Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
01:30:50 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: where did you get this beer septim? did u steal it from behind the counter you little shlt?
02:27:01 Dec 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "No cursing the barkeep!" Gaius stabs Xanatos
13:19:59 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Scottclone: "OMG! you just stabbed my mother" "at least i think that was my mother" *falls on the ground and continues his adventure in a druken viod.
01:38:03 Dec 23rd 07 - Sir Pesterd: thinks to himself "lets get a bar fight going!!" "my mom is better looking than your mom !!!" "Schooled fool " turns around and sees no one laughing
21:11:57 Dec 23rd 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: punches pestered MOSH PIT! saddles pestered and continuesly punches him in the face
03:41:40 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Pesterd: "i dont think thats nice lets be civilized" "dear kind sir i would like to have 2 beer beverages at my side" "thank you kind sir" after asking for his drinks he finally stops getting punched in the face
05:34:07 Dec 24th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: helps pesterd up off the floor "sorry about that just was in the mood"\ pushes pestered back onto the floor and sattles him again " dont u regret saying bar fight?" starts punching pestered in the face again this time koing him after the 1st punch
05:43:27 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Pesterd: round two ready fight Announcer:" ooooo and he chokes xanatos" "gets him in a pin!" "3" "2" "1" amd Pesty is the winner slaps xanatos with the pesty hand
08:41:02 Dec 24th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: dude you were koed(knocked the fuuck out) and i was punching u in the face and sattleing means im ontop of you soz yea
11:41:28 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Pesterd: lol u enjoy that way to much.. \ and i was punching u in the face and sattleing means im ontop of you soz yea
14:53:44 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius grabs a beer and passes one to each of the people in Ye Olde Taverne "Merry Christmas to you all!"
15:32:01 Dec 24th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " Oh yes free beer and christmas round the corner" Thinks to himself " Ah yes Merry christmas!"
00:18:00 Dec 25th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: thnx dudes and being ontop of you asin ur on the ground sleeping and im punching u in the face XD
00:59:31 Dec 26th 07 - Sir Pesterd: lol rape?
00:15:37 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Thomas VI: ah, more beer finally
00:38:30 Dec 27th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius starts drinking "Anybody up for a new beer drinking contest?"
04:43:05 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: ZeTa thinks I was multying so he delted my account... now i gota start from scratch..... sobs while mumbling "i want a beer please" *drinks it and is back in action
04:53:05 Dec 27th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: From afar, Gaius hears the multi alarm sound "I don´t know if you really were a multi... but in here everything can be forgotten with a beer or towo!" Gives Pesterd a beer. "Drink it, buddy. This is what brings us all together"
05:37:29 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: sobs "thnx gaius, but i remember u stabbing me a couple days back. I need 2 more beers on the house for me to forgive u: sobs
05:38:23 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: "forgives him. It was xanatos.."
05:59:54 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: laughs at Pesterd's misfortunes "HAHA SUCKA" slaps pestered s beer out of his hand
09:39:08 Dec 27th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim rips out Xanatos's kidney and shoves it into his mouth. "DO NOT CALL ME A THIEF!!! THAT IS DURZA'S JOB!!!" Septim rips out Xanatos's other kidney and throws it to Slasher the mongoose.
20:42:43 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: stairs at spetim in fear ...NOT NICE walks over and puts his kidneys back in place
01:02:36 Dec 28th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *As Xanatos approaches Slasher the Mongoose, Slasher looks up at Xanatos with a fierce look before skinning him alive. Slasher growls. Translation: "My kidney now!!!"
01:56:27 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: "xanatos is dead now!!!" "shouldnt have taken that beer"
06:03:47 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...owch well bye every 1 xanatoses ghost walks into the tavern and starts mocking every 1 because they can touch them but he can like knock them out
07:43:38 Dec 28th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out his Ghostbusters vacuum and sucks Xanatos up. Septim then compresses Xanatos's soul into a tiny vial and flushes it down Ye Olde Toilet.
08:09:02 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: come out of the vile in the middle of the ocean and wonders how the beep* he got there* he then flys back to the tavern in seconds and destroyes everysingle piece of machinery that is used to build a ghost buster machine and then destroys the ghost buster machine
08:43:47 Dec 28th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim pulls another Ghostbuster machine out of his footlocker and sucks up Xanatos again. "..." Septim compresses Xanatos into a silver vial and throws it into the toilet again, Septim flushes the toilet.
14:11:47 Dec 28th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius stops Septim from flushing Xanatos down the toilet "Let´s put a couple locks on that thing so he can´t get back!" Gaius puts the silver vial into a magic wooden box that is impassable for ghosts, then locks it and casts a spell upon it that makes it unbreakable and indestructible . He finally casts a portal into a parallel world, where he flushes the box into a parallel version of Ye Olde Toilet. After that, he comes back into the real Ye Olde Toilet and destroys the portal, thus making it impossible for Xanatos to come back "We won´t be seeing him again soon...!"
18:59:33 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: Durza who must have nodded off wake's up "wiwiwi what? Where am i? whatts happened??" He quckly take into account hs surrounding and shuts up
02:12:03 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: wakes up in the middle of an ocean in a vile but the box was gone he sees it sitting on a barrel near him so e gets out of the vile magicly reapers in the tavern "OK ILL STOP BEING ANNOYING" "can i have a beer?"
17:02:40 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Allan: The entrance to the tavern slams as Allan walks in. Walks around the tavern looking for a good place to sit in the non-smoking section and all of the sudden he hears "Parallel Toilets!" "WTF?" Allan is Puzzled as he stares at Septim and Gaius flush Xanatos down the Parallel Ye Olde Toilet. "WTF?" Allan Scratces his head and walks on. Then all of the sudden Xanatos magically Appears in front of Xanatos, horrible breath from being in the toilet + all of the beer he had already had. "WTF?" Allan Gasps for air as he struggles to get away from Xanatos, and finnaly he gets to a barstool "What can I do for ya?" the waiter asked. "hmm... you guys got any... Dragons brew?" Allan Replied. "Nope Sorry, Gaius gave Pesterd the last one." said the Waiter. "WTF?" Exclaimed Allan. Allan then gets up from his seat and walks of to Gaius and Punches him in the face for getting the last Dragons Brew, and then goes to Pesterd and steals his drink then punches Pesterd in the nose for getting the last Dragons brew, then Allan pats Pesterd on the back becuase of his misfortune. Allan then walks back to his barstool and starts drinking his stolen drink.
17:15:00 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: Murders Allan and does the same thing that gaius and septim has been doing to him 2 Allan Bye Bye u annoying monkey runs to the dragon farm and makes 3124 bottles of dragon brew and buts a big ass label saying NOT FOR ALLAN and because Allan isn't ghost he cant get out of the vile or box because he some type of metteralized species he then brings a brew 2 pestered
18:29:49 Dec 29th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim slaps the living crap out of Xanatos. "NO SERVING DRINKS!!! Only I can do that!" Septim takes all of Xanatos's alcohol and puts it in the backroom, Septim then pours Xanatos an ale and gives it to him.
18:34:22 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Xiax: "What the hell?!!? Isn't Gaius and Septim the same person?! Has Septim's cloning finally gotten to the point where he has developed split personalities?!
19:09:42 Dec 29th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "No, we are not the exact same person, Gaius is Aurelius from last Era...only Seloc can have split personalities, and the correct term is Dissociative Identitiy Disorder!"
22:25:01 Dec 29th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius slaps Xiax "Are you blind? Can´t you see we are two different and separate entities?" Slaps him a couple more times "Never, and I mean, NEVER, accuse me of being a multi. Multis are my arch nemesis!!!" Continuos to slap Xiax until he is unconscious "Wow, that got a little out of my hands!"
01:36:42 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Allan: Allan comes out of hiding behind a large container of instant multi and steals all of Xanatos's Dragon's Brew. (since it was just a clone of Allan who was murdered) and sits down and starts drinking "Mmmm! thats good soup!"
02:13:17 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: *steals back the dragon brew and hends it to gauis he then locks The REAL Allan up in the closet and puts a ghost lock on it that only i can touch
02:18:43 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Allan: "But why!" Then the Tavern shouts "Silly Allan, Dragon's brew is for kids (500mg per ounce, people over the age of 569 should not drink this beverage. Side effects are as followed: Itchiness, Urge to slap Xanatos, Urge to slap random people, Urge to slap yourself, time loss, bladder control loss, urge to sit at home at go WTF! randomly. {Please Drink Responsibly}) "WTF!!" Shouts Allan.
03:24:55 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: Xanatos turns every bottle of dragon brew into molotive beeptails and throws them all onto Allan he then watches as Allan runs out the tavern door screaming "I'LL NEVER COME BACK TO THIS RETCHED PLACE!"Said Allan xanatos sighs "what a relief,ill pay for the fire damage"
06:16:37 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Allan: Allan walks out of the closet "Umm... that wasn't me..." o.O "Then who was it." IT WAS!!!.. YOURSELF!
15:05:59 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: rape???
20:05:43 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "OMG RAPE IN YE OLD TAVERN!" Durza runs around screeching like banshee
23:12:23 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: <qoute>"she get it"<end qoute>(Borat) runs around like banshee
23:48:50 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: slaps pestered and durza "DUDES WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER ON THIS ONE MAN OR HE'LL RAPE US ALL!" grabs the other 2 guys and starts running around screeching his balls off
07:00:51 Dec 31st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out a machete. "Guess what'll happen if he tries to rape me..."
07:10:20 Dec 31st 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...you'll run around screaming ur lungs out with us or chop his dic){ off?
02:10:28 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Pesterd: "hell just be running like a banshee"
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Ye Olde Taverne
01:30:50 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: where did you get this beer septim? did u steal it from behind the counter you little shlt?
02:27:01 Dec 22nd 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "No cursing the barkeep!" Gaius stabs Xanatos
13:19:59 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Scottclone: "OMG! you just stabbed my mother" "at least i think that was my mother" *falls on the ground and continues his adventure in a druken viod.
01:38:03 Dec 23rd 07 - Sir Pesterd: thinks to himself "lets get a bar fight going!!" "my mom is better looking than your mom !!!" "Schooled fool " turns around and sees no one laughing
21:11:57 Dec 23rd 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: punches pestered MOSH PIT! saddles pestered and continuesly punches him in the face
03:41:40 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Pesterd: "i dont think thats nice lets be civilized" "dear kind sir i would like to have 2 beer beverages at my side" "thank you kind sir" after asking for his drinks he finally stops getting punched in the face
05:34:07 Dec 24th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: helps pesterd up off the floor "sorry about that just was in the mood"\ pushes pestered back onto the floor and sattles him again " dont u regret saying bar fight?" starts punching pestered in the face again this time koing him after the 1st punch
05:43:27 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Pesterd: round two ready fight Announcer:" ooooo and he chokes xanatos" "gets him in a pin!" "3" "2" "1" amd Pesty is the winner slaps xanatos with the pesty hand
08:41:02 Dec 24th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: dude you were koed(knocked the fuuck out) and i was punching u in the face and sattleing means im ontop of you soz yea
11:41:28 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Pesterd: lol u enjoy that way to much.. \ and i was punching u in the face and sattleing means im ontop of you soz yea
14:53:44 Dec 24th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius grabs a beer and passes one to each of the people in Ye Olde Taverne "Merry Christmas to you all!"
15:32:01 Dec 24th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: " Oh yes free beer and christmas round the corner" Thinks to himself " Ah yes Merry christmas!"
00:18:00 Dec 25th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: thnx dudes and being ontop of you asin ur on the ground sleeping and im punching u in the face XD
00:59:31 Dec 26th 07 - Sir Pesterd: lol rape?
00:15:37 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Thomas VI: ah, more beer finally
00:38:30 Dec 27th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius starts drinking "Anybody up for a new beer drinking contest?"
04:43:05 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: ZeTa thinks I was multying so he delted my account... now i gota start from scratch..... sobs while mumbling "i want a beer please" *drinks it and is back in action
04:53:05 Dec 27th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: From afar, Gaius hears the multi alarm sound "I don´t know if you really were a multi... but in here everything can be forgotten with a beer or towo!" Gives Pesterd a beer. "Drink it, buddy. This is what brings us all together"
05:37:29 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: sobs "thnx gaius, but i remember u stabbing me a couple days back. I need 2 more beers on the house for me to forgive u: sobs
05:38:23 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: "forgives him. It was xanatos.."
05:59:54 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: laughs at Pesterd's misfortunes "HAHA SUCKA" slaps pestered s beer out of his hand
09:39:08 Dec 27th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim rips out Xanatos's kidney and shoves it into his mouth. "DO NOT CALL ME A THIEF!!! THAT IS DURZA'S JOB!!!" Septim rips out Xanatos's other kidney and throws it to Slasher the mongoose.
20:42:43 Dec 27th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: stairs at spetim in fear ...NOT NICE walks over and puts his kidneys back in place
01:02:36 Dec 28th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *As Xanatos approaches Slasher the Mongoose, Slasher looks up at Xanatos with a fierce look before skinning him alive. Slasher growls. Translation: "My kidney now!!!"
01:56:27 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: "xanatos is dead now!!!" "shouldnt have taken that beer"
06:03:47 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...owch well bye every 1 xanatoses ghost walks into the tavern and starts mocking every 1 because they can touch them but he can like knock them out
07:43:38 Dec 28th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out his Ghostbusters vacuum and sucks Xanatos up. Septim then compresses Xanatos's soul into a tiny vial and flushes it down Ye Olde Toilet.
08:09:02 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: come out of the vile in the middle of the ocean and wonders how the beep* he got there* he then flys back to the tavern in seconds and destroyes everysingle piece of machinery that is used to build a ghost buster machine and then destroys the ghost buster machine
08:43:47 Dec 28th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim pulls another Ghostbuster machine out of his footlocker and sucks up Xanatos again. "..." Septim compresses Xanatos into a silver vial and throws it into the toilet again, Septim flushes the toilet.
14:11:47 Dec 28th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius stops Septim from flushing Xanatos down the toilet "Let´s put a couple locks on that thing so he can´t get back!" Gaius puts the silver vial into a magic wooden box that is impassable for ghosts, then locks it and casts a spell upon it that makes it unbreakable and indestructible . He finally casts a portal into a parallel world, where he flushes the box into a parallel version of Ye Olde Toilet. After that, he comes back into the real Ye Olde Toilet and destroys the portal, thus making it impossible for Xanatos to come back "We won´t be seeing him again soon...!"
18:59:33 Dec 28th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: Durza who must have nodded off wake's up "wiwiwi what? Where am i? whatts happened??" He quckly take into account hs surrounding and shuts up
02:12:03 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: wakes up in the middle of an ocean in a vile but the box was gone he sees it sitting on a barrel near him so e gets out of the vile magicly reapers in the tavern "OK ILL STOP BEING ANNOYING" "can i have a beer?"
17:02:40 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Allan: The entrance to the tavern slams as Allan walks in. Walks around the tavern looking for a good place to sit in the non-smoking section and all of the sudden he hears "Parallel Toilets!" "WTF?" Allan is Puzzled as he stares at Septim and Gaius flush Xanatos down the Parallel Ye Olde Toilet. "WTF?" Allan Scratces his head and walks on. Then all of the sudden Xanatos magically Appears in front of Xanatos, horrible breath from being in the toilet + all of the beer he had already had. "WTF?" Allan Gasps for air as he struggles to get away from Xanatos, and finnaly he gets to a barstool "What can I do for ya?" the waiter asked. "hmm... you guys got any... Dragons brew?" Allan Replied. "Nope Sorry, Gaius gave Pesterd the last one." said the Waiter. "WTF?" Exclaimed Allan. Allan then gets up from his seat and walks of to Gaius and Punches him in the face for getting the last Dragons Brew, and then goes to Pesterd and steals his drink then punches Pesterd in the nose for getting the last Dragons brew, then Allan pats Pesterd on the back becuase of his misfortune. Allan then walks back to his barstool and starts drinking his stolen drink.
17:15:00 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: Murders Allan and does the same thing that gaius and septim has been doing to him 2 Allan Bye Bye u annoying monkey runs to the dragon farm and makes 3124 bottles of dragon brew and buts a big ass label saying NOT FOR ALLAN and because Allan isn't ghost he cant get out of the vile or box because he some type of metteralized species he then brings a brew 2 pestered
18:29:49 Dec 29th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim slaps the living crap out of Xanatos. "NO SERVING DRINKS!!! Only I can do that!" Septim takes all of Xanatos's alcohol and puts it in the backroom, Septim then pours Xanatos an ale and gives it to him.
18:34:22 Dec 29th 07 - Mr. Xiax: "What the hell?!!? Isn't Gaius and Septim the same person?! Has Septim's cloning finally gotten to the point where he has developed split personalities?!
19:09:42 Dec 29th 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "No, we are not the exact same person, Gaius is Aurelius from last Era...only Seloc can have split personalities, and the correct term is Dissociative Identitiy Disorder!"
22:25:01 Dec 29th 07 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius slaps Xiax "Are you blind? Can´t you see we are two different and separate entities?" Slaps him a couple more times "Never, and I mean, NEVER, accuse me of being a multi. Multis are my arch nemesis!!!" Continuos to slap Xiax until he is unconscious "Wow, that got a little out of my hands!"
01:36:42 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Allan: Allan comes out of hiding behind a large container of instant multi and steals all of Xanatos's Dragon's Brew. (since it was just a clone of Allan who was murdered) and sits down and starts drinking "Mmmm! thats good soup!"
02:13:17 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: *steals back the dragon brew and hends it to gauis he then locks The REAL Allan up in the closet and puts a ghost lock on it that only i can touch
02:18:43 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Allan: "But why!" Then the Tavern shouts "Silly Allan, Dragon's brew is for kids (500mg per ounce, people over the age of 569 should not drink this beverage. Side effects are as followed: Itchiness, Urge to slap Xanatos, Urge to slap random people, Urge to slap yourself, time loss, bladder control loss, urge to sit at home at go WTF! randomly. {Please Drink Responsibly}) "WTF!!" Shouts Allan.
03:24:55 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: Xanatos turns every bottle of dragon brew into molotive beeptails and throws them all onto Allan he then watches as Allan runs out the tavern door screaming "I'LL NEVER COME BACK TO THIS RETCHED PLACE!"Said Allan xanatos sighs "what a relief,ill pay for the fire damage"
06:16:37 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Allan: Allan walks out of the closet "Umm... that wasn't me..." o.O "Then who was it." IT WAS!!!.. YOURSELF!
15:05:59 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: rape???
20:05:43 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "OMG RAPE IN YE OLD TAVERN!" Durza runs around screeching like banshee
23:12:23 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Pesterd: <qoute>"she get it"<end qoute>(Borat) runs around like banshee
23:48:50 Dec 30th 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: slaps pestered and durza "DUDES WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER ON THIS ONE MAN OR HE'LL RAPE US ALL!" grabs the other 2 guys and starts running around screeching his balls off
07:00:51 Dec 31st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out a machete. "Guess what'll happen if he tries to rape me..."
07:10:20 Dec 31st 07 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...you'll run around screaming ur lungs out with us or chop his dic){ off?
02:10:28 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Pesterd: "hell just be running like a banshee"
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