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*Septim scoops his pulpy self into an orange juice container

"Well...thanks a lot! Soccermage voted for me first so I believe he is the suspect, goodbye y'all!"

*Another Septim in a black suit walks up and picks up the orange juice container, he then walks away to fix the pulpy Septim clone...

"Why would barny be evil? He seem more stupid to me, but then that could just be a front? oh Xiax you made me think now my head hurts." *goes back to her room to sleep off her hangover*

*Watches as the Septim clone cleans the other one off the floor*

"I will admit that I also voted for you Septim, I am so sorry. Your tendancies with eating the dead were somewhat pushing me to believe that you were a wolf......"

*Walks over to the bar and comes back with a Septim Shot*

"Heres one on your man"

*Drinks the shot down and slams the shot glass on the wooden table. Walks off to Natalias room to help her get rid of her headache*

*Fizban sets up cameras once again on Natalia's room*

Ah the best way to cure a headache (ooc: married men take note ;-) )... do your best Scientist.

*is shocked that a 'good' person would eat left over remains.*

"how could he NOT be evil?"

*back to his dark lair to analyze posts and find out who is the TRUE evil one!*

"I am also sorry Septim. Your actions suggested that you were evil. Please forgive me."

Seloc, for the last weekish? To me it sounds like Seloc was waiting for a full moon...

"wait a second! barny was using good logic there, i liked it! also, fizban said the werewolves have not been too active, does it add up?"

*starts pondering the option of Xiax being evil*

"If I was the only evil who was posting on this thread it is much more likely I would go with the majority and try to hide myself. But since I am not evil, I have to risk myself for the greater good and try to catch werewolves. Just because the werewolves are inactive does not mean they are retards who don't listen to their hacker (Well maybe if they were all like Barny then maybe.). They have to message Fizban and in the process check their own messages so your reasoning is inherently flawed.

The reason why the werewolves could not choose a target on the first night was already explained they were inactive.

Why would I try to risk myself in that way and get you voted off when I could easily wait until night again and tell the more active werewolves to kill you?

Then there is the fact that I did not vote for Septim because I did not believe he was evil. If I was evil why would I oppose to the voting off of a good guy? Any good guy lynching would further my cause. The reason I didn't was because I'm good and I did not think Septim was evil.

Werewolves tried to kill me two nights in a row, I don't see how that can possibly still make you think I'm evil.

Now all Barny has done is try to sow as much confusion as possible by randomly accusing people with the most retarded reasons I've ever seen. Seems like werewolf tactics to me."

*Scientist runs down the stairs and notices Xiax and Barny having a heated debate about which one of them is evil*

"Why are you both arguing, you should be sleeping.............I heard you from Natalias room and thought I'd come down to see what the commotion was. Any particular reason that you're both arguing right now? Surely if either one of you were evil you would be off doing your evil business now during the night rather then standing there making a scene."

*Walks past goes to the bar, a few minutes later walks back with a glass of whisky in his hand*

"Now will you either keep the noise down or just leave the debating til it is day and you can actually do something about it?"

*Walks up stairs and heads to his room, poking his head into Natalias on the way to make sure that she is ok*

"Because we keep on killing ourselves, werewolves haven't even gotten a kill in."

"And Barny, if your main basis of defense is the last few words in my argument and the fact that my argument is too long, then you really do not have a very secure proof of your innocence. I don't see how you can read the singling out part with out reading this part:

Werewolves tried to kill me two nights in a row, I don't see how that can possibly still make you think I'm evil.

Since you chose to ignore that part to strengthen your own argument then I cannot help but think you are evil out to confuse people."

lol xiax is thinking to deeply into things, next he'll unearth the conspiracy that ZeTa is infact a female! (not that thats a bad thing.....)

*Stands in a daze at the horrendously poor show of math skills just shown*

"I, the infamous Jester, agree with Mac. Barny, as much as I loved "23" I cannot fall into that trap! Logic is the only way for me to go!"

*still has no idea who is freaking evil!*

*Goldsie walks out of his room, throws a leftover bottle of Tequila at Barny and Xiax*

'Be quite, some people are trying to enjoy the night! Barny, screwed up logic your digging yourself a hole! And Xiax, stop trying to argue with him, neither of you have valid points except for the werewolf's trying to kill him'

*Goes over to Scientists door and peeks through the keyhole, then spontaneously projectile vomits*

'WTF, thats not natural!'

Oh dear God... don't tell me you people actually fell for Xiax's evil trickery!!! Of course the werewolves "tried to kill him", it was all part of his plan....

He knew that if the werewolves tried to target him; then no one would suspect that he is evil. The logic behind it is so flawless. But I will debunk his lies right now!!!


At this point; it is pretty clear that the character playing the "security guard" role somehow knows Xiax. Since Xiax is CLEARLY evil, and thus not the security guard himself, we can assume one of the following is true :

The person playing the security guard role....
A. Has a physic connection with Xiax
B. Is Xiax's multi
C. Like the rest of you, was seduced by Xiax's good looks and charm.

Xiax told the other werewolves to target him, while communicating telepathically with the security guard to protect him; in exchange for sexual favors.


Now; you have all been fooled by Xiax into believing that he is not evil, even after I have shown you all undeniable evidence on numerous occasions.

If you people still cannot see through the shroud of lies that Xiax has pulled over your eyes, than you will all fall victim to his genius plan..... all of the facts Xiac has presented are sarcastic, stupid lies, and displays of his own stupidity and poor math skills.

*Another Septim clone walks in, carefully keeping his eye out for snipers, he walks up to Fizban's room and knocks three times.

"Thank you Seloc, and I am not dead, Septim-3976 is dead"

*Septim walks over to Talia's room and knocks three times, he hears much yelling and decides not to ask as he walks down to the kitchen and puts Dragonboy and Love in a to go box, on the way out he also takes Septim-3976 and Septim-658 and puts them in the to go box as well.

"Always wondered what I tasted like"

*Septim walks away

"Ha! And there is the error in your logic, I seduced the bunnies not the security guard you retard."


Wow Xiax.... good eye.... THAT'S the error in my logic. The rest is solid.

*looks at xiax in shock* "Xiax? you did? thats news to me!"

I dont think anyone slept

(General notice, I'm going to have to keep this one short as my internet's all screwy and might be out of action a bit. So go on into day round after my reader's digest version of the night round.)

All was quiet through the night as once again, the werewolves crept up to Xiax's room from one way, and the security guard crept up from another direction. However when they got to the door, they found Fizban outside of it smoking on a pipe. "Look here! You," he said as he pointed to the security guard, "are excused as this is your first try but you all," he said talking to the werewolves, "ought to have figured things out by now. Anyways, can't kill Xiax tonight, so go back to your rooms."

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the mansion, Atreides started to feel depressed over the recent loss of Septim. All the bunnies hanging out with him tried to cheer him up in many ways, however his depression grew more and more apparent, like he had lost someone very dear to him. Finally, unable to take the loss of what was his one true love, Atreides slit his wrists in a tub and bled to death with his pimp cane still nearby. Later, it was found that he was under the influence of Love Potion #9...

The next morning everyone gathered in the dining hall and Natalia came downstairs drunk once again....

Xiax - Protected during the night

Atreides - Pimp - Dead

Natalia - Protected from voting

"Xiax was yet again targeted by the wolves, im guessing he is indeed good. in fact, the hacker prolly know he is good and they are going for him. what a stupid secuirity guard!"

*yet again returns to his lair to solve who is evil!*

Doesn't nessarily mean the hacker in a retard, it means the werewolfs are....