Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
02:12:19 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Pesterd: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! free beers all around!!* restrictions apply such as paying me 100 million gold per drink
18:38:03 Jan 1st 08 - Lord Seloc: HNY....to lazy to type rest.
18:45:47 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: hny same here
19:59:24 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Pesterd: slaps him "take a beer it wont make u lazy"
02:00:33 Jan 2nd 08 - Mr. Pesterd: "where is everyone? I dont see any action" "BRING IN THE GOD OF COWS!!!" "CMON COWS GET NAKED!!!"
02:15:23 Jan 2nd 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...stabs pastered
06:12:20 Jan 2nd 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...* Turns into the naked cow while the naked cow turns into Xanatos* Pesterd being as drunk as he is thinks im dead
01:10:09 Jan 3rd 08 - Mr. Pesterd: finally becomes sober "dude i thought you were dead." runs in to corner "time for plan B!"
02:12:08 Jan 3rd 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: "HES SOBER KICK HIM OUT MAN NO1'S ALLOWED TO BE SOBER IN A BAR!
02:43:01 Jan 3rd 08 - Mr. Pesterd: "15 beers please" "I want to be drunk!!!!!"
03:51:09 Jan 3rd 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "You already are!"
12:03:21 Jan 3rd 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim pulls out a shotgun and fires it into the air. "I have no idea why I just did that, so don't ask..." Septim fills everybody's orders and then gets up on a table. "I am leaving for five days tomorrow, SELOC IS MY SUB!!!"
21:53:39 Jan 3rd 08 - Lord Seloc: "Why do I allways get the urge to check this thread whenever you say that....." A dead zombie lands next to Septim. "Well you heard the man, I'm a sub, which is one better than the real thing as we get breaks. I will be slightly inactive so....lets see hmmm......" Seloc looks at the members of the bar. Then points to a chair leg. "If anyone needs anything that chair leg is my sub."
01:56:09 Jan 4th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: chair falls over and points at aureliae
01:59:27 Jan 5th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius notices Xanatos (or the chair) points at him "I just don´t understand what happened with the chair. Xanatos, you confuse me!"
04:02:35 Jan 5th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: lol seloc made the chair the barkeep when hes not there so it fell over saying ur the barkeep when the chairs not there destroys the chair and sets it on fire at home and the chair just burns like nice old pine needles (burns almost instantly)
13:57:07 Jan 5th 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc improvements his mind, and points at the minigun on the gents toilet door. "Second though lets make the gun sub.*(hehehehe sub m gun ^_^)
01:23:48 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: lol
02:25:08 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis: Hi, this is Paracelzus, for all of those who don't know me. For those who do, heyyaa!
14:46:18 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: throws w/e his name is out the window cause he didnt ask for a drink the first post he came in
16:39:09 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis: I came in here before you ever heard of the old tavern and asked a drink!
18:01:34 Jan 6th 08 - Lord Seloc: "lol, foolish little man!" Seloc throws Xanatos Chivalier out the window. P.S. Xanatos Chivalier does your name mean what I think it does?
23:05:08 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ? what u mean xanatos the knight? that's what a chivalier is
03:26:20 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: *Might gets up from his seat and walks over to the Bartender, " I need a room for the night. I want it fit for a Cow God."
03:30:56 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius looks at Might "Ye Olde Stable is right outside. I think that would be fit for any cow!"
03:34:42 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: laughs at the cow god and then butchers him and sells 1 lb of bacon for .01$...no1 buy's because its made of fat only and no meat just FAT
04:14:45 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might laughs as Xanatos butchers himself and somehow sells himself as bacon 0.o
08:47:14 Jan 7th 08 - Lord Seloc: "Lol, Xanatos your not saying Xanatos THE Knight, but your saying Xanatos' Knight." Seloc crackles evily.
16:17:30 Jan 7th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim gets up. "Alright Seloc and Minigun, you are relieved!!!"
21:03:42 Jan 8th 08 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "Relieved, why what happened?? Who died?" Durza looks around in a counfused manner
16:15:32 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "I mean relieved of their duties as substititute barkeep..."
19:12:12 Jan 9th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: *Defensive walks in and sits at the bar "its been a long year but its as good as hell to be able to come to my local and share a pint with some old mates......"
21:04:31 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Well well well, welcome back Defensive...what'll it be? I am the barkeep now, Senturu left for a while...he's still going to be gone for about 6 months..."
22:44:07 Jan 9th 08 - Lord Seloc: "Me and the gun are subs." Seloc points to the bathroom door. [First person to laugh at that dies! I just spent half an hour trying to explain to some americas on xbox live the use of the word bathroom isn't posh.]
23:46:15 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: [[OOC: What beeps thought that? I am American and I use the word bathroom all the time...or restroom, whichever comes out of my mouth.]]
16:29:49 Jan 10th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [OOC: Same here! I bet they were French or Canadian.]
17:02:37 Jan 10th 08 - Lord Seloc: Nope definatly American.
21:03:27 Jan 10th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: [[OOC: Or a redneck! They only have out-houses!]]
20:21:13 Jan 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [OOC: Septim stop making fun of me! :D]
10:31:42 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: (might of the cows?????) "well any interesting kingdom news?"
21:03:44 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: defensive throws a turd in septims face purely becausehe's bored and then blames everyone else for it....... "I shall now go hide in a very quite corner and watch the fireworks...." defensive hides in a corner and surrounds himself with a septim proof bubble he then makes himself invisible and then puts on a fine suit of gromil he then (for extra extra protection) puts a 9 inch steel block in front of his manly bits "get through this....."
22:46:04 Jan 12th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim shoots SP@M through the bubble and floods Defensive with revealing SP@M. The acidic SP@M disinigrates the steel and gromil and then eats away Defensive's skin until nothing is left but bones.
15:00:21 Jan 13th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius sees Septim attack Defensive "Holy cows! I thought there was no Sp@m in Ye Olde Taverne- it seemed as a serious place."
15:00:52 Jan 13th 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc then promptly hoovers up the bones, and puts in hoover in the bin, Which is then randomly teleported to Antarica.
15:21:40 Jan 13th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius casts a magic seal upon the bin, before Seloc teleports it. "It is better to be sure he won´t come back , isn´t it?"
16:44:13 Jan 13th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: However the box sprouted legs and followed whoever it wanted to And that is the strory of how terry pratchetts "luggage" came to be...... (see the discworld series written by terry pratchet)
20:55:49 Jan 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Sir Gaius Aureliae Report 1/13/2008 10:00:21 AMGaius sees Septim attack Defensive "Holy cows! I thought there was no Sp@m in Ye Olde Taverne- it seemed as a serious place." ____________________________________________________________________________ Bwhahhahaha He said "Holy Cows!" Now I own him! Might makes Gaius duck tape Seloc to a wall.
22:22:25 Jan 13th 08 - Lord Seloc: Migth's eyes disintergrate, as Seloc is the only one allowed to use the fabled duck tape! Seloc then explodes killing Gaius is a burst of explod-e-ness, miracuelessly Seloc is unharmed and goes back to doing what he was doing.
02:16:57 Jan 14th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius comes back from Ye Olde Toilet "Why the hell did you kill my mannequin? " Stabs Might for duck taping him. Then spanks Seloc for destroying his mannequin "Bad Seloc, bad...!"
19:01:26 Jan 14th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might wonders why everyone is killing his cows and stabbing them. He gets mad and grabs both Seloc and Gaius and throws them in a pit of mud. "You two should hurry up and finish that fight before the hordes of ladies come."
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Ye Olde Taverne
02:12:19 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Pesterd: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! free beers all around!!* restrictions apply such as paying me 100 million gold per drink
18:38:03 Jan 1st 08 - Lord Seloc: HNY....to lazy to type rest.
18:45:47 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: hny same here
19:59:24 Jan 1st 08 - Mr. Pesterd: slaps him "take a beer it wont make u lazy"
02:00:33 Jan 2nd 08 - Mr. Pesterd: "where is everyone? I dont see any action" "BRING IN THE GOD OF COWS!!!" "CMON COWS GET NAKED!!!"
02:15:23 Jan 2nd 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...stabs pastered
06:12:20 Jan 2nd 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ...* Turns into the naked cow while the naked cow turns into Xanatos* Pesterd being as drunk as he is thinks im dead
01:10:09 Jan 3rd 08 - Mr. Pesterd: finally becomes sober "dude i thought you were dead." runs in to corner "time for plan B!"
02:12:08 Jan 3rd 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: "HES SOBER KICK HIM OUT MAN NO1'S ALLOWED TO BE SOBER IN A BAR!
02:43:01 Jan 3rd 08 - Mr. Pesterd: "15 beers please" "I want to be drunk!!!!!"
03:51:09 Jan 3rd 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: "You already are!"
12:03:21 Jan 3rd 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Septim pulls out a shotgun and fires it into the air. "I have no idea why I just did that, so don't ask..." Septim fills everybody's orders and then gets up on a table. "I am leaving for five days tomorrow, SELOC IS MY SUB!!!"
21:53:39 Jan 3rd 08 - Lord Seloc: "Why do I allways get the urge to check this thread whenever you say that....." A dead zombie lands next to Septim. "Well you heard the man, I'm a sub, which is one better than the real thing as we get breaks. I will be slightly inactive so....lets see hmmm......" Seloc looks at the members of the bar. Then points to a chair leg. "If anyone needs anything that chair leg is my sub."
01:56:09 Jan 4th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: chair falls over and points at aureliae
01:59:27 Jan 5th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius notices Xanatos (or the chair) points at him "I just don´t understand what happened with the chair. Xanatos, you confuse me!"
04:02:35 Jan 5th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: lol seloc made the chair the barkeep when hes not there so it fell over saying ur the barkeep when the chairs not there destroys the chair and sets it on fire at home and the chair just burns like nice old pine needles (burns almost instantly)
13:57:07 Jan 5th 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc improvements his mind, and points at the minigun on the gents toilet door. "Second though lets make the gun sub.*(hehehehe sub m gun ^_^)
01:23:48 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: lol
02:25:08 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis: Hi, this is Paracelzus, for all of those who don't know me. For those who do, heyyaa!
14:46:18 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: throws w/e his name is out the window cause he didnt ask for a drink the first post he came in
16:39:09 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis: I came in here before you ever heard of the old tavern and asked a drink!
18:01:34 Jan 6th 08 - Lord Seloc: "lol, foolish little man!" Seloc throws Xanatos Chivalier out the window. P.S. Xanatos Chivalier does your name mean what I think it does?
23:05:08 Jan 6th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: ? what u mean xanatos the knight? that's what a chivalier is
03:26:20 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: *Might gets up from his seat and walks over to the Bartender, " I need a room for the night. I want it fit for a Cow God."
03:30:56 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius looks at Might "Ye Olde Stable is right outside. I think that would be fit for any cow!"
03:34:42 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Xanatos Chivalier: laughs at the cow god and then butchers him and sells 1 lb of bacon for .01$...no1 buy's because its made of fat only and no meat just FAT
04:14:45 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might laughs as Xanatos butchers himself and somehow sells himself as bacon 0.o
08:47:14 Jan 7th 08 - Lord Seloc: "Lol, Xanatos your not saying Xanatos THE Knight, but your saying Xanatos' Knight." Seloc crackles evily.
16:17:30 Jan 7th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim gets up. "Alright Seloc and Minigun, you are relieved!!!"
21:03:42 Jan 8th 08 - Mr. Durza The Theif: "Relieved, why what happened?? Who died?" Durza looks around in a counfused manner
16:15:32 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "I mean relieved of their duties as substititute barkeep..."
19:12:12 Jan 9th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: *Defensive walks in and sits at the bar "its been a long year but its as good as hell to be able to come to my local and share a pint with some old mates......"
21:04:31 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Well well well, welcome back Defensive...what'll it be? I am the barkeep now, Senturu left for a while...he's still going to be gone for about 6 months..."
22:44:07 Jan 9th 08 - Lord Seloc: "Me and the gun are subs." Seloc points to the bathroom door. [First person to laugh at that dies! I just spent half an hour trying to explain to some americas on xbox live the use of the word bathroom isn't posh.]
23:46:15 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: [[OOC: What beeps thought that? I am American and I use the word bathroom all the time...or restroom, whichever comes out of my mouth.]]
16:29:49 Jan 10th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [OOC: Same here! I bet they were French or Canadian.]
17:02:37 Jan 10th 08 - Lord Seloc: Nope definatly American.
21:03:27 Jan 10th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: [[OOC: Or a redneck! They only have out-houses!]]
20:21:13 Jan 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [OOC: Septim stop making fun of me! :D]
10:31:42 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: (might of the cows?????) "well any interesting kingdom news?"
21:03:44 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: defensive throws a turd in septims face purely becausehe's bored and then blames everyone else for it....... "I shall now go hide in a very quite corner and watch the fireworks...." defensive hides in a corner and surrounds himself with a septim proof bubble he then makes himself invisible and then puts on a fine suit of gromil he then (for extra extra protection) puts a 9 inch steel block in front of his manly bits "get through this....."
22:46:04 Jan 12th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim shoots SP@M through the bubble and floods Defensive with revealing SP@M. The acidic SP@M disinigrates the steel and gromil and then eats away Defensive's skin until nothing is left but bones.
15:00:21 Jan 13th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius sees Septim attack Defensive "Holy cows! I thought there was no Sp@m in Ye Olde Taverne- it seemed as a serious place."
15:00:52 Jan 13th 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc then promptly hoovers up the bones, and puts in hoover in the bin, Which is then randomly teleported to Antarica.
15:21:40 Jan 13th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius casts a magic seal upon the bin, before Seloc teleports it. "It is better to be sure he won´t come back , isn´t it?"
16:44:13 Jan 13th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: However the box sprouted legs and followed whoever it wanted to And that is the strory of how terry pratchetts "luggage" came to be...... (see the discworld series written by terry pratchet)
20:55:49 Jan 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Sir Gaius Aureliae Report 1/13/2008 10:00:21 AMGaius sees Septim attack Defensive "Holy cows! I thought there was no Sp@m in Ye Olde Taverne- it seemed as a serious place." ____________________________________________________________________________ Bwhahhahaha He said "Holy Cows!" Now I own him! Might makes Gaius duck tape Seloc to a wall.
22:22:25 Jan 13th 08 - Lord Seloc: Migth's eyes disintergrate, as Seloc is the only one allowed to use the fabled duck tape! Seloc then explodes killing Gaius is a burst of explod-e-ness, miracuelessly Seloc is unharmed and goes back to doing what he was doing.
02:16:57 Jan 14th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: Gaius comes back from Ye Olde Toilet "Why the hell did you kill my mannequin? " Stabs Might for duck taping him. Then spanks Seloc for destroying his mannequin "Bad Seloc, bad...!"
19:01:26 Jan 14th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might wonders why everyone is killing his cows and stabbing them. He gets mad and grabs both Seloc and Gaius and throws them in a pit of mud. "You two should hurry up and finish that fight before the hordes of ladies come."
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