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Apparently our first leader NAPed like every kd on Zeta without telling the vices about them....so every war we have tried to start lately have ended up with us being the bad guys for attempting to break the NAPs that we never knew about.....

"SHADE!!!"

*Septim stabs Durza in the heart with his longsword.

"Sorry, reflex, here's some whiskey."

*orders a [[beer]]*

"Well, who exactly was the leader that jacked you all?"

*Durza after a quick trip Ye old Hospital, where he was given a heart transplant, plonks himself at the bar*

"Septim you pleb, did i really look like a shade, and im taking that whisky on you"

*Ernie walks in and sits down at a booth*

*Septim had put Arvious's hand in warm water when he slept...so Arvious's pants were damp when he woke up.

*Takes a beer bottle, sticks a rag in the top, lights it, and throws it at a random table*

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........im on fire!!!! I KNOW!, ill jump into that vat over there!!!, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BAD IDEA!"

=D

Arvious didnt get it.....Septim better.....

hah...Septim got it =p Bring back memories doesnt it?

Hey welcome to the tavern!  Get a drink....

You shouldnt have that much to drink at once....you should drink MORE

"I don't think there ever has been, there have been females in here before...only one I've seen is Erica..."

*Suddenly, the door bursts open, Grubby Grubbs walks in. His five o'clock shadow, overshot jaw, and heavy accent apparant.

"I'm Grubbs, I've come to renovate...", says Grubbs, he walks around, suddenly a crew of men rush in, two seconds later the bar sports new floorboards, the alcohol isn't dusty, the beer pool is clean, and everything is new.

"Goobye'", says Grubbs in his accent before walking off.

*A very pretty young lady walks in and sits at the counter.

Septim then turns to the bar and finds the bottle of Drunk's Demise gone, he walks outside, snipes Grubbs, approaches his mark, grabs the bottle, and walks back, he puts it in the box and locks it again.

*Septim pulls out a needle, pops the girl, and sees her fly around the tavern.

"Wow...good call Opportunity, I thought I was kidnapping some chick off the streets to come here..."

*Ernie sits at the bar and wonders*  "Why am I here again???"

*Ernie leaves*

"Hey I heard that Bertilius Septim sleeps in Pokemon pajamas!" *Points at Septim* And he calls his pet dog Pikachu!

*Luckily Ernie had made a secret hole in the ground to escape before being crushed and then pops back up at his usual barstool...he then buys a bottle of beer and smashes it on Septim's head*

"Haha! Funny! Barfight!"

*Ernie pulls out a sword and cuts the lightsaber in half*  I would like an [[ALE]] plz

*Opportunity pops in after writing some of his research paper.

"WTF? Barfight? who forgot to call me?"

*runs around headbutting opponents into the wall

"He's a liar, he did it!", says Septim as he continues shooting Ernie with his nerf gun.

i just realized that i sleep to much to talk to you folks in the Taverne...

*sighs*

*Downs a shot*

well... ive got to go achieve world domination.

*Walks out door*

*Opportunity, just to make sure Ernie is not awake, pours some alcohol on his shirt and lights it on fire.

*Ernie wakes up...good thing he is wearing a fire retardant suit which protects him completely.....he then takes off the suit*

"Hey!" *Motions to the large rock troll bouncer*  "This  guy says he loves pokemon and sleeps with pokemon bedding"

*Troll roars and smashes Opportunity*