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| 22:37:06 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato: *gets everyone their favorite drink on me* | ||||
| 22:40:23 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Durza The Wolfbrother:
" Favourite drink you say?" *Thinking* "Right then ill have... Pint of lager, pint of beer, some magners cider, and you mayaswell stretch for a packet of crisps?" *Waits anticipatingly* | ||||
| 22:43:51 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Plato: *waits for Septim to get the order* | ||||
| 06:26:29 Mar 17th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: "Remember the brackets..." [[]] *Septim gives Durza his drink, with a bit of cow urine in it for not using brackets. | ||||
| 11:39:50 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: hahahaha lol even Gods Like us Fart.... | ||||
| 17:55:01 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Plato: BUMP | ||||
| 18:06:19 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *promptly decapitates Gboypt for being persistently annoying with the whole god of good boys thing* | ||||
| 19:38:45 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Plato: *Gary pulls out a UZI* "This'll happen..." *shoots a bar stool and turns it to scraps* | ||||
| 21:38:47 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Durza The Wolfbrother: "I hope ur paying for that...?" | ||||
| 23:29:09 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Plato: *stabs Durza through the heart, so he really dies instead of becoming stronger* | ||||
| 14:54:11 Mar 19th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: "how unprofessional Plato, you must learn the ways of actually fighting instead of taking the wimpy way and killing your opponent. Now sit and meditate with me on this matter." | ||||
| 15:00:32 Mar 19th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: A whisper runs through the tavern that seems to come from all directions. "Master the art of the kill" *Septim sneaks up behind Plato and stabs him three times in the kidney, as Gary attempts to approach and stop him Septim slashes his throat open, spilling crimson blood upon the unmopped floor. Septim stabs Plato again, this time in the liver, then he stabs him in the stomach, every stab making a small noise, unhearable to all but the one driving the blade into the victim. After all this he finally gives Plato the mercy of death by stabbing the blade into his heart. He drags Plato and Gary outside and puts them in a very small trash can together naked before walking back in. "They'll be back in about five minutes anyways..." *Septim borrows Seloc's Phoenix Down and gives it to Durza. | ||||
| 15:15:31 Mar 19th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: *Salaracen breaks out of his Meditation and stands up* | ||||
| 15:51:46 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: *Might blows some bubbles.* | ||||
| 18:13:05 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Plato: *a huge blue orb (me, my stick form is blue) comes out of the trash can and takes over that Septim clone* "Hmm, not exacty the form I wished to control, but it will do for now." | ||||
| 19:43:49 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Durza The Wolfbrother: * Durza gets up, goes to a stool and asks for a drink* " You can't kill me plato, im the closest thing to invincible since the great invention of the SCOTCH PIE!! "
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| 01:05:44 Mar 20th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Plato, like all others that have tried to take a Septim clone, is driven away in disgust. "Years of alcohol and SP@M related drugs have totally destroyed my insides..." *Septim walks over to the bar and grabs Durza a drink. | ||||
| 13:35:55 Mar 20th 08 - Mr. Zyrike: "waiter! waiter! i want a drink!" | ||||
| 22:41:04 Mar 20th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim sits reading a magazine. "Say your drink, in brackets please..." [[Brackets!]] | ||||
| 00:07:27 Mar 21st 08 - Mr. Zyrike: [[ "i want some lemonade"]] | ||||
| 09:51:02 Mar 21st 08 - Mr. Peter Jackson: *jackson walks in hmm i never knew this place existed, yet its so large barmaid can i please have one of your finest brews and a hit of opium? | ||||
| 20:04:11 Mar 21st 08 - Mr. Plato: FREE DRINKS FOR THE END OF ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| 04:50:32 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Peter Jackson: ah no thanks i would rather pay | ||||
| 09:34:20 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *stabs Plato repeatedly with blue blade...the blade's strange effects trap his soul in an alternate reality* | ||||
| 09:43:53 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Peter Jackson: =D thank you demonsul | ||||
| 09:48:46 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *leaves tavern, and comes back with a badge bearing the AntiPlato emblem* | ||||
| 17:10:25 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Plato: *the blue blade's power is destroyed and Plato sends the badges to a planet on the other side of the universe* | ||||
| 17:26:57 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: lol, do i need to repeat this? the Blue Blade is unbreakable! souls! read the other thread, dammit! | ||||
| 22:56:34 Mar 22nd 08 - Mr. Peter Jackson: * Peter Jackson breaks hes bottle of rum on the bar and embeds it into plato's heart then pulls it out and continuosly stabs him* | ||||
| 01:47:29 Mar 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato: *watches PJ killing a hobo magically disguised as me* | ||||
| 09:12:34 Mar 23rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul: *notices Plato laughing his head off in the corner dressed in clothes he swapped with the hobo PJ killed. Checks if it is actually Plato this time (which it is) and kicks him out of the tavern* | ||||
| 03:54:55 Mar 25th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul: after the defeat of the Evil Known as Plato, there is much celebrating | ||||
| 17:28:48 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Verthias XI: *Floats into the bar on a hoverplatform, launches a furious telekinetic assault on Plato that rips him and the area around him for four meters to shreds* There is only one true Yuri! *floats out again* | ||||
| 01:25:43 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Plato: what the heck!?!?! | ||||
| 10:12:15 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Durza The Wolfbrother: "Well now, looks at the mess you've left, Bloody hooligans these days" *Stalks of to the bar, shaking his head* | ||||
| 11:44:04 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Blortad The Mighty: Greetings, I am sir blortad!!!!! | ||||
| 02:25:06 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Plato: BUMP | ||||
| 08:37:48 Mar 28th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul: "hey Blortad" | ||||
| 09:18:24 Mar 28th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: *Septim pours Blortad a glass full of tightly compacted scotch tape. | ||||
| 21:47:15 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Plato: Erm, Gorris. Never heard that one before. Still, 1 bpttle of [[sparkling apple cider]] please. | ||||
| 21:50:45 Mar 28th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: *Septim pours Plato one bpttle of sparkling apple cider. A bpttle is a type of bowl made from nazgul foreskin used by the Nirvanan tribes. | ||||
| 21:52:38 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Plato: Erm, [[bottlre]] | ||||
| 22:08:44 Mar 28th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: *Septim gives Plato an empty bottlre, which is a type of long narrow tube used to store urine by the Fantasian tribes. | ||||
| 22:09:18 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Charley II: Greetings! May your life be long upon the land, I am called Mr. Charley....This would be the first time I have entered this very fine dwelling for a drink....If ya dont mind I would greatly desire a glass of [[scotch]] | ||||
| 22:11:22 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Plato: [[BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] | ||||
| 22:12:34 Mar 28th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: *Septim pours Charley a glass full of compressed scotch tape, but is clubbed over the head by another Septim clone. "Sorry guys, this one wasn't given correction abilities or very good interpretation skills..." A team of clones recover the body and another Septim clone stays behind. The new clone pours Charley his glass of scotch and Plato his bottle of sparkling cider. | ||||
| 22:15:14 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Plato: Hmm... wAIT&nb*beep*INUTE!?!?! tHIS IS THE WRONG CLONE, gAIUS sEPTIM, NOT gORRIS sEPTIM!!!!!!!! | ||||
| 22:15:40 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Plato: what in the world, all I said was wait and a and minute | ||||
| 22:21:22 Mar 28th 08 - Mr. Charley II: I have to say this scotch is exquisite....compliments to...err...one of the barkeeps... | ||||
| 22:25:58 Mar 28th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: "I am Gorris Septim, son of Calus Septim V...or more like clone of the son of Calus Septim V..." | ||||
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