking for tonight?"


00:55:11 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Varik:

"Dont worry Verll ill cover it... how much is it"

*Pulls out 4000000 gold*

"Um... hurry take it before my kingdom notices the *cough* disappearance in funds"

*Hands over the money owed*


01:17:23 Oct 11th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim takes the money and manages to stuff the funds into the jar

"You look...familiar..."


12:28:01 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"DRINK!"

*Seloc takes a coin out of the jar then puts it back in.*


15:32:52 Oct 11th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Seloc is suddenly pulled off of his feet by a mystical force and hung from the ceiling, two coins drop out of his pocket and Septim catches them, Seloc falls and Septim puts the coins in the jar.

"One drink, coming up"

*Septim pours Seloc a drink


15:52:09 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"YIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"That 4000000 gold have to sponse my drinks forever"

*Drinks the vodka in one sip*

"A whiskey please"


15:58:02 Oct 11th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim pours a whiskey

"You still need to worry about liver cancer...oh hell! That's a myth!"

*Septim hands Verll the whiskey


16:31:57 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"I'm gonna drink my liver out tonight!"

*Takes the whole whiskey in one sip*

"These drinks are to weak...Give me the strongest you have!"


16:31:59 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"I'm gonna drink my liver out tonight!"

*Takes the whole whiskey in one sip*

"These drinks are to weak...Give me the strongest you have!"


16:33:44 Oct 11th 07 - Mr. Verll:

[OOC]:Sorry about the double post


23:51:03 Oct 11th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim pulls out the Drunk's Demise

"It has claimed the lives of millions of drunks worldwide...are you sure you want to do this? I could pour you a Septim Shot, gets you passed out in three shots, falling down drunk in two, and comfortable in one."


11:58:45 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Or...there's allways a Seloc shot, nothing happens after 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8......"

*Finally getting bored Seloc stops at 253445.*

"Of course that might be because it's water......"


15:50:34 Oct 12th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Why havn't you exploded yet?"

*Septim puts away his little counting thing


16:43:03 Oct 12th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Give me some Drunk's Demise!!!!"

*Gets a look of pure joy in his face*


05:37:25 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Right..."
*Septim gets a dusty bottle from a safe, he then sets it down and fills a small shot glass half way. He puts the cap back on the bottle and puts it in the safe, he then sets the small glass in front of Verll and steps back.
"This should kill you...are you sure?"


12:15:13 Oct 13th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"YAP"

*reaches out for the glass. Takes it and take a sip...nothing happens*

"Hm.....Strong? I think not"

*laughs for himself when he notice his stomach and head starts to hurt, almost if someone is burning him...........passes out*


21:34:21 Oct 13th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim sees Verll start to twitch on the floor, he then goes still. Septim quickly grabs a small vial from behind the counter and empties it into Verll's throat, his breathing returns.


17:32:14 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Wakes up, shivering and cold with a head that feels like it's going to explode in any second*

"What the hell was in that drink"He asks Septim in a weak voice


17:35:22 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"The Drunk's Demise...you were lucky to have survived, it is the strongest drink ever"


17:42:33 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Sits up on the Bar chair*

"I'm never having one of those again, thats for sure."


17:57:56 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

"Want a hangover cure?"


19:27:59 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

"Yes, please"


20:15:49 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim walks over to his footlocker and pulls out a small vial, he hands it to Verll


20:17:57 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Steals cure then drinks it!*

"Muwhahaha!"


20:47:34 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*pulls out his BEEROSPROUTER-2007 and starts shooting beer's Seloc


21:34:15 Oct 14th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

*Septim sees Seloc drink "the Cure" and suddenly sees Seloc turn into a chicken.

"Errrrrr...dude, that wasn't the cure, I was handing it to Verll so he could hold it while I look for the actual cure..."

*Septim hands Verll a large tankard of some purple substance

"This is the cure"


22:35:26 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc drinks the cure and poofed back to normal by a strange green cloud.*

"Quack?"


23:06:33 Oct 14th 07 - Mr. Verll:

*Verll drinks the cure, and suddenly the hangover is gone, almost magic*

"Thanks man, but could you give me a normal beer?"


00:02:24 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

*takes the last of the cure and suffocates*
*he begins twitching on the ground, but gets back up and starts dancing a few seconds later*


01:08:34 Oct 15th 07 - Duke Lucias Septim II:

*Septim leaves and another person similar to Septim enters.

"I am Lucias Septim II, son of Tiber Septim IV, I just kil-I mean...he died in battle...yeah...anyways, beer for you!"

*Septim pours Verll a beer and turns to Seloc

"I wouldn't drink from vials in my footlocker unless I say what's in them..."


01:27:50 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

*begins wondering how many septims there are*


01:37:10 Oct 15th 07 - Duke Lucias Septim II:

"I have made a family tree to list them all, but when I try to post it on here from photobucket the words come out too small. Read my history!"


01:53:07 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Zorkhana:

ok, ir efuse to reead the entire thing it's HUGE!! i read like the first page and decided it'd take over an hour to read. i get the point..


03:33:25 Oct 15th 07 - Duke Lucias Septim II:

"Alright, thanks...at least you read the first page..."

*Septim sits sadly.

"Dangit...nobody ever reads it...ever..."


12:25:14 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc dies.*

*Seloc appears.*

"Hello."


12:44:04 Oct 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc dies again.*

*Seloc appears again.*

"Hello!"


16:24:01 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

*Takes a sip from his beer, and looks at Seloc*


"Hm........Somethings strange about what you just did...."


17:54:15 Oct 15th 07 - Lord Seloc:

"Yes there was but it couldn't be helped."


17:59:41 Oct 15th 07 - Sir Verll:

"Bah....BEER is the answer to everything!"

*Drinks up his beer, and then begs Septim for more beer*


06:09:33 Oct 16th 07 - Duke Lucias Septim II:

*Septim pours Verll a beer and turns to Seloc.

"Congratulations on your Lordship! I will be becoming a Prince when the Admin finally gives me my points..."


13:51:34 Oct 16th 07 - Lord Seloc:

"May be he didn't want to give you your points? maybe you weren't good enought?"

*DUN DUN DUN!*


20:18:17 Oct 16th 07 - Sir Verll:

*takes a sip*

"dude be careful with Lucias....just read his history..."


21:07:31 Oct 16th 07 - Lord Seloc:

"I tried once.........I started to rot after the fourth hour and gave up. Read mine!"

 


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