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*revengicus's last finger that was not stored in a chest, meets up with mr pesterd who hunts down all the parts of mr revengicus sews them back together and electrocutes the corpse and brings it back to life*

*grrrrrrrr* (says frankenrevengicus)

*revengicus sews together all of the corpses of the people he killed to make a giant monster then the monster eats septim*

*frankenrev then blows up the monster (and sep) and eats the remains and craps them out*

*a nearby dung beetle eats the poo then is shot and finally rev throws the remains in a nearby pond and is eaten by a small fish named bob*

*pesterd and rev enjoy a beer*

*Septim-23445 walks up.

"Who killed Septim-23444? Dangit...we lose a lot of Septims like this..."

*Septim-23445 replaces Septim-23444 as barkeep.

[[OOC: I have an infinite number of clones, how else can I be in all of these threads at once?]]

*comes back inside with 100 barrels of every type of drink*

"I said every drink was on me!!!"

*gets flattened by the huge crowd*

I only drank all the root beer...

*runs to hospital and comes back*

"Drinks still on m..."

*got hit in the head by Demonsul for talking so much*

*wakes up and shoots anyone he can see, and remembers only himself, Septim, and Demonsul is there*

"Nevermind..."

I"M A DETECTIVE, AND I SAID NEVERMIND!!!

"You all run under the tables..."

*reverses time (yes, i do do this alot, don't I?) to the point I put the notice up (thanks Demonsul for joining)*

"I think I'll just take a nap and forget about buying drinks for everyone."

*falls asleep*

[This post is back to normal, sort of lol]

:-)

*talks in his sleep*

"You will need a LOT of gold then.  Spider Pig Spider Pig."

*stops mumbleing*

*sleepwalks over to a tissue box, cleans his ears, throws the beer at the door, asks foe soda and falls asleep*

*pciks up soda, drinks it, gives Septim 150 gold tip (I'm asleep and can't count write, it was supposed to be 15 gold lol :-)) and goes back to sleep*

*cooks wet fish, cuts it up and makes sushi*

"5 gold for 1!  10 for a pack of 5!"

*laughs at Arvious being random...again*

"...now what?"

What... the... heck!?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!

"Someone hire a new barkeeper!!!"

"SEPTIM IS ANNOYING, SO YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*shoves Pesterd down the trash can and puts Septim in a cannon and fires*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bye!"

*pokes Septim*

"Poke..."

*gets fired out of the same cannon*

"WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*crashes on Star Bucks roof*

"Whoops..."

lol

[[Order: 1 Beer please]]

[1 beer ]
"Make it fast please I g2g to macys soon..."

[[Hydrochloric Acid with Lemon Slice]]

"Its not for me, its for Arvious...and by the way, as I previously mentioned, Im paying for all drinks in this fine Era"

*Hands Septim life savings*

"First half in advance!"

*Septim pours Arvious a soda and Demonsul a Hydrochloric Acid with a slice of lemon and gives them each to their respective person.

*Arvious's son (lol Arvious IIIII) reverses time (I do this way too much) to the point Demonsul was ordering for me and I interuppt him*

"1 [[SODA]] [please!"

*goes back to the point where that acid was being created and destroys it and the person making it*

...

"Thank you!"

*grabs soda and give Septim a 15 gold tip*

"Cheers..."

*chucks it down in two gulps*

"Can you make [[Apple pie]]?"