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*crawl back in*

my God

i really need a drink now

*Charley sues the company that made his dagger and then helps Plato keep Antman out because he decided to use violence in a "No Violence Zone"*

*walks in, looks around*  "Nice to see my Taverne still in business, but now to find who's been running it in my absence. I have not seen one GP of profit from this establishment in over a year"  *walks behind bar and starts looking through the accounting books*

Septim is barkeep, and the barrle refill themselves magically, don't they?

*picks Antman up and puts him next to the window in the Violence Zone, and kicks Antman out the the tavern, after cutting his head off with a dagger*

"I know a repairing spell.  Why do you think everything here looks so brand new?"

*repairs the window*

.....*Is saddened that Drakos has to come back when Plato is being a complete and total....retard.....then throws Plato out the window until he can learn to behave around guests*

*Charley grabs his trayful of orders that have been backing up for days and takes them to his table where he drinks them one by one*

*Charley picks up Antman's unconscious body....and tosses it out the window for littering the floor*

*Charley buys everyone their favorite drink since he feels in a cheerful mood*

death tis a sad thing

but not if you are alive

[[OOC: I'm sorry you had to see something like that Charley...if you meet the son, give him my best...]]

Well....im a free agent on the kd market....Zeon disbanded for a few eras so...anyone want meh =p  (and I would like a [[beer]])

ok

i am sorry i my coment hurt offened you in anyway.

but i only said it in the context of VU that was all i ment

So Sorry

On what subject are you guys talking now, or is this just regular sp@m?

Mr. Slave Report 5/3/2008 6:44:29 PM

On what subject are you guys talking now, or is this just regular sp@m?

We were actually talking about an accident in RL that left a lady dead and her son in the hospital you heartless son of a *****

thats it me and you

BAR FIGHT!!!

*Plato walks around, old age was apparent on his body, and the way he talks and walks*

"Ah, perhaps a [[vodka and a beer]] will help.  Or just bring back old memories..."

"thanks Septim"  *puts chest in magic bag of holding*   "it has been awhile, I miss the PHI Kd banner"   *looks up at all the banners hung around the taverne, raises glass in a toast*  "to old times, old Kd's and old friends"

Duke Drakos Report 5/8/2008 2:39:50 PM

"thanks Septim"  *puts chest in magic bag of holding*   "it has been awhile, I miss the PHI Kd banner"   *looks up at all the banners hung around the taverne, raises glass in a toast*  "to old times, old Kd's and old friends"

*Raises glass also*  "To times when people werent ghey and were sane"

Then you haven't exactly played long, have ya?  I remember when I first started... things were VERY sane here... and no Slave or PJ.

somewhere full of sane people NEVER

that would be a sad place

well surely that depends on your opinion of funny and sane.

But i get your point

Also how many people in the world do you think are sane ( i am not SANE by the way )

"Everybody is insane in different ways...just depends how high you are on the insanity meter! If you get high enough you're locked up, if you're low enough people classify you as boring and you are alone for the rest of your life..."

well you could classify insane as being not normal.

and normal is simpily the majority.

"Everybody is insane in different ways" (if this is true-i think most people are insane, in someway.)

Then most people, INSANE, are the majority and therefore Normal. Which is the oppersite of INSANE.

so to conclued being INSANE makes you SANE.     YAY

yeah but i like to be complicated