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"Didn't find it"

"I'm not sure I remember all off it though, I kinda started to snore in the middle of it, and continued 16 hours later"

*Verll smiles at Septim*

*Seloc takes his drinks, all 112 of them!*

"Congradulations prince!"

*Septim hangs up a notice on the wall.

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Customers of Ye Olde Taverne,

I am once again leaving tomorrow at around 3:00 PM my time until 6:00 PM Sunday my time. I might be able to get on in that time, but as of now I am unsure. So I am making Seloc the substitute barkeep in my leave in case I cannot get on, have fun Seloc.

Signed,
Duke Lucias Septim II
Barkeep of Ye Olde Taverne (While Lord Senturu is gone)
Owner and Chef of Septim's exotic eats
Owner and Gladiator of The Arena
Owner and Barkeep of Tales Tavern
Professional Spammer

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*rugby tackles anyone who tries to stop him while running for the bathroom*

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*dives for it, while the minigun is shoting at him*

*walks in after vengence*

"nice gun"

*digs in his pocket*

"want an icecream"

*Septim bursts in pissed off.

"ZeTa HAD to close the Spammers Elections! Why'd he have to go and do that! Gimme a drink Seloc!!!"

"I am the usual barkeep...but I am supposed to be gone for five days and am letting Seloc substitute...so I'll poor them..."

*Septim pours two beers and hands one to Muse

"There ya go"

*Septim drinks his beer.

*Septim pours Muse another one.

"Of course not...I don't kill people..."

*Septim leans close to Muse.

"I hire people for that"

*Suddenly a cop runs in and tackles Muse, the cop punches Muse thirty-five times in the face and cuffs him. Septim waves and the cop leaves, Septim undoes the cuffs and sits back at the bar.

"See what happens when you get dirty? Good thing I supply the cops their doughnuts or many years in prison is what you would have gotten "

"No problem...I may call upon you in the future to perform a service for me, but for now...accept this, as a gift..."

"You may rise..."

*Septim pours himself another drink and takes it all down his throat in one gulp.

*Pours a beer and gives it to Vengence*

"It seems I missd an order, O well..........."

"aye pass me anothor one" *hic*

*Seloc jumps over the bar and pours Verll and Muse another drink each.*

"There you go!"

*Seloc then takes the beer of Vengence, lifts him up and throws him out the window.*

"No stealing around here!"

*takes a sip of the beer*

"Ah....I have missed you, darlin"

*walks back in*

"IM SORRY!!"

*start wailing*

*buys muse a beer, then gets one for himself*

"im sorry Muse"

*pulls up a chair next to him*

"can we be friend now?? PLEEAASE"

*stops wailing*

"THANKYOU!!!"

"can i come????"

"i thank thee"

*hands Muse a beer and gets one for himself*

"there you go m8"

*gulps down his beer*

*starts to sing*

"GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN GOD save our noble....

*falls asleep*

*wakes up suddenly*

"YOUR NOT BRITISH!!!?"