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Knocks out Septim with a mighty blow to the head with a massive frying pan. (Smiles) My way of returning a greeting.

*Samual drinks his wisky while this is hapening*

*Samual finishes it and orders a beer*

Staggers up dizzy eyed takes a swig of the beer and says 'Cheers' before slapping Septim again and collapsing.

"Bad idea..." muttered Septim as he handed Charley a waiver, then handed the form to Arvious to sign as a witness, and after that he double checked...

"Ready?"

Septim poured something worse than a Drunk's Demise and a thousand Septim Shots put together...a glass of milk...

"Well, I have animal crackers from my days as an exotic eats salesman, but not the type you're used to..."

"..."

*Septim pours Sloop a chocolate milk after having him sign a waiver.

"And I only have animal crackers!!!"

"Zebra flesh!" says Septim with a smile.

"Sure! I always enjoyed the exotic eats food.  Now I just need more milk."

[[Order: Milk and crackers]]

Charley looked at the zebra crackers with some hesitation.
"Wait a minute...just how old are these crackers?"

(Thoughtfully) Show me what you got.

"Give him a break Samual.  The man sleeps too you know?"

*Arvious walks out of the room SLEEPING and goes back to slapping Charley with a pogo stick.

"Septim, I'll have the finest drink you possibly have..."

[[Order:  Heaven in a glass. :-P]]

"...Charley, what the mother f-"

*Arvious is cut off by having the pogo stick stuck inside of him.

"Yaufg moetgeher fulikcin blitech!"

*Arvious pulls the stick out of him.

*Upon hearing the word "cribage", Septim makes up a note.

I am leaving from now until Sunday, see you then...Charley can be my replacement as usual...

"NOOOOOO!!!!, first charley and now you. This is a discrase"

*Samual sulks on his bar stool and orders the best you have*

"CHARLEY!!!!, why arnt u ever here when u r needed"

*Samual gets off his chair and slams crypians head against the bar*

*Serves the drinks and proceeds to slap Cyprian.*

"Stop yelling your actions and fight like men."

*Slaps Cyprian and Samual with a random homeless man who is was in the corner.*

"I don't stop the fun fights.  I only told Cyprian to stop shouting his actions.  Then I hit you both because it was funny." ^_^

*Hands Samual a bottle of vodka*

"Enjoy"

*Hits Samual over the head with a frying pan*

"That is for sp@mming my RP thread! No one does that and gets away with it!"

*Gives Samual his drink*

*Charley ducks the shield and draws his sword, Purilas, and slashes at Samual's throat.*

"No one sp@ms my RPs! I will have your head for this!"

*Throws a bottle of Vodka at Samual's head.*

[[OOC: You cannot hit someone without giving them a chance to dodge.  No godmodding.]]

Charley sat down on his stood and sighed.

"You killed it Samual...this fight ended horribly..."

*Arvious jumps in and does triple backflip into the bar, accidently landing on a random patron, and steps back up.

"One bottle of rum."

[[Order: Rum.]]

*Thanks charley for a waste of time*

*Then Orders a Vodka with Ice Cream* =P

Gimme something to eat.