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*kills Jabba the Hutt with a chain, has a duel with a bounty hunter, kills a couple hundred guards, and eventually takes a skiff to the tavern, where heteleports Ernie to a cell, where later Arvious comes and cuts off Ernie's hand, and kicks him into a hole, and eventually heads back to the tavern*

"Hey, Septim, give me a [[Septim Shot.]]"

*wonders how Ernie got out of his cell and went insane in that short amount of time*

You get godmodded by Arvious.....but order a drink....make sure you order like this----->Septim I would like an [[Ale]] please and for you to kill Arvious

*Septim stabs Arvious with the knife of godmodderbane and throws him into a dumpster outside.

*Opportunity pops out of a corner, shoots Arvious in the face and ducks back into his secret hiding place that nobody shall ever find

*Ernie notices that it wasnt water but....urine....eww*

*Septim pulls out a small whistle and whistles into it, suddenly, thirty Septim clones enter and renovates the tavern, within two minutes, the tavern is as good as new. The beer pool is refilled, the DDR machine is fixed, and best of all, the beer pool is refilled.

"WOOT!"

*Septim strips down and jumps in the beer pool naked.

*after cleaning himself again, he grabs Opportunity and shoves his head in the beer pool, and pushes him into the pool when Oppotunity stops moving*

*Opportunity's plan to escape Arvious's grip worked. He was not unconscious but acted like it. Through the beer pool he could see clearly see Septim.

"I thought it was warm in here, but i guess not Septim..."

"Dam Arvious faced me right at him while dumping me in..."

*Opportunity cringes at the memories.

"Wow i guess that scared everyone out of here:

"Hmm... good entrance. Welcome back!"

*is glad he blindfolded himself before he sat back down into his seat*

*Opportunity is wearing X-ray goggles, therefore he only sees the bones (yes only REAL bones.

Ernie was about to greet the new person but then saw he was killed by the infamous "Broken Stool of Death" and went back to his drink.

"thank god!"

*Opportunity takes off his X-ray goggles only to realize that septim's clothes are clear.

*Opportunity replaces his goggles

*Mr. Speed chuckles after reading some of these threads and mutters:

"These guys have no life!"*

*Spud then walks over to the bar stool and sits next to the dead Spodie, looks at him, then orders a whiskey for both dead Spodie and himself.*

"Wow...my fist kind of hurts after punc..."

*Before Spud could finish his sentance Spud punched the sitting Spud in the back of the head and killed him instantly, thus, taking his drink and seat next to "dead spodie".

[[OOC: If your wondering...Spud is an Illusionist....the only way to die for my illusion is a blunt thud into the back of the head....]]

Mr. Speed

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6/26/2008 5:52:21 AM

*Mr. Speed chuckles after reading some of these threads and mutters:

"We have no life!"*

*Ernie notices a woman walked into the tavern for the first time in ages*

"Hell i think the world is ending now....."

*Takes a drink while wondering if Septim will clean up the body next to Spud*

*Septim-2353 drops from a tree branch and slits Arilyonis's throat, he rips out the skull and walks back to the burnt down tavern, he snaps his fingers and the tavern rebuilds itself. He walks in, sets the skull on the shelf, and begins serving drinks.

*Ernie is still at the bar with his drink*

"Did something happen Septim?  Or are you going to dissapear again like you have the last two days?"

"Oh you mean that room with.....like 5 people in it?  I preferred that other chat room over there"  *has the letters MSN on the door*  "Because people are actually using it lately....but im going in now"  *Walks to the room*

a spodie look alike walks into the bar and sees a dead look alike on the floor impaled by a broken stool.  "there u r dummy"  he then laughs like a retarded square and sits next to spud and swiggs down the drink ordered in one drink... ok maybe 2 it was quite strong

" PUT ME OUT YOU ID*OT!"

*Spud trys pouring a glass of water on his hand from the bar using his face but when the liquid splashes onto his hands they just ignite even greater. The liquid was flamable, imagine that, in a bar...*

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" (And some more screams of pain)