Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
20:55:27 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Plato: [[I'm am his son.]] "Before I go, can I get a [[bottle of sparkling cider]]?
23:27:49 Feb 21st 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim gives Arv-Plato a bottle of sparkling cider.
01:42:45 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Plato: "Thank you! This place seems nicer than it looked before. I think I'll stay." pours cider into glass and takes a sip
15:20:15 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Notes that the tavern has become quieter since Arvious IIII died (respect the lack of roman grammar!) and goes over to Plato "Could you by any chance make a disturbance...of any kind..?"
15:25:20 Feb 22nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim hangs a notice once again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Patrons of Ye Olde Taverne, I am going to be gone today, tomorrow, and half of Sunday. So...Seloc is my sub. Signed, Calus Septim V ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18:46:40 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Indoril Nerevar: Nerevar runs in "DIE, ALL OF YOU MUST DIE!!!" Nerevar shoots everybody in the tavern in the head and jumps out the window.
20:40:35 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Well, what an eccentric performance. I'll have a [[Magnum .95, the largest calibre alcohol in the world]], on the rocks.
21:02:02 Feb 22nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim pours a Magnum .95 for Verthias and slides it to him. "That is the second most potent stuff in the world...the Drunk's Demise* is the first..."
21:07:01 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Really, is it? I'll have a couple of shots of [[Drunk's Demise]] as well. Neat, of course. slurps the Magnum in one sip
21:12:55 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Demonsul comes in, congratulates Seloc on his voice acting, and staggers out
21:45:56 Feb 22nd 08 - Sir Uric Pendragon: Hello? Anyone here? DAMNIT! Where can a CELTIC WAR LORD GET A DRINK AROUND HERE!?!?!?! people nowadays... WHERE'S THE BARTENDER!?!?!?! sits on stool and slumps over After fighting in Zete for my life i might as well congradulate myself for holding three kingdoms back with just one city. HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY THING IS! I GOT BORED SO I LEFT!!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN KILL ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHERE THE HELL IS THE BARTENDER!?!??!?!?!
21:47:14 Feb 22nd 08 - Sir Uric Pendragon: please... anyone? i need ale... frowns and moves to leave
23:01:25 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Plato: [[If you want a disturbance, go talk to Septim to do a disco. The most noise you will hear from me is the sip of my cider, refilling of my glass, and an occasional chuckle]] "The guy that shot me missed and shot my bottle. May I get a new [[glass cup]]?"
23:15:38 Feb 22nd 08 - Sir Revenge: Well.... Selocs gone.... Ill take the Keep! Revenge walks behind the old bar and readies for his next customer....
23:16:41 Feb 22nd 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge slides a bottle of ale along the bar to Plato " New bottle it is ! "
23:20:18 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Plato: empties bottle into Demonsul's tall glass, gets a bottle of sparkling cider and new glass and reads a book
23:45:29 Feb 22nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim walks out. "NO! I am here still and I am barkeep! I am gone in like an hour but still!" Septim pours Verthias a small millimeter of Drunk's Demise into a shot glass and gives it to Verthias. "It has killed over nine thousand people with half of that much...of course you can be barkeep though Revenge..."
23:47:53 Feb 22nd 08 - Mr. Plato: Can you get me a couple of bottles of [[cider and a clean glass]] before you go please?
00:32:15 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato: Plato walks out to go to the store, buys an apple pie (which Plato has no idea why he likes it) and eats it at the tavern
01:15:02 Feb 23rd 08 - Sir Uric Pendragon: this is the worst barkeep service ever... continues to walk out opens the door BANG .................... Silence
04:32:38 Feb 23rd 08 - Ms. Geneva: ~Casually walks in the bar, she then starts to unbind her blade's scabbard from her waist... Until...~ Oh gawd! Rolls eyes Revenge is the barkeep?!... Im so outta here! ~At this, she starts for the door and soon gone from sight.~
08:40:58 Feb 23rd 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge takes keep and slides down a fresh pint of cider to Plato, who seems to be eating some sort of pie.... He feels hungry and orders Flamingo with frog sauce from Exotic Eats Should be here soon Revenge thinks.....
09:56:20 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Decides to test his [Drunk's Demise], being somewhat cautious of the way that it is sizzling it's way through the bottom of the glass. He grabs a nearby bottle and pushes the cap into it. The metal is instantly melted, and the beer pours out. Ah, diluted with [beer]. A much safer way to drink it! throws down half in one gulp, and the the other half four hours later, when he wakes up
11:47:00 Feb 23rd 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge was mopping the floor when Verthias woke up " Slammer that one ay " Revenge chuckled Revenge opens the windows and lets some air iin this old place He throws a cleaner bomb into the toilet area, exploding with cleanliness He walks round to the beer pool.... Theres some green mildue on the top... He drains it and replaces it with new ale He orders some newglasses for the bar, most of these are old =] Revenge puts some of the special ones, of the past greats that have honoured this bar in a new cabinet he ordered " Thats better !" He continues to clean the place..... " Now, thats a floor! " He cleans the kitchen , and puts the grease in a pot and sends it off to McDonalds, he gets some money which finances the new things he ordered " This is a great pub, now..... " Revenge lays Verhtias on a sofa in the corner while he sweeps the ooze on the floor underhim Thats alot better Revenge thinks Septim should be pleased when he comes back ^^.....
13:08:16 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "REVENGE YOU MANIAC! THE TAVERN IS RUINED!" Demonsul quickly goes and hides before Septim gets back
15:58:51 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato: Plato looks around and smiles "Thats better..." takes a gulp of cider [Note: The forums have gotten much quieter since I came around.]
17:55:44 Feb 23rd 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge puts a sign above Demonsuls position He then puts some of those orange smelly things in the toilets " Perfect!"
17:57:42 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato: Plato's brother, Gary, The Duke of HAZARD, comes in and burns down the bar table "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
20:41:26 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato: Gary puts all the ale, beer, andwine in a boat and shot it with 25 cannons at once, burning the barrles to a crisp "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
20:58:32 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato: Gary blows the tavern into exactly 1,223,673,234,827,003,000,000,348,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 pieces "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" picks up a piece so the tavern can nevr be rebuilt, puts it in a WON'T REAPPEAR THROUGH TIME REVERSING fiels and sends it to a random time period in B.C. Plato heads to Star Bucks
01:29:51 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: Plato comes back and builds the bar and back walls of the tavern nad back floor and back tables and drinks his cider
01:51:30 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: Gary shoots Plato twice in the stomach
02:09:25 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: Gary shoots Revenge in the head for cleaning the tavern
08:04:41 Feb 24th 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge sits there cleaning glasses, despite the bullet in his head [ Plato.. I think you have mental problem, your talking to yourself and you seema little nuts :s ]
11:37:35 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: [My fault, I asked him to make a disturbance earlier...however 6 chain posts is a little much] Hits Gary with a nearby mace, knocking him out
15:32:04 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: [I was trying to get the forums running again.]
16:00:57 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: kills all Gary clones he could find and borrows Demonsul's time powers, reversing it to the point Gary was first posting whacks Gary to a pulp
16:15:25 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: Gary improvements his name to Gary, the forum revivalererer
18:04:12 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: okay, another stupiiiiiiid idea from censoring, it changeeeeeeeeeed changgggggeeeeeeeeee to improvement
19:43:30 Feb 24th 08 - Sir Revenge: change
19:46:24 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: try chaaaaaaaaaaaaangggggggggeeeessssssssssssssss
19:52:33 Feb 24th 08 - Sir Revenge: improvements
19:52:45 Feb 24th 08 - Sir Revenge: :O
20:32:04 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: I think the censoring thing needs some improvements. also, g3t a life is changed to forgive me. I really need to forgive me from pointing all of this out.
21:03:51 Feb 24th 08 - Sir Revenge: forgive me
21:14:00 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Verthias X: forgive me. Indeed, the way that it turns changee to improvement is rather.... odd. bleeds all over the sofa. That Drunk's Demise clears your pores forcefully
22:19:42 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: SEPTIM IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:21:09 Feb 24th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim appears in a cloud of smoke, coughs, and walks out of the smoke. "I am back...in about five hours or so...right now I'm back for fifteen minutes or so..."
22:24:33 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: "REVENGE CLEANED THE TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" gives Septim a can of dust
23:15:00 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato: *throws his dust can and dirties up the bar and tables.
[Top] Pages: 1 (back) 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 (next) 176

Login
Username:	Don't have an account - Sign up!
Password:	Forgot your password - Retrive it!

My bookmarks Old forum design

- close -