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"But I need it when Gary comes back."

*Gary walks in with a British personality*

"Cherrio, tip top.  Fish and chips.  Tea time!"

*Septim has the typical human personality and seeks to destroy anything that defies him, that means Gary. Septim disinigrates Gary's remains.

*two Gary clones come in, one a spaamer and the other a anti-spaamer*

"WHAZZUP, SEPTIM?"

"SEPTIM, MY ARMY OF ANTI-SPAAMERS WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!"

The spaamer is the last gary, until I clone another one.  I'll wait until he dies...

*Hides Demonclone behind the water cooler*

I have gold...

*pays Septim for future clones, which is 1,000,000,000,000,000,001 gold*

*Spud walks into the bar and commits suicide by punching himself in the face, really really hard. His body falls to the ground in a large heap.*

"Nope...it's not..."

"Erm, you mean Gary."

hmmm.... something weird about these posts...

*hits gary with a large hammer, and comments on the emptiness of the tavern, before putting up a 'No persons named Gary can enter' notice*

Zyrike order a Drunk Demise...

*Septim pulls out a form and gives it to Zryike.

____________________________________________________________

Your signature makes you totally responsible for your death if you die by the Drunk's Demise, or any other type of alcohol. When you sign you will get your drink.

x_________________

____________________________________________________________

"i have seen other people drink and they died"

*He signs the form Septim presents him*

"I bet i can take it!"

*Zyrike drinks it and walks away without doing a single spasming thing.*


!retaw ot ti hctisw i .S.P

*Demonsul saw the psycho colors of the drunks demise change to clear before it was drunk, and guessed what happened. But it puzzled him why he still collapsed*

"Wow, I didn't know you could be allergic to water..."

*Septim picks up Zryike's body and throws it out into the alleyway.

"I guess some people have weird allergies..."

*waits for the apparently-still-alive zryike who drank the regular drunks demise to thank him for his necromancy spell*

[so i hope i got this right...both of you died, septim chucked out the one who died of a water allergy and i brought back the one that drank the drunks demise, or have i got it mixed up?]

[all right, then it was the one who is 'still alive' who died of a water allergy and i cast necromancy on...don't argue, for consistency's sake!]

"I don't know why I bother...theres more clones in this world than ever before!"

Talk people talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

*Ye Old Tavern is now dead........*

"I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*reappears with gary with a fake mustace only an idi0t would beleive, and apparently MANY people are beleiving it*

*Gary runs out after steeling all the ale and ripping the 'No Gary's allowed' off*

When I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

 
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuk

[[OOC: I just shot him in the head with a winchester...]]