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"I won't repeat it again."

do u mean a swearword??

"aye vengence ease up on the drinkin if u cant handle it"

"he means [edited]"

*slaps vengence*

"OH"

*goes and sits on his own, crying quitely*

*smashes through the wall*

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHH!!!"

*smacks seloc and chucks him out of the bar*

"HOW DARE YOU!!!"

*goes back to crying quietly*

*Seloc is in charge of the bar while Septim is out and uses his specially appointed powers the destroy Vengence and sent his blood corpse to South africa, in the middle of a jellyfish farm. Seloc then heals his wound and buys a round of drinks with Muse's money.*

*Seloc hops behind the bar and finds some of Septims pre-made Septim shots and hands one to Verll*

"Here strongest thing we got."

*Seloc slaps Vengence.*

"Thou mustith repentuth for onesuth actionsith, go-uth forthith and seekuth thy holyith grailuth!"

[Take the last three letters of most the words.]

*Seloc takes the holyith grailuth and fills it with beerith and drinks from it.*

"AHHH! refreshing"

*wakes up from the bar stool*

"o god how long was i out for"

"dam it seemed like forever i had the weirdest dream"

*rubs his head*

*wakes up again*

"Damn, I'm sleepy"

"You killed her too!!!! you monster!"

*Seloc looks shocked.*

"u perv"

YAY!!!

*runs over to septim*

"pass us a beer"

*is still sitting at the bar*

"A beer for me please"

*Arthion burst in the door knocking it over*

" Don't forget!!.....oh crap...

*Puts the door back in it hinges and continues*

....about me!!

"I guess he wants a beer..."

*Septim pours Arthion a beer and puts it in front of him.

*Septim takes the glass and starts washing it with a white rag.

"No problem, want a refill?"

*Slasher the Mongoose shreads some guy's off in the corner

"HEY SLASHER!!!"

*The Mongoose turns and runs over to Septim, Septim whispers something in Slasher's ear and Slasher runs off, he comes back a few minutes later with a bag full of cash. Septim takes it and shoves it in his footlocker before coming back to the counter.

"Seloc already has a beer so Seloc has no need for more, Seoc appreiates to offer know."

*Seloc takes a seat.*