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*steals Might's bubble mixture and throws it down the well*

*after some thought, throws Plato after it*

*the bubble turns out to be made of magicaly liquid plastic, which bounces Plato back up the well*

*he then puts Demonsul in a suit covered in pointy stuff and throws him down the well*

Ye say ye havnt heard a soul tell ye the word exquisite? I say you are missing out laddy.........i could always say its top notch or somethin....

"A round a drinks on me?  Where is everyone?  Why is only Demonsul and Septim here?  And Charley II?"

Hey.... I just realized.... do people live in the Tav?

"There are bedrooms upstairs...half of them have never been used..."

I may need quarters for the night.....seeing as how my home is about to get ransacked by those short, furry toed, little wrenches....

"Hmm, I need a room, I live in a void of light and good, so that doesn't count.  How much for a room?"

...

Can there be some event here?  Maybe like movie night?

REFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Septim suddenly wakes up.

"Mov-ees?? THIS IS A TAVERN!!!"

*Septim kicks the projector out a window.

"Pfft, this place is going to the dogs, why do you not drink, y'all are to busy showing of your pretty little gadgets"

*Septim runs and jumps behind the counter and kicks Demonsul out from behind it. Septim then pours Charley an...uncold ale and gives it to him.

"Don't know why you want it...'uncold'..."

"Holy cows!  Septim, why didn't you kick me?  Also, [[1 bottle of sweetened liquid sp@m]]"

Ey! Have some courtesy lad....some of us are trying to sleep.....its 12am in the bloody mornin` here.....and you are poppin up vids that dont even function

*Septim draws little faces on Demonsul with a sharpie.

SPRING BREAK!!!!!

(for those with jobs, I can't help but say HA!)

Ummm I dont know what is eatin you but my spring break was LAST week........crazy foreiners and their time differences......I say...where the devil are you from anyways you nut job?

Oi! No wonder we seem to get along so well laddy.....all these crazy Brits and Frenchies on at odd hours of the night.....bah I had some of them go to bed at 7pm ET!.....no wonder meh cities are all gone when I wake up in the mornin.....oh btw im from the USA also.....is it obvious?

Tis not a smart move to overkill on the language there >_> and dont hate meh b/c I am English and Irish =p  You should hear me talk in RL b/c I can get the accent down perfectly

Same here.....ive got a lot of work to do tomorrow........well.....ill be speakin wit ya later dear fellow.......and someone tell those bloody kids to stop makin so much noise!

*Pulls Plato over to the bar*  Well(hic) hello der! I see you are still here after saying you were leavin(hic)......10 hours ago?....g-good(hic) t-t-t-thing I have a room upstairs(hic) so I d-dont h-h(hic)-h-h-ave to l-l-leave.  I am now going(hic) to rrrrrramble on abooooouuuut made up stories aaaand m-m-m-my lllllife......(hic) *tips over on stool and lands on head*

*cliimbs out of the dumpster and then proceeds to tell a random war story that never happened and then passes out and starts snoring*

*climbs out once again and goes up to his room and passes out*