Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne

15:08:56 Mar 12th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

21000

muuuuhahahahah this post is the (number) post!

02:59:09 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Plato:

wtheck!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?

aviezgherie itugnsei it hgdn

GARY, STOP RUINING MY POSTS!!!!!!!

16:41:38 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*finally notices he is dead*

"Wow. How did I miss that?"

*Concentrates for a moment and his body reforms in front of him. He steps into it*

"That actually worked! This calls for [[Drunk's Demise]] all round!"

20:06:01 Mar 13th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

*Septim pulls out a stack of forms and gives one and a pen to each person.

"Sign these waivers..."

20:27:35 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Verthias X:

*Signs his, after scribbling out all of the subclauses that he didn't like*

*throws it out of the window*

*takes his Drunk's Demise and has a long, slow sip*

Is it just me, or are the number of posts in the whole Roleplaying forum drying off? And is it a cyclical thing, I wonder, like the changing of the seasons - as we draw closer to the late game, when Armageddon comes, people spend more time commanding their empires and have less and less time to talk, or is it a man-made phenomenum?

*finishes his Drunk's Demise, fortunately survives because he is not a drunk. Phew*

21:38:05 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*immediantly burns his form and asks for a [[bottle of sparkling cider]]*

21:42:08 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Also, people gp to school or work and do things or have lives of their own too! Sadly, I don't :-)

22:08:27 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

I have a life!

*signs, drinks it, and falls on the floor*

22:51:33 Mar 13th 08 - Mr. Gary:

*Gary walks in.

"Who is this Gary?"

00:46:20 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Plato:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01:28:22 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zyrike yells and sits back up! the shock of seeing a real Gary lets him live again!

01:36:40 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Gary:

"I have read back and it seems that you have made too many clones of me!11 I will now slay you!"

*Gary grabs Septim's spam cannon and Zryike's decimator and blows the false Gary away.

02:16:11 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*the true Gary comes out of a corner, with all the thins in I HAT YOU ALL POST!!! that Plato called to attack the false Gary*

02:29:06 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Plato:

PEOPLE, JOIN THE CAUSE AND DESTROY THE FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DESTROY THE FALSE DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03:05:59 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Tikanpde:

...Where is my good friend Septim?

03:14:29 Mar 14th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"Right here..."

[[OOC: IRC chat is http://visual-utopia.com/irc/irc.asp ]]

05:10:09 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Peter Jackson:

plato and gary are the same person...............

06:19:18 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Gary:

FATTY!!!

*Gary kills peter jackson with a poster.

14:52:51 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

Gary keeps killing P.J.! Zyrike grabs his decimator back and gives it to Plato

16:50:05 Mar 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*points out that more than one person has then name Gary, and asks if they can co-exist for at least long enough to drink their [[Drunk's Demises]]*

03:28:47 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*half of a spaam missle hits the room full of drinks and everyone blames it on Barrack Obama*

04:06:51 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

hahahaha Drinks all over....

"good Boys Are Allowed to Drink Beer"

*The Good Boys Lead By Gboypt partied for 500 years drinking about 200,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of Beer,wine,vodka and COKE, and will never stop until all of them are drunk*

15:47:31 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*wonders why no one has posted yet, then remembers that everyone is asleep, like a drunken sailor*

16:25:52 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*fires the cool spaam cannon at the drunk people, whih wakes them up*

"Hey Septim! Make sure these guys don't have a bar fight."

16:43:43 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T DIE, TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16:49:04 Mar 15th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"PLATO!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!"

16:52:38 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Erm, spaaming, being a know-it-all, healing, roleplaying, and of course, even more spaaming.

16:52:48 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

Zyrike blows up the tavern with his Decimator and then rebuilds it with state of the ark defenses and such.

16:54:30 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Erm, wtheck!?!?!

16:54:51 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

no one can do anything to it now!

16:59:01 Mar 15th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

The taverns previous state-of-the-art defenses kills Zryike.

16:59:49 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Anyway, Septim, why did you want to know my professions?

17:17:08 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Prince Calus Septim V

Report

3/15/2008 9:49:04 AM "PLATO!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!"

Mr. Plato

3/15/2008 9:52:38 AM Erm, spaaming, being a know-it-all, healing, roleplaying, and of course, even more spaaming.

Mr. Plato

3/15/2008 9:59:49 AM

Anyway, Septim, why did you want to know my professions?

well?

17:21:44 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Hanky Gonna Spanky II
owned by Mr. Hanky Panky

lol

17:30:48 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

"lol" says the drunk gboypt

17:42:03 Mar 15th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Hey, good boys aren't allowed to get drunk :-O

01:16:42 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

Good Boys Can Drink Coke...

01:17:54 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Yes, but it will rot your teeth.

01:56:46 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

Good boys Know How to Use Lesterine ....

02:41:06 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*waits for anyone to post, in any forum*

11:18:32 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*posts*

14:41:18 Mar 16th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment:

*Steps in through the door as he has so many times before, notices the place still has the same smell of insides and farts not to mention old beer smell. Once inside the door closes, the bar is the goal and a beer in the throat, once there, the order goes fast.*

- One beer, I'm thirsty.... Better make it three and a sandwich, had to go a long way, I missed the bus.

*Gets the order.*

- Thank you, cheers.

*Looks around and talks to himself.*

- Damn, this place has changed alot the passed year. I just went for a pizza.

14:46:22 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

THERE ARE ONLY DRINKS SERVED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14:53:45 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

"hahahaha" says the Drunk GOD

"what about the fart, the fart can be served" says again by the Drunk God that is unconscious of what he is doing...

*the Drunk God Gets a Plate And Farts in it*

"Anyone wants to buy my fart!?"

14:56:15 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Dude, good boys don't fart.

FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18:26:27 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

SOMEONE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In any forum, even bnring back a dead one...

20:04:01 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Zyrike:

lol *post*

20:05:43 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20:44:36 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Durza The Wolfbrother:

* Durza walks in*

"Bogroll"

*Then walks back out

20:47:43 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Huh...

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