Lewatha VS Might

Lewatha VS Might
18:48:33 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: The final battle shall take place here, a meadow, surrounded by cows, we shall have our final battle! A battle of gods, fighting for the rulership over the race of cows. I, Lewatha, hereby declare this war as opened. On the sides of this meadow, you can find many seats, which you can use to sit and watch this battle of the gods. These seats are ofcourse protected by multiple spells, placed by both Lewatha and Might. To secure the safety of the viewers of this spectacular battle. You can find cookies and hotdog stands on the right edge of the arena! condom distributors are spread amongst the seats. May the fight , begin!
18:48:40 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha throws multiple football sized white balls at Might, at first sight, they seem like big snowballs, but on a closer view, they are balls of boiling milk. She also summons a bull, which charges at Might, hitting him square in his unholy nuts
18:50:00 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might gets up and sighs. "I guess I need to hit a girl...." He grabs the bull and uses it as a club and proceeds to beat Lewatha into a pulp.
18:50:14 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [00:27] Pirate Lewatha: greetings [00:27] * Mr. Justanius The Revengful has joined Lobby [00:28] Mr. Gilth: Aaaaargh? [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: no greetings? [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Lewatha! [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: ehm... greetings... [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Greetings... [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Greetings... [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Greetings... [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: finally... [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: Might! [00:29] Pirate Lewatha: ? [00:29] * Mr. Might The God of Cows starts to chew on wood nervously [00:29] Mr. Gilth: A female pirate being polite to a Holy Cow.. how mad can things get.. [00:29] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Ye.yes? [00:29] Pirate Lewatha: actually, I've been a holy cow too... so myeah... :P [00:29] * Mr. Clamps The Dishonoured has left Lobby [00:29] * Mr. Tyrgalon has joined Lobby [00:29] Mr. Gilth: poor you [00:29] Mr. Might The God of Cows: ^^ [00:30] Pirate Lewatha: people may remember me as : Hathor! abydonian goddess of cows! [00:30] Pirate Lewatha: (and the only real one) [00:30] Mr. Might The God of Cows: <----The REAL God of Cows [00:30] * Pirate Lewatha looks at might [00:30] Mr. Gilth: ouch.. Might thats gotta hurt [00:30] * Mr. Might The God of Cows looks at Lewatha [00:30] Mr. Might The God of Cows: I hope your not looking at me in a sexual way [00:30] Pirate Lewatha: no-one names himself "the god of cows"! [00:31] Mr. Wraith: erm.... Might does [00:31] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Only the God of Cows can do it [00:31] Pirate Lewatha: what is traitory?! I'll shiver ye timbers for it! [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Excatly [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You are not the God of Cows [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Nor the Goddess [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Hathor is in hiding [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: And obviously is not taking care of her people [00:32] * Mr. Gilth has left Lobby [00:32] * Mr. Ben The Medusa has joined Lobby [00:32] Pirate Lewatha: check my history! [00:33] Pirate Lewatha: I've been a cow goddess long before you were even born! [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Notice "History" [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You were the Cow Goddess [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Now you are the self proclaimed "Goddess of Pirates" [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Which isn't even some kind of race [00:33] Pirate Lewatha: I was the cow goddess, you ARE a fake [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: "was" [00:33] Pirate Lewatha: (pirates are a race!) [00:34] * Mr. Merchant has joined Lobby [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Past Tense [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Lewatha [00:34] Pirate Lewatha: the cow goddess [00:34] * Mr. Grimdeath has joined Lobby [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You are a God of a sub-class of humans [00:34] * Mr. Made has joined Lobby [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: I am a God of the Humans as a whole [00:34] Pirate Lewatha: well than, I am hereby taking your throne [00:34] * Mr. Might The God of Cows wonders if anyone is actually enjoying this conversaion [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Really? [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Come and get it [00:35] * Mr. Might The God of Cows makes all the Pirates explode [00:35] * Mr. Might The God of Cows turns Lewatha into a cat [00:35] Mr. Wraith: I'm trying not to cry at you two.. [00:35] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Now you will have to deal with Selkirka [00:35] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Have fun [00:35] * Mr. Tyrgalon has left Lobby [00:35] * Mr. Argal has joined Lobby [00:36] Pirate Lewatha: who exactly is selkirka? [00:36] * Mr. Justanius The Revengful has left Lobby [00:36] * Mr. Ranryuu has joined Lobby [00:36] Pirate Lewatha: I AM the princess of VU! I have been voted to it! thou shall fear my wraith! [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: The Goddess of Cats [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Princess? [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Who is the Queen? [00:36] Pirate Lewatha: Quietone is [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Princess have almost no power [00:36] Mr. Wraith: 9Wraith is a ghost.... I think you mean Wrath) [00:37] Pirate Lewatha: shup you, mortal [00:37] Mr. Wraith: XD [00:37] * Mr. Might The God of Cows smites Lewatha [00:37] Pirate Lewatha: I speak 5 languages 0.0 [00:37] Mr. Might The God of Cows: I hope you have learned something from this [00:38] * Mr. Strongbow The Vile has left Lobby [00:38] * Mr. Argal has left Lobby [00:38] * Lord Timmiev has joined Lobby [00:38] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Now stop annoying me before I strip you of your Title of Goddess of Pirates [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: that's it, I'm making a roleplay thread about this. [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: it'll be called [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha VS Might [00:38] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You mean Hathor? [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: I shall defeat you! [00:38] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You can try! [00:39] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Bwahhahaha! [00:39] Pirate Lewatha: I'll be off, creating the thread. That is how it started btw.
18:54:31 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Wraith: Yawns and goes into the stand to watch the fight. Buys a hotdog, pop corn and some beer and sits down to enjoy the show.
19:26:31 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha easily evades the incoming hits with the bull and takes a sword out of her magic backpack She quickly assaults Might with a fierce attack, swinging the sword around her body and forcing Might to the back of the arena.
19:36:16 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might impales the bull on the sword and takes out a huge hammer. Might manages to smash Lewathas left food. "Sorry!"
19:45:30 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha ressurects the food (OOC :I don't think I actually talked about any food, but hey, if you want to smash my food, go ahead) Lewatha takes out her mithril shield and Might's hammer shatters to pieces on this nicely pinkly decorated, round shield. She than summons out the enfabeled Armadyl Godsword, a sword of which the legends of Elvaron speak as, the mightiest sword ever made. It has been made out of the finest refined steel, which has than been smith by Grabthor, the mythic dwarven smith.
19:52:55 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [I meant foot!] Might jumps out of the way and summons a dragon. Might tells the dragon to impale itself on the sword and take it. Might then takes out some spinach which gives him super-powers. Might picks up Lewatha and throws her all the way to the moon. [Stop making me do this!]
20:37:14 Feb 11th 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc takes a seat, and starts wave around a huge banner with the words "GO LEWATHA" upon it.
20:41:34 Feb 11th 08 - Sir Revenge: * Revenge sits next to Seloc with a Nacho hat *
20:48:19 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Ben The Medusa: ben invites all his male medusa friends and they set on the seats to watch the fight
22:57:51 Feb 11th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion sits down and starts cheering for Lewatha. "Kill Might! Hathor, your other self, is the only true cow deity! Might is an impostor!"
23:51:19 Feb 11th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim, the God of SP@M, appears in a cloud of SP@M and sits next to Seloc. "Seloc, shouldn't one half of you be cheering for Might while the other is cheering for Lewatha? Anyways, I am here as one God watching a Goddess and a God duke it out, so have fun!" Septim conjures a cart with "SEPTIM'S EXOTIC EATS" on the side and starts rolling it around. "Squirells, chipmunks, flamingos! We got it here folks!"
23:54:19 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might teleports to the moon and takes out a drill. He drills a hole to the core and throws lewathas body in it. Might fills the hole.
14:56:10 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Killer: Killer, bored, comes along and watches the fight. They don't seem to be doing much so he wanders off again.
15:35:43 Feb 12th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: Ragnarr somehow stumbles close to the place where the fight takes place, after coming from a near by inn, close to the frozen bay. Half drunk, with an empty drinking horn in his hand, which really annoyed him - ale always finished so fast. He looked with curiosity and slight confusion at the fighting. Ragnarr turns to Seloc. "What are they fighting about?" When Seloc told him that they were in fact fighting for the "rulership over the race of cows, Ragnarr could not help but grow a smirk on his face. "What?"...
16:18:23 Feb 12th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha uses her godly powers to teleport outside of her "grave" Lewatha grabs a baseball bat, and hits Might back to earth, somewhere in the crowds of people watching, someone says : "HOMERUN!!!"
16:35:28 Feb 12th 08 - Ms. Natalia: screams "go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!" over and over again till lewatha wins!
16:36:12 Feb 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim catches Might in his giant glove. "WOOT!"
16:48:55 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might gets up and takes out a nuke. He launches it at Lewatha. It hit Lewatha....
17:02:32 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: No it didnt Demonsul jumps out of the stand (he got there without anyone noticing) and takes the hit...then respawns in the stand again
17:14:53 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might holds out his hands and in the "Pause" symbol. "Interference!" A couple of strong guys walk in and drag Demonsul out of the arena.
17:44:04 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Well, I guess I deserved that..." Wanders off to the tavern of the 3 headed dragon
21:07:07 Feb 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim slaps Might. "First off, where did you get that nuke, second, this is a battle of cow-gods, not gods of fire and death! USE THE COWS!!!" Septim snaps his hands and Might is dropped down in the arena where Lewatha is waiting for him. "ROUND TWO!!!"
21:16:05 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [Who won round one?] Might does a drop kick followed by poking several pressure points. Lewatha falls to the ground unconscious. "Round Three!"
22:11:14 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Killer: Lewatha won round one, I'm guessing, and the competiors shouldn't be able to say who won each round.
22:33:41 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: We need a referee. I pick Septim! About round one.....I think I did more damage.
22:40:33 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Killer: Yeah, but you used a nuke. That's cheating. You probably blasted loads of innocent bystanders to bits. That deducts points.
23:06:44 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: I did not. Lewatha recruited Demonsul to save here by jumping in front of the nuke! [The Nuke was full of milk]
23:11:26 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: comes inside, hears Mights announcement, gets invincibility armor with black and white strips on it, hands it to Septim, and grabss a megaphone and becomes the announcetr of the game "HELLO EVERYBODY!!! It's round three!!! This should be an interesting game! I'm rooting for Lewatha, but no one knows who will win! That's the exciting part about this!! Anyone who interferes will be dragged out of the stadium (a.k.a. meadow lol) by their earlobes! Lets start round three!!!
23:24:14 Feb 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: [[OOC: You do know that the Roman numeral for 4 is IV...don't you Arvious?]] *Septim draws a line down the center and walks to the middle. "Alright...3...2...1...FIGHT!!!"
23:33:13 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might grabs Lewatha's head and smashes it on his knee then he uses his weight to break her back. [I can fix it!]
00:44:24 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: [[Yes, I know, I was in a hurry to get back in the game and forgot]] "Ooo, that lokks painful and thi... WAIT! Lewatha is starting to get back up! This is amazing!!! How is this possible? I could hear the back cracking all the way up here!!! An amazing feat in the game!!!"
00:58:21 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might sighs and starts to break every limb. Lewatha falls limply to the ground. [Arvious......no.]
01:21:17 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: "Gosh that looks painful! Lewatha isn't getting up! 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4..." [[Three seconds left for lewatha if she posts before I get to zero!!! Makes it more tense!!!]]
02:41:47 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:01:14 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha gets up, and she opens her mouth, but no words exit from it, but a strange noise , sounding a little bit like a musquito In the far distance, everyone sees a huge cloud of dust, the cloud apears to be getting nearer every moment, when it's close enough everyone sees : it's a load of cows! "there must be thousand, even ten-thousand of them! " someone in the spectator seats says. The cows head directly for Might and Lewatha, Lewatha starts hovering in the air, and watches as Might is overrun by the cows
15:47:34 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Killer: Killer wanders back after a while, and decides it interesting enough to stay, with all the cows and bulls running about. He catches a cow, and hopes it still has milk, as he's thirsty. He makes a bucket appear from nowhere and milks the cow. He then lights a fire and heats the milk until it's boiling hot and lets it cool. He gets a cup and drinks some, and offers it around to the rest of the spectators.
15:57:44 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge takes over Septims moving food stall "Squirells, chipmunks, flamingos! We got it here folks!" " How you like it! "
15:59:29 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: "OMG!!! This has never been seen before!!! The cows are rebelling against the cow gods fighting each other!!!"
16:11:13 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: A cry is head from the commentationg box, Arvious IV has been shot, Revenge takes the microphone " And we are back ladys and gents " Seloc takes the food stall from Revenge The battle continues and currently Might is being trammpled by cows, Lewatha is however having a cup of tea! A silly taunt? We will find out after these commercials on 'Lewatha vs Might'! "
16:23:59 Feb 13th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Commercials: A little boy is running around in a park and a little girl walks up with some cheez-itz. "I like cheez-itz!", says the boy. "So do I!", says the girl. "Give them to me...", says the boy, "No, get your own box!", says the girl. The camera fades away as the boy pulls a knife. *** "Do you want a nice car?", says a man. "Yes!", says the crowd. "No credit, no job, no house, no money, and no friends you can scam into giving you money?", says the man. "Yes, that's us!", says the crowd "You're screwed!", says the man. "Not if they work...at Septim's exotic eats! Septim will pay you all fairly and will totally not give you up to an African slave mine or use you as meat! And he has great food, roasted chipmunk, deep-fried flamingo, if you name it and it isn't orignal, he has it!", says a man in the crowd. "Wow! Lets go get a job! And maybe some grubb!", says the crowd. The camera fades out and fades in to show Septim preparing the meat grinder. ** Opens to show a man in a white suit. "Come check out Quietone's new album! Such songs include...well...uhhhh..." The man walks over and whispers into his manager's ear. "Quietone doesn't talk...how can we sell a CD?", says the white suited man. "Just...say random names!", says the manager. The man in the white suit comes back. "They include, Quiet country living, Quiet-town, Quiet inferno, and Quiet night! Send three payments of 19.95 or call 1-800-RIP-OFFF!" Fades to black. *** *The fight returns to the screen.
16:27:51 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: "Those commercial were sponsored by Septim's exotic eats" " mmmm thats exotic! "
16:29:22 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: Grabs gun and shoots Revenge "WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
16:34:29 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: "Lewatha, why the hell are all these cows trying to have sex with me?! You sick beep!" Might flys up and takes out a toothpick. He grabs her and throws Lewatha into the mass of cows.
17:01:47 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Killer: Killer calms down all the cows as there is no point involving them in the pointless fight of their gods. Then he sets about milking them, and churns the milk, and makes cheese and cream and stuff. Then he reaslises he hates cheese and stops making it, and goes around selling it to the crowd. "Get your very own cow's milk, cheese and cream." He remembers he forgot to calm down the bulls. "Oh well..." He watches as the bulls start attacking each other and mate with the cows. Killer wondered at this, it was winter after all...
17:58:21 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: "hah, cows are female you fool! they won't hurt me! (only a very few lesbian cows)" Lewatha gives the cows the power to fly and casts an invisible forecfield around every single one of them so that they are protected from every single spell Might tries to cast on them
17:59:08 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: "Now go! My little cows! Go and get the fake god!" The cows fly threatiningly towards Might, getting ready to attack
18:02:46 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Hmm.......Might makes Lewatha a very good looking Bull All the Cows start to do you know what on her. "How do you like it?"
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Lewatha VS Might
18:48:33 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: The final battle shall take place here, a meadow, surrounded by cows, we shall have our final battle! A battle of gods, fighting for the rulership over the race of cows. I, Lewatha, hereby declare this war as opened. On the sides of this meadow, you can find many seats, which you can use to sit and watch this battle of the gods. These seats are ofcourse protected by multiple spells, placed by both Lewatha and Might. To secure the safety of the viewers of this spectacular battle. You can find cookies and hotdog stands on the right edge of the arena! condom distributors are spread amongst the seats. May the fight , begin!
18:48:40 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha throws multiple football sized white balls at Might, at first sight, they seem like big snowballs, but on a closer view, they are balls of boiling milk. She also summons a bull, which charges at Might, hitting him square in his unholy nuts
18:50:00 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might gets up and sighs. "I guess I need to hit a girl...." He grabs the bull and uses it as a club and proceeds to beat Lewatha into a pulp.
18:50:14 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [00:27] Pirate Lewatha: greetings [00:27] * Mr. Justanius The Revengful has joined Lobby [00:28] Mr. Gilth: Aaaaargh? [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: no greetings? [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Lewatha! [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: ehm... greetings... [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Greetings... [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Greetings... [00:28] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Greetings... [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: finally... [00:28] Pirate Lewatha: Might! [00:29] Pirate Lewatha: ? [00:29] * Mr. Might The God of Cows starts to chew on wood nervously [00:29] Mr. Gilth: A female pirate being polite to a Holy Cow.. how mad can things get.. [00:29] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Ye.yes? [00:29] Pirate Lewatha: actually, I've been a holy cow too... so myeah... :P [00:29] * Mr. Clamps The Dishonoured has left Lobby [00:29] * Mr. Tyrgalon has joined Lobby [00:29] Mr. Gilth: poor you [00:29] Mr. Might The God of Cows: ^^ [00:30] Pirate Lewatha: people may remember me as : Hathor! abydonian goddess of cows! [00:30] Pirate Lewatha: (and the only real one) [00:30] Mr. Might The God of Cows: <----The REAL God of Cows [00:30] * Pirate Lewatha looks at might [00:30] Mr. Gilth: ouch.. Might thats gotta hurt [00:30] * Mr. Might The God of Cows looks at Lewatha [00:30] Mr. Might The God of Cows: I hope your not looking at me in a sexual way [00:30] Pirate Lewatha: no-one names himself "the god of cows"! [00:31] Mr. Wraith: erm.... Might does [00:31] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Only the God of Cows can do it [00:31] Pirate Lewatha: what is traitory?! I'll shiver ye timbers for it! [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Excatly [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You are not the God of Cows [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Nor the Goddess [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Hathor is in hiding [00:32] Mr. Might The God of Cows: And obviously is not taking care of her people [00:32] * Mr. Gilth has left Lobby [00:32] * Mr. Ben The Medusa has joined Lobby [00:32] Pirate Lewatha: check my history! [00:33] Pirate Lewatha: I've been a cow goddess long before you were even born! [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Notice "History" [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You were the Cow Goddess [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Now you are the self proclaimed "Goddess of Pirates" [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Which isn't even some kind of race [00:33] Pirate Lewatha: I was the cow goddess, you ARE a fake [00:33] Mr. Might The God of Cows: "was" [00:33] Pirate Lewatha: (pirates are a race!) [00:34] * Mr. Merchant has joined Lobby [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Past Tense [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Lewatha [00:34] Pirate Lewatha: the cow goddess [00:34] * Mr. Grimdeath has joined Lobby [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You are a God of a sub-class of humans [00:34] * Mr. Made has joined Lobby [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: I am a God of the Humans as a whole [00:34] Pirate Lewatha: well than, I am hereby taking your throne [00:34] * Mr. Might The God of Cows wonders if anyone is actually enjoying this conversaion [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Really? [00:34] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Come and get it [00:35] * Mr. Might The God of Cows makes all the Pirates explode [00:35] * Mr. Might The God of Cows turns Lewatha into a cat [00:35] Mr. Wraith: I'm trying not to cry at you two.. [00:35] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Now you will have to deal with Selkirka [00:35] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Have fun [00:35] * Mr. Tyrgalon has left Lobby [00:35] * Mr. Argal has joined Lobby [00:36] Pirate Lewatha: who exactly is selkirka? [00:36] * Mr. Justanius The Revengful has left Lobby [00:36] * Mr. Ranryuu has joined Lobby [00:36] Pirate Lewatha: I AM the princess of VU! I have been voted to it! thou shall fear my wraith! [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: The Goddess of Cats [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Princess? [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Who is the Queen? [00:36] Pirate Lewatha: Quietone is [00:36] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Princess have almost no power [00:36] Mr. Wraith: 9Wraith is a ghost.... I think you mean Wrath) [00:37] Pirate Lewatha: shup you, mortal [00:37] Mr. Wraith: XD [00:37] * Mr. Might The God of Cows smites Lewatha [00:37] Pirate Lewatha: I speak 5 languages 0.0 [00:37] Mr. Might The God of Cows: I hope you have learned something from this [00:38] * Mr. Strongbow The Vile has left Lobby [00:38] * Mr. Argal has left Lobby [00:38] * Lord Timmiev has joined Lobby [00:38] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Now stop annoying me before I strip you of your Title of Goddess of Pirates [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: that's it, I'm making a roleplay thread about this. [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: it'll be called [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha VS Might [00:38] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You mean Hathor? [00:38] Pirate Lewatha: I shall defeat you! [00:38] Mr. Might The God of Cows: You can try! [00:39] Mr. Might The God of Cows: Bwahhahaha! [00:39] Pirate Lewatha: I'll be off, creating the thread. That is how it started btw.
18:54:31 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Wraith: Yawns and goes into the stand to watch the fight. Buys a hotdog, pop corn and some beer and sits down to enjoy the show.
19:26:31 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha easily evades the incoming hits with the bull and takes a sword out of her magic backpack She quickly assaults Might with a fierce attack, swinging the sword around her body and forcing Might to the back of the arena.
19:36:16 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might impales the bull on the sword and takes out a huge hammer. Might manages to smash Lewathas left food. "Sorry!"
19:45:30 Feb 11th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha ressurects the food (OOC :I don't think I actually talked about any food, but hey, if you want to smash my food, go ahead) Lewatha takes out her mithril shield and Might's hammer shatters to pieces on this nicely pinkly decorated, round shield. She than summons out the enfabeled Armadyl Godsword, a sword of which the legends of Elvaron speak as, the mightiest sword ever made. It has been made out of the finest refined steel, which has than been smith by Grabthor, the mythic dwarven smith.
19:52:55 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [I meant foot!] Might jumps out of the way and summons a dragon. Might tells the dragon to impale itself on the sword and take it. Might then takes out some spinach which gives him super-powers. Might picks up Lewatha and throws her all the way to the moon. [Stop making me do this!]
20:37:14 Feb 11th 08 - Lord Seloc: Seloc takes a seat, and starts wave around a huge banner with the words "GO LEWATHA" upon it.
20:41:34 Feb 11th 08 - Sir Revenge: * Revenge sits next to Seloc with a Nacho hat *
20:48:19 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Ben The Medusa: ben invites all his male medusa friends and they set on the seats to watch the fight
22:57:51 Feb 11th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion sits down and starts cheering for Lewatha. "Kill Might! Hathor, your other self, is the only true cow deity! Might is an impostor!"
23:51:19 Feb 11th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim, the God of SP@M, appears in a cloud of SP@M and sits next to Seloc. "Seloc, shouldn't one half of you be cheering for Might while the other is cheering for Lewatha? Anyways, I am here as one God watching a Goddess and a God duke it out, so have fun!" Septim conjures a cart with "SEPTIM'S EXOTIC EATS" on the side and starts rolling it around. "Squirells, chipmunks, flamingos! We got it here folks!"
23:54:19 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might teleports to the moon and takes out a drill. He drills a hole to the core and throws lewathas body in it. Might fills the hole.
14:56:10 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Killer: Killer, bored, comes along and watches the fight. They don't seem to be doing much so he wanders off again.
15:35:43 Feb 12th 08 - Lord Ragnarr: Ragnarr somehow stumbles close to the place where the fight takes place, after coming from a near by inn, close to the frozen bay. Half drunk, with an empty drinking horn in his hand, which really annoyed him - ale always finished so fast. He looked with curiosity and slight confusion at the fighting. Ragnarr turns to Seloc. "What are they fighting about?" When Seloc told him that they were in fact fighting for the "rulership over the race of cows, Ragnarr could not help but grow a smirk on his face. "What?"...
16:18:23 Feb 12th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha uses her godly powers to teleport outside of her "grave" Lewatha grabs a baseball bat, and hits Might back to earth, somewhere in the crowds of people watching, someone says : "HOMERUN!!!"
16:35:28 Feb 12th 08 - Ms. Natalia: screams "go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!, go lew!" over and over again till lewatha wins!
16:36:12 Feb 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim catches Might in his giant glove. "WOOT!"
16:48:55 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might gets up and takes out a nuke. He launches it at Lewatha. It hit Lewatha....
17:02:32 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: No it didnt Demonsul jumps out of the stand (he got there without anyone noticing) and takes the hit...then respawns in the stand again
17:14:53 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might holds out his hands and in the "Pause" symbol. "Interference!" A couple of strong guys walk in and drag Demonsul out of the arena.
17:44:04 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: "Well, I guess I deserved that..." Wanders off to the tavern of the 3 headed dragon
21:07:07 Feb 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim slaps Might. "First off, where did you get that nuke, second, this is a battle of cow-gods, not gods of fire and death! USE THE COWS!!!" Septim snaps his hands and Might is dropped down in the arena where Lewatha is waiting for him. "ROUND TWO!!!"
21:16:05 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: [Who won round one?] Might does a drop kick followed by poking several pressure points. Lewatha falls to the ground unconscious. "Round Three!"
22:11:14 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Killer: Lewatha won round one, I'm guessing, and the competiors shouldn't be able to say who won each round.
22:33:41 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: We need a referee. I pick Septim! About round one.....I think I did more damage.
22:40:33 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Killer: Yeah, but you used a nuke. That's cheating. You probably blasted loads of innocent bystanders to bits. That deducts points.
23:06:44 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: I did not. Lewatha recruited Demonsul to save here by jumping in front of the nuke! [The Nuke was full of milk]
23:11:26 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: comes inside, hears Mights announcement, gets invincibility armor with black and white strips on it, hands it to Septim, and grabss a megaphone and becomes the announcetr of the game "HELLO EVERYBODY!!! It's round three!!! This should be an interesting game! I'm rooting for Lewatha, but no one knows who will win! That's the exciting part about this!! Anyone who interferes will be dragged out of the stadium (a.k.a. meadow lol) by their earlobes! Lets start round three!!!
23:24:14 Feb 12th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: [[OOC: You do know that the Roman numeral for 4 is IV...don't you Arvious?]] *Septim draws a line down the center and walks to the middle. "Alright...3...2...1...FIGHT!!!"
23:33:13 Feb 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might grabs Lewatha's head and smashes it on his knee then he uses his weight to break her back. [I can fix it!]
00:44:24 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: [[Yes, I know, I was in a hurry to get back in the game and forgot]] "Ooo, that lokks painful and thi... WAIT! Lewatha is starting to get back up! This is amazing!!! How is this possible? I could hear the back cracking all the way up here!!! An amazing feat in the game!!!"
00:58:21 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Might sighs and starts to break every limb. Lewatha falls limply to the ground. [Arvious......no.]
01:21:17 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: "Gosh that looks painful! Lewatha isn't getting up! 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4..." [[Three seconds left for lewatha if she posts before I get to zero!!! Makes it more tense!!!]]
02:41:47 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:01:14 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: Lewatha gets up, and she opens her mouth, but no words exit from it, but a strange noise , sounding a little bit like a musquito In the far distance, everyone sees a huge cloud of dust, the cloud apears to be getting nearer every moment, when it's close enough everyone sees : it's a load of cows! "there must be thousand, even ten-thousand of them! " someone in the spectator seats says. The cows head directly for Might and Lewatha, Lewatha starts hovering in the air, and watches as Might is overrun by the cows
15:47:34 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Killer: Killer wanders back after a while, and decides it interesting enough to stay, with all the cows and bulls running about. He catches a cow, and hopes it still has milk, as he's thirsty. He makes a bucket appear from nowhere and milks the cow. He then lights a fire and heats the milk until it's boiling hot and lets it cool. He gets a cup and drinks some, and offers it around to the rest of the spectators.
15:57:44 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge takes over Septims moving food stall "Squirells, chipmunks, flamingos! We got it here folks!" " How you like it! "
15:59:29 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: "OMG!!! This has never been seen before!!! The cows are rebelling against the cow gods fighting each other!!!"
16:11:13 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: A cry is head from the commentationg box, Arvious IV has been shot, Revenge takes the microphone " And we are back ladys and gents " Seloc takes the food stall from Revenge The battle continues and currently Might is being trammpled by cows, Lewatha is however having a cup of tea! A silly taunt? We will find out after these commercials on 'Lewatha vs Might'! "
16:23:59 Feb 13th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Commercials: A little boy is running around in a park and a little girl walks up with some cheez-itz. "I like cheez-itz!", says the boy. "So do I!", says the girl. "Give them to me...", says the boy, "No, get your own box!", says the girl. The camera fades away as the boy pulls a knife. *** "Do you want a nice car?", says a man. "Yes!", says the crowd. "No credit, no job, no house, no money, and no friends you can scam into giving you money?", says the man. "Yes, that's us!", says the crowd "You're screwed!", says the man. "Not if they work...at Septim's exotic eats! Septim will pay you all fairly and will totally not give you up to an African slave mine or use you as meat! And he has great food, roasted chipmunk, deep-fried flamingo, if you name it and it isn't orignal, he has it!", says a man in the crowd. "Wow! Lets go get a job! And maybe some grubb!", says the crowd. The camera fades out and fades in to show Septim preparing the meat grinder. ** Opens to show a man in a white suit. "Come check out Quietone's new album! Such songs include...well...uhhhh..." The man walks over and whispers into his manager's ear. "Quietone doesn't talk...how can we sell a CD?", says the white suited man. "Just...say random names!", says the manager. The man in the white suit comes back. "They include, Quiet country living, Quiet-town, Quiet inferno, and Quiet night! Send three payments of 19.95 or call 1-800-RIP-OFFF!" Fades to black. *** *The fight returns to the screen.
16:27:51 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: "Those commercial were sponsored by Septim's exotic eats" " mmmm thats exotic! "
16:29:22 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII: Grabs gun and shoots Revenge "WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
16:34:29 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: "Lewatha, why the hell are all these cows trying to have sex with me?! You sick beep!" Might flys up and takes out a toothpick. He grabs her and throws Lewatha into the mass of cows.
17:01:47 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Killer: Killer calms down all the cows as there is no point involving them in the pointless fight of their gods. Then he sets about milking them, and churns the milk, and makes cheese and cream and stuff. Then he reaslises he hates cheese and stops making it, and goes around selling it to the crowd. "Get your very own cow's milk, cheese and cream." He remembers he forgot to calm down the bulls. "Oh well..." He watches as the bulls start attacking each other and mate with the cows. Killer wondered at this, it was winter after all...
17:58:21 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: "hah, cows are female you fool! they won't hurt me! (only a very few lesbian cows)" Lewatha gives the cows the power to fly and casts an invisible forecfield around every single one of them so that they are protected from every single spell Might tries to cast on them
17:59:08 Feb 13th 08 - Pirate Lewatha: "Now go! My little cows! Go and get the fake god!" The cows fly threatiningly towards Might, getting ready to attack
18:02:46 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Hmm.......Might makes Lewatha a very good looking Bull All the Cows start to do you know what on her. "How do you like it?"
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