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*The man arrises from the floor, looking like nothing has happened to him.*

"You just do not learn, do you? I cannot die! I am an elf! A Silvermoon Highelf. Nothing can kill me. But you are not like me. And now, because you have angered me, you die."

*Draws his sword and the blade cathes fire, in one swing he beheads the redneck, then puts the sword back in. Raising his hands, he chants a few words and the body burns instantly. Makes a few signs inthe air and then heads back to his table*

"That should keep everyone from reviving him."

*Throws a knife from a dark corner in the bar. It hits the Elf and cuts his throat with perfect accuracy, thus killing him. Only an Elf can kill an Elf  ;)*

*The knife is stopped by the armour neck piece, the elf was wearing under his cloack. The elf pulls out the knife and throws it back at Wraithish, nearly hiting him.*

"Wraithish, stop fooling around. Haven't you heard what I said? Nothing and no one can kill me."

[I wish to test that Delran...because unless your a God{LIKE ME} then you CAN die!]

*Might grabs Delran and throws him in the middle of a erupting volcano in a island that a magic proof.*

"Just testing!"

*Enters the tavern and sits at a table*

"I hate to think I'm interrupting anything, please do go on..."

*Picks up and studies the menu/*beep*tail list/napkin/whatever can be found on table*

Now Tavern's Menu

Menu (Eat At Your Own risk)

Table $8.50

Cardboard box (rats included)

Fragile Table

Window seat

Counter seat

Golden Table

Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included)

Food $10.50

Mutton Meat Pie

Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing)

Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included)

Hot Flamingo Meatloaf

Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise

Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50

Hummus

Yellow Snow

Rotting tree Leaves

Tree Bark

Dead Squirrel

French Fries

Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10

Sprite

Coca-Cola Cherry Zero

River Water

Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here)

Waver Signed Poison

Green Tea

(No achoholic beverages allowed)

Desserts $2.00

Cherry Cobler

Mud Pie (worms and hummus included)

Vanilla Cake

Toothpaste Ice Cream (Toothbrush and Floss Not included)

Swiss Cheese Pie

Green Apple Jello

It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff.  We put the warnings on all of the tables.  You should be glad we even feed you here.  Eat your dang poison already.  Gosh!!

Cafe of VU is now out of business.  Here are the items for the new menu

Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon

Tax: $0.99

Menu (Eat At Your Own risk)

Table $8.50

Cardboard box (rats included)

Fragile Table

Window seat

Counter seat

Golden Table

Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included)

Nirvana Reserved Seats

Fantasia Reserved Seats

etc. ^

Food $10.50

Mutton Meat Pie

Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing)

Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included)

Hot Flamingo Meatloaf

Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise

Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50

Hummus

Yellow Snow

Rotting tree Leaves

Tree Bark

Dead Squirrel

French Fries

Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10

Coca-Cola Cherry Zero

River Water

Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here)

Waver Signed Poison

Bud Light

Desserts $2.00

Cherry Cobler

Mud Pie (worms and hummus included)

Bud Light Flavored Ice Cream

Swiss Cheese Pie

Green Apple Jello

It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff.  We put the warnings on all of the tables.  You should be glad we even feed you here.  Eat your dang poison already.  Gosh!!

*Comes out of the volcano, carrying Might, who is uncounstious. Throws him on a chair in the tavern.*

"Foul creature! Barkeep! Some rom for this fellow here!"

"Well you realy are the God of Cows, for you think like them. The explosion was in the tavern!"

*After the smoke cleared out, everything seemed untouched. Like the explosion never took place.*

"Might, you can kill yourself, for if I will find you, you will wish to die, even if you can't! So run like the wind!"

*Durza waves his magical fish which makes the tavern re-appear, he then enters*

"hmm, why have we got menu's, I thought we could only buy beer here. I condemn u menu user's to hell"

*Takes a look at the menu*

" What the hell is this"

You have to have something to eat...

"The God of cows has got some really weird powers"

*Gaius seems amused at how Might is fighting these guys in the Taverne, instead of enjoying a nice refreshing beer*

*Durza recover's from his fright and goes for a nice cool refreshing beer*

"Ahh this is the good stuff"

[Wraithish, you are mistaken...]

*Might turns to Gaius.*

"I think I should have gotten paid for that...."

*Demonsul hits Arvious with a bench*

"Not so loud! I'm trying to read the menu here!"

"Hey, Wraithish! I would like that head to play darts with it. Care to join? I am buying the drinks!"

"Sure! And the drinks are on me! But I think this is better!"

*He draws a hunting knife from his boot. The knife was long,  had two edges and was verry sharp. It passed right through Might's skull.*

"Nice one! You must be a sharpshooter!"

*Takes a glas of wine and drinks it. As he drinks picks one of Wraithish's knives and throws it while still drinking. The knife hits Might's forehead, just between the eyes.*

*Seloc pulls out a shotgun.*

"No-one's setting up a poker stand while I'm sub!"

*Seloc takes out Arvious.*

*Seloc doesn't accept and contiunes to kill Arvious.*

*Demonsul recovers and climbs out of trash can*

"You know what? I like this place. Its quaint and is the perfect example of a local tavern."

*Sits back at table again*

"If I'm lucky I might get a memento to take back to Krazaa!"

*He slips the throwing knife from Arvious's throat into his pocket and sidles towards the door*

"Alright, alright, whats the big fuss?"

*Gives Mr. Wraithish the throwing knife, but steals 10,000 gold from him while he was smacking the door frame*

[Too unmoral :S]

"I feel sorry for your lack of funds, Mr. Wraithish. Please have one on me."

*Buys Wraithish a large beer*

*reappears out of thin air, but lost one of his lives*

"Hit me one more time, boy..."

*puts on extremely strong armor, shield, weapon, helmet, and shoes*