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*Septim waves his hands and the ball of Firesp@m disappates.

"I am the God of Sp@m, my element can't kill me..."

*Septim's head turns 360 degrees and faces Zyrike02432. Septim then punches him.

[[OOC: I meant 180, I'm playing Morrowind right now, gimme a break...]]

Septim does a wall run and jumps over the two clones, he grabs both of their heads and smashes them into eachother.

*Septim makes a nuke-proof SP@M shield around each clone, when the nuke goes off, nothing gets out and the tavern is left fine.

[[OOC: My powers work fast...]]

(OOC: ill be back on later at 9 EST time)

"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GARY BLOCKED OFF THE ROADS, SO NO CAN LEAVE NOR ENTER THE TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Gary accidently hurts himself*

"Never mind."

One billion Septim clones trample Gary and the roadblock.

":gary already broke his legs before all of that, so the cl;ones were unneccesary...

*gets bored and re-opens tavern, then gets swamped by all the legalities from closing it in the first place*

*inflates Demonsul's flat body and fills up the air filled space with ale*

Zyrike walks in, destroys gary, and takes the name for next time when he restarts

Good, leave!

*tells the public to be nice to might for the weekend just as an experiment*

*gets out test tubes*

Zyrike comes back in and wants a truce with Septim so there clones can play happily ever after...

0.0

*Delran orders a bottle of wine and then takes out a Kent cigarete.*

"Are you going to stop fooling arround? I got bored from watching you."

"I have googols of cloning vats...across the universe..."

*points to Septim's SP@M cannon in its holster*

doubt it, why would mr. generic (see the stickied 'RP stick game' in the hangaround) steal a SP@M cannon and not a decimator then?

err...er...

*asks Septim to demonstrate SP@M cannon in the direction of Zryike*

*Septim fires his SP@M cannon and Zryike disinigrates into dusty SP@M particles.

Zyrike notices as the *beep* cannon bounces off him and notices a Ghost Demonsul thinking he is still alive.









P.S. (i was here like 2 years ago and had some successful threads and the Decimator was in them... so Decimator rocks!)

*Gary comes in with a peace treaty and bottle of everyones favorite drink*

*Plato takes his cider and drinks some*

who are you going to spit at?