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*waits for Septim*

Finally...

*Plato still has a bullet proof cup on*

*has recovered fully from his fall*

*goes over to Plato*

"You know, this brings back good memories..."

*dices Plato into small segments, which he pours his ale all over, before throwing a lit match onto the pile*

"You know, nobody appreciates a good kill anymore. Everyone's lost their style..."

*finally gets round to drinking his Drunk's Demise, then falls unconscious on the floor*

*reforms*

"Sloppy work, Plato...I used to know a guy, Arvious I think, who took pride in his murders..."

"He died ages ago...another [[Drunks Demise]], if you would be so good, Septim..."

*perma-kills all the Arvious(s) before they cause any more trouble*

"SUGGEST SOMETHING TO THE STICK FIGURE IN RP STICK GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Plato.

*arviou*beep*s Plato in the head, knocking him out*

*Walks into the tavern* Hey! I got to go to the hospital yesterday!!! I got to ride in an ambulance, sit in the Emergency Room, and then got to spend the night there....IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! (I hated it but the nurses were pretty good) =P I had so many needles in my arms I could have been a pin cushion....  *then proceeds to kick Plato in the balls* HEY BUDDY!

*walks in and bought an ale*

"can i buy 2 asgarnian ales please"


*drinks the ales then went to sleep*

Runescape!

Runescape?

THIS IS VU!!!!!

*kicks Goodboy into huge round trash can installed in the floor*

*Septim grabs Goodboys before he can fall in and lifts him up.

"This is MY JIG!!!"

*Septim turns to Goodboys.

"THIS IS VU!!!"

*Septim uses his ultra powerful right leg to kick Goodboys into the trash can.

*chops up Plato's vocal chords, then remembers the armastus and fixes them*

Crash?

*sudenly, Crash Badicoot comes in and starts to eat mangos*

*moans*

"hey wait... i just want to drink that bear...*

[hehehe i stopped playing runescape cous, its boring to have a strong char but you cant afford to be a member... its so limited if you're not a member]


"I know this VU, thats why i bought it here because anything is available in this tavern in VU"

"THIS IS VU!!!"

*Septim kicks Goodboys into the trash can.

*pLATO STARTS TO RAP*

Mmmmm.

Let me talk to

let m,e talk to

let it rain

Aaaaah.

Let me talk to comeone

Shawty had them applebottom jeans boots with the fur, wit the fur, the whole club was looking at her she hit the flo she hit the flo last thing you know shawty go low low low low low low low low

WTF....


runescapestrategies.com


i found this add just today above the copyright...

omg

Runescape stuff *goes to the bar and orders an [ale] and then pulls out a sleeping bag and waits for Septim to get around to fixing it up*

[[Its ok....sobering up makes getting drunk even more fun]]

"Septim, one [[glass of grape wine]], please.  And if you don't get us our damn drinks, I'm gonna start burning the tavern plank from plank!!!!!!!"

...

You know you were already in there, right?  And it's a long way down there, you know!  I bet if I shot a bullet down there, it would be slower.

*shoots Charley in trash can*

*empties the bag, and it all fits into a Wal mart bag, and sends it to Nirvana for some reason unknown*

*Septim fills in everybody's orders and sets up the beer pool.