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The dwarves see the bar and all sit down to have a pint...or 5....and all get completely wasted and start fighting each other.  The rock troll bouncer walks over and throws them all out.

(Everyone knows Dwarves love getting wasted)

*Ernie is likewise pissed*

*Opportunity also forgets that in Lord Of The Rings, the dwarves got totally pwned by goblins and cave trolls*

*They were slaughtered like pigs in the mines of Moria*

The dwarves in LOTR were probably stronger than they are given credit for in VU >_> and they got pwned =p  and anyways....your dwarves got completely wasted and thrown out =p

Arvious wakes up after a nap to notice a barfight going on.

"You start a barfight without me?  This I won't have..."

*Arvious pulls out his trusty cutlass, 2 shotguns, a UZI, and a couple of frag grenades, and throw the grenades at Ernie, shoots Opportunity in the head, smashes some bottles, pays Septim for the bottles, and goes back to sleep*

*wakes up as grenades explode between Ernie and himself*

"Wow, did someone cast a immoblize spell or what?  Septim, can I have your [[best brandy]]?"

*Opportunity wonders why they ar putting [[  ]] around all alchohols

Wha?

Well....we had to keep this alive somehow.....and i wasnt on that far back =(  im just a new RPing prodigee

"Ernie, are you just trying to say that u sp@m alot?"

I would but i'm already pushing it by coming back here every tick. its 1:07 am and i still have to write like 3 essays by tomorrow lol

last day of school tomorrow, so i'm scrambling to finish

i think i win with 2.5

*Opportuntity glares at Arvious

"Now that was just mean..."

*Septim decides that the tavern needs more action, so he hires five sumo wrestlers, seven professional UFC fighters, a kitten, and two Ewoks to duke it out in a newly installed Fighter's Circle!

"Now up! Sumo wrestler versus Ewok!"

Does the Ewok get to summon mass hordes of its teddy bear friends?  And will they be teleported to a battle arena?

The Ewok walks into the circle, and the sumo wrestler does the same. The wrestler attempts to flatten the Ewok, but the Ewok rolls out of the way and readies his mini-spear, he stabs the sumo through the chest, but the fat absorbs the spear. The Ewok pulls out a thermal detonator and tosses it at the fat sumo wrestler, the fat absorbs the detonator, and it explodes, killing the sumo.

"THE EWOK WINS!!!"

The Ewok runs into the back room.

"Next match...a kitten versus an Ewok!"

...

AHAHA! I won again....gimme monies

"You didn't put any money down, you just said who you wanted to win..."

I bet Arvious(my slave) that Predator wins....if he loses then Arvious is sold into more slavery

*Septim clubs Arvious and brings Ernie back from the dead with a Phoenix Down. Septim then begins the battle.

The Predator walks in, and he draws his combistick, the alien runs forward and the Predator puts his combistick foreward in a blocking position, he throws the alien overhead, draws his smart disc, and throws it at the alien, the alien dodges and runs at the Predator to be stabbed through with the combistick, the blood rushes down and burns away the predator's armor. The Predator takes off his armor and pulls out his combistick, the alien then shoves it's tail through the predator's midsection, the predator wristblades the alien in the neck, but the alien's inner-mouth goes into the predator's neck, the predator opens up it's wrist computer and types into it, suddenly, a countdown begins and the predator begins laughing, the entire tavern explodes, then reconstructs exactly the way it was before, minus the alien and predator.

"Ernie, don't you know that in EVERY predator movie, the predator always dies before the end...I will collect my winnings now...as the predator DID die first..."

*Septim takes Arvious, puts him in a cage, and sells him to Jabba the Hutt for money. Septim then turns to everybody.

"Alright, now, a UFC fighter versus a kitten!"

"The Predator never survived in Predator 1 or 2 either..."

I watched Alien and Aliens...never saw the third or forth one.