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 "Sure give me a couple of thos whiffee's, as long as there's no waivers" *looks at Kalkan* "Well if you can't die than I can't die, sorry about the face though, but you should have heard yourself, you were begginning to sound like Voldemort or something."

*takes out pipe* "I will always be loyal to the green, but some tobacco in the meantime might go better with the whifee I'm waiting on, load me up some cherry."

 *loads some in his pipe* "Goes nice with the resin on the rest of the pipe, in my opinion, a pipe is no good till' you've built up some resin." *leans back and blows a few smoke rings*

*Septim pours Charley an ale...

*Septim pours Onex another whifee.

*blows out a arrow* hahahaha. I love making thinks with smoke
true with resin. but this thing has ash around it so its at its best flavor. hey, may I have a white russian over here? I dont drink and smoke at the same time. I do one at a time just makes it easier. *puffs another image,this time a creature*

[[OOC: Kalkan, seriously, I'm not even READING your posts anymore...either post with somewhat decent English or stop posting...it takes far too much effort for me to understand what you type...]]

*Septim punches Kalkan in the face for speaking gibberish and begins polishing a glass.

so. I'm a corpse. what i suppose to do. fix my vocal cords and what not. I don't care. *blows up another arrow* lol smoke battles are fun. They are only bad because it gets everywhere. 

"Well you two have been sittin in here puffin away and scaring everyone else away.  Im allergic to smoke..."

*takes out smokeless bong* "I'm prepared for every situation, but I suppose it is time for a break..." *puts bong back*

"Actually, I think Kalkan has been scaring away customers with his funny accent..."

lol. well sorry ill try finding some skin and vocal cords from the body shop way in the troll cities, and true your right no illegal weed but i dont want you to see images like [trolls and orcs] and start killing people because you *think* you saw these things.

Charley walks into the tavern

"Septim! An ale if you would be so kind! We need to get back to having drinks in here and not turn this into the smoking section of the land."

"Ehh? So you are an older guy huh? Yeah life will get hectic in a few days....when I start going for a high level of education.  I wish to be an apothacary"

*Sips on a drink that isnt there because Septim hasnt given a drink yet*

"indeed, this place is getting a bit hazy. And I believe I put my pipe away I while ago." *puts Kalkan's pipe back in its pouch* "Septim! Give me something I won't remember drinking." xD

*Septim pours Onex a Septim Shot.

"That is just the feeling of the alcohol eating through the lining of your stomach....or..it could be gas."

"Seeing how there are usually 2-3 people in here lately....no wonder....everyone else ran off elsewhere."

"Sure no problem.  I am just sittin' here, and enjoying my ale.  Septim won't be back until Sunday, soooo..."

*Jumps over the bar and grabs an Effie's Delight.  Then jumps back over the bar and gives the drink to Peace.*

"There you go.  Never had that before so I might as well give that to you."

"cheers, so how ya been??"

*waves to septim*

*runs outside to the sound of a sqwak, returning from out side where the rain is heavy and the wind is cold and brutal, peace carries a small baybe parrot*

"hey look what iv found"

*after a moment the bird takes of flying up to the sholder of charley, after hovering for a moment the parrot lands grasfully on charleys sholder*

*peace looks astonished at the unfolding events*

"hey charley you want the parrot?"

*wakes up* what the heck happened?! I don't even remember....hey! wheres my pipe?.......Never mind. I'll comeback tomorrow. *gets his pipe back from Onex and goes out of the Tavern for another days sacking*

"Udead squirrels and parrots never get along, so I don't need it." *grabs parrot and puts it behind counter in one of septims cages* " But I'm sure septim could use it."

* after work peace returns to the tavern, with blistering winds and a tempreture that of the artic, he just about manages to land margo and put her in a dry corner of the yard surrounding the tavern. peace walks into the taven driping wet cold and tierd he slumps into a seat next to charley*

" sup man, its freezing out there"!

*peace grabs a pint of the tavens ale and begins to drink*

"iv never known it to be soo bad, first its cold then it rains and then just to add to it the heavens open forcing a deluage of water to smash into the ground, ill be back in one sec im gunna move margo so she is under some more cover".

*peace runs out side and approches margo, he sees her with her stood side on into the wind using her wing to protect her self from the harsh winds and freezing rain*

"comon margo move to the over side out of the rain and wind you will be warmer there"

*pece moves margo to the other side he then reaches into his bages on the side, pulling out what appers to be a small human sized blanket peace flings ot open to revail a blanket big enouth to cover margo from head to tail.

returning to the tavern peace hops over the bar and grabs an ale for all*

"drink up lads and ladies"!

A lady walks into the bar and asks the waiter for a Double Entendre..

So he gives it to her..