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Can the Almighty ZeTa, who can do everything, make a rock so heavy, even he himself cant do it? And yes, there is an answer to it...

Good job, you got it.

You can't do a rock.... and a rock's "doability" has nothing to do with how heavy it is.

There are no "E"'s

LOL, it's old as hell :)

As Prince Bashful said above, there are no "E"s in the above paragraph, "E" being the most common English letter.

Hmm bump the real riddles thread back from the dead >.>

lol

A man is sitting in a seat in a cabin in the middle of a forest, how did he die? (the man is dead)

Errrr...I need an autopsy...

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I’m single,
I'm black blue and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

im come in yellow blk or brown not blk blue gray

A man is sitting in a seat in a cabin in the middle of a forest, how did he die? (the man is dead)

He was a pilot and his aeroplane crashed in the middle of the forest.

An equal.

No space between the """" and "This"!

also I've never yet seen a brown fox.

Revenge get's it.

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.

How many ducks are there?

or 100! or 10030929!
but minimum is 4...yes...

Seloc got it.

Here's how it looks.

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Next Riddle

Mr. Spoon grumbles about bad time-keeping trains from morning till night!.

On one particular morning he was quiet justified.

 His train left on time for the one hour journey, to Musicville, and it arrived 5 minutes late.

 However, Mr. Spoon 's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes.

His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock.

If the train travelled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much? 

Was it fast by 3 minute?

Seloc got it right.

While exploring the wild highlands of Fantasia, Scientist was captured by hostile Carnage fairies.

Sir. Iamkingofallbugs, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die.

If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water.

If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil.

Scientist  found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.

What is the one statement he could make to save himself?

Not bad.

A lady before going to bed read a book for a while. After reading her book she turned out the light and went to bed. When she woke up in the morning she read the paper. In the paper she read about a ship that had sunk and all passengers died. Though she didn't know anyone on the ship she commited suicide that day. Why?

No.

Hmmm:

Maybe it was her horoscope she read, and decided to prove the papers wrong.
She was reading a book about omens, and a sinking ship was omen she was going to die a horrible death.
SHE LIVES IN A LIGHTHOUSE!

Either of these:
a) He kills her in a computer game
b) She's brain-dead and he pulls out her feeding tube
c) He lives in an arabian country where adultery is punishible by death

Haha no.

You guys can think of the most creative ways to kill people. But no.

Andrei lives in the Moon. There are no laws there