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The operation theatre
18:10:18 Aug 1st 07 - Mr. Defensive:

this is the operation theatre we are looking for two things: paitents and doctors and very sexy nurses....

please sign up here we can then get to work on our RP operation...


18:12:29 Aug 1st 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon walks in with very short shorts on*

"I'm here for the sexy nurse job."

*Everyone stares blankly at Epyon*

"Okay fine I'll be a doctor"


18:19:29 Aug 1st 07 - Mr. Defensive:

these are the roles...

  1. Paitent/s:
  2. Head Doctor: Defensive
  3. Paramedics youre job will be to bring in paitents and use their feet to bang open the hospital doors... (2 needed):
  4. Child entertainer to entertain the child paitents (if we have any):
  5. Doctors do doctory stuff you will complete the operations (unlimited amount needed): Epyon
  6. Assistants you are to help the doctors by passing scapels and stuff:

the rules are that the order of appearenceis that first the paramedics must bring in a paitent no one else can do anything until this is done (you can still talk) then the assistant doctors step in and prepae the paitent then the doctors do there stuff..

(i will decide when the paitents come,whats wrong with them and how urgent the situation is)


19:09:24 Aug 1st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks in

"I be a child entertainer, I'm sure that they will be very entertained by learning how to make H-Bombs outta toasters!"


19:13:49 Aug 1st 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Just then, a child who got trampled by a stampede of raccoons comes in*

"Septim, entertain this child while I go get my doctor stuff!! Nurse, help me get my supplies!!"

*Silence*

"Why dont we have a nurse?!?"


19:18:23 Aug 1st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I am an expert at racoon injuries! Oh well, I don't have a doctorate..."

*Septim walks over to the kid

"There is a difficulty with cloning that you must find out for yourself as most clones only live for two years max, but I have found a way to make them live full lives, but I won't tell that to you, tricks of the trade!"


19:40:37 Aug 1st 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Good work Septim, I'll take it from here."

*Epyon leads the kid to the ER where he operates*

"We're losing him!!! We're losing him!!!"

*Epyon returns with a solomn look on his face*

"We did all we could but... we weren't able to save him... He's turned into a raccoon!!"


19:42:20 Aug 1st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim prepares his squirell spice shaker and walks into the ER, he comes back out with a racoon, he sets up his camp stove...


23:41:51 Aug 1st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*A mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          

             THE ARENA

Got a person you hate? Challenge then in the arena!
We give out weapons, you use them to fight your
friends or foes! But remember, all fights are to the death!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


04:35:46 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Revenge:

RP is a sausage fest, you wont find any hot nurses unless you are desperate


04:59:40 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"I am a doctor you know... I could do a little operation called plastic surgery =o"


05:07:28 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim leaves and comes back with a gladiator who keeps yelling: "I don't wanna be cloned!!!!"

"Can you patch him up doc?"


05:18:35 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Sure thing Septim"

*Epyon tkaes the wounded Gladiator into the ER where he operates. He comes out about half an hour later with the gladiator all healed up*

"He kept saying something about not wanting to be cloned so I gave hime some morphine."

*The gladiator pulls down his pants and starts running around*

"Okay maybe morphine wasnt the best idea..."


05:21:05 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim shoots the Gladiator with a tranc gun

"Solves that problem!"

*Septim picks up the Gladiator and takes him back to the arena, he comes back with a wounded drunk

"I found him in the streets, his BAC is 75%, can you patch him up???"


05:23:40 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"This doesnt look good..."

*Epyon carries the drunk into the next room where he pumps all of the alcohol out of his system into a giant beer glass*

"Thats a lot of beer.. At least I was able to save him"

*Epyon returns with the giant beer glass*

"Anyone thirsty??"


05:27:27 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim tests the beer for AIDs and other illnesses and drinks it

"Mmmmm, good!"

*Septim gets a call on his cell phone

"I guess I'm the unofficial para-medic now!"

*Septim-145 leaves and comes back with Septim-92

"It turns out some anti-Septims tried to kill him with a fish, can you fix it?"


05:33:31 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon examines Septim-92*

"This is the worst case of fish attempted murder I've ever seen!"

*Epyon rushes Septim-92 into the ER*

"Nurse!!! Scalpel!!"

*Silence*

"WHY DONT WE HAVE ANY NURSES YET??!!"

*Epyon starts working on Septim-92. He removes the fish lodged down Septim-92's throat and the rish that was shoved up his nose. He tends to the bruises brought upon by a severe beating of fishes.*

*Epyon returns to Septim-145*

"I've done the best I can, but he's fallen into a coma.. He should be better in a day or 2"


05:35:29 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Gaius can always make a new one if he doesn't make it"


05:41:43 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*A few days later, Septim-92 awakens from his coma*

"He's alive!!! Septim-145, what are you going to do with Septim-92?"


05:42:36 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Get back to your post soldier! The forums don't spam themselves!"

*Septim-92 gets up and walks outta the hospital


05:47:30 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon leaves and goes to The Arena. He returns after half an hour*

"I was hoping to find some patients there but no one is fighting there. I dont understand why those flyers didnt work"


07:48:31 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim-145 goes out and brings back a redneck who had been shot in the back by another redneck.

 


08:09:21 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Epyon takes the redneck to the ER where he surgically removes the bullet from his back. Once he's finished, he goes, finds the redneck that shot this redneck and shoots him for shooting the redneck*

"Oh wait..."

*Epyon takes the redneck he just shot into the ER and fixes him up*


17:15:28 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"hey i can here the ambulance i think its bringing in a paitent with brain damage prepare to operate..."


18:19:30 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon retrieves the patient from the ambulance and takes him into the ER. He starts to tend to the patients brain damage*

"WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!"

*Epyon pulls out those electric charger things that you say CLEAR when you use them*

"CLEAR!!!"

*zztz*

"CLEAR!!!"

*The patient shocks back into life and is all better.*

"We saved him!"


18:21:53 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"But he had brain damage? Oh well..."


18:24:51 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon stares angrily at Septim*

"Are you the doctor here? I dont think so"


18:24:56 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"omg!! its septim who has brain damage quick gag him and operate!!"


18:27:26 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim smacks Defensive over the head with a chair

"Quickly! Get him in the ER!"


18:31:01 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon takes Defensive into the ER and starts to operate. He come back later with Defensive in a wheelchair*

"I'm afraid he's paralized from the waist down. When you smacked him with that chair, he fell down several flights of stairs."


18:32:16 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Hmmmm..."


18:35:40 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"omg septim this is due to you and youre temper.. epyon take me back in ER and dont come out till ime better..."


18:37:28 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Sorry, I'm a defective clone with a short temper

*Septim rips off Defensive's legs and starts beating him to death with them

"What did you call me?!?!?!!?!"


18:38:40 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"at least i didnrt feel you ripping off my legs..."


18:40:23 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"DO YOU FEEL THIS???"
*Septim rips off Defensive's arms and starts beating him with them...


18:41:57 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"thank god for happy drugs..."

*smiles

"that tickles..."


18:42:43 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim injects Defensive with anti-happy drugs

"I win!"


18:46:16 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon tackles the defective Septim and rips his head off*

"We need another Septim to clone this one!!"

*Epyon runs out of the hospital and returns with Septim-86*

"He was a defect. Clone another!"


18:47:16 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears...


18:48:34 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"now can someone please heal me?"


18:50:31 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon takes Defensive and his legs into the ER and sews them back on. He returns with Defensive back to Septim*

"All better. Oh and try to get along this time"


18:52:22 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

[[OOC: *The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears... (There is no Septim in the room at the moment)]]


18:56:37 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

*Epyon runs out of the hospital and returns with Septim-86*

*The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears...



Septim-86 never left... =S


18:57:22 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"english please..."


19:01:50 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim-86 leaves and Gaius Septim appears with a new clone

"His name is Septim-213! Gotta go!"

*Gaius Septim disappears and Septim-213 looks around


19:05:52 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Hello Septim-213, I'm Epyon it's nice to meet you"


19:06:52 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim-213 shakes Epyon's hand

"Gaius told me to tell you to call me Septim"


19:09:38 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Alright then Septim, how would you like a job here at this hospital?"


19:13:34 Aug 2nd 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"Gaius told me to tell you "Yes" if you asked if I wanted to work at the hospital, he also told you not to give me the "sexy nurse" job"


19:15:36 Aug 2nd 07 - Mr. Epyon:

"Darnit, we really need to get a nurse around here..."

*Epyon thinks that he could use Septim as his assistant, but then realizes that Revenge is supposed to decide who has which job*


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