Forums / In game politics / Berserk TRIPLE TEAMS us

Wellllll

a) You haven't really killed that many

b) No one cares.  Really.  Sorry.

Mr. Stealthmachined (12/2/2009 6:58:46 PM)
You have entered our core. You have 5 ticks to leave or your scout will be killed.

I attempted to respond to his letter in a diplomatic manner, which I will provide next.  Not sure if I did since I wasn't happy with his threat.

You (12/3/2009 3:30:42 AM)

Mr. Stealthmachined, I am rather suprised at your sudden letter since my scouts have been there since before the city of Ender was built. Although I must say that am even more surprised at your ton and threat as I wrote you two letters, both more than a week ago, asking if I could construct a mining city south of Paulie and if we could come to some sort of mutual agreement. As for my scouts, I have no problem with pulling them back and have done so as a sign of good faith. As I believe it is only fair that I receive the same courtesy from you as your scouts Movement and Stargate Two are both sitting in core locations of Kingdom Beserk. I look forward to forming a mutually beneficial relationship.

This is Mr. Roderian btw.

Mr. Stealthmachined (12/8/2009 10:52:00 PM)
Your farming reach is very good!
You (12/8/2009 11:18:04 PM)
Those cities are taken, all cities i build got something with "urkel" in the name.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/8/2009 11:20:14 PM)
I figured as such. You fight well. Sawyer the elf is negotiating peace with me as we speak. I hope we don't hurt each other unnecessarily too much more... If you stand down from mount rushmore now we will not take any more of sawyer's cities.
You (12/8/2009 11:23:44 PM)
You better negotiate with someone in power instead, Sawyer is like me just a peon. Cant really talk about the terms we're discussion on the KD forums, but lets say i think i'll stay for now. though wont attack till/if i receive the orders to.

Can some vice contact him and start the negotiations if you didn't already ?

Zerks Urkel II asking for a vice to step in.

You (12/8/2009 5:25:23 PM)
you said you wanted to talk to a vice? well here i am plz contact me. Sawyer asked me to speak to you guys as well.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/8/2009 5:31:00 PM)
I actually didn't say that, but I was discussing with sawyer about making peace. There is no benefit to either of our kingdoms in continuing htis war.
You (12/8/2009 5:33:13 PM)
Sawyer is a good player and as much of a comrade he has been we do ask you discuss with us vices or the kd leader directly. Do not get my wrong i trust sawyer however i have more than one reason to be on gaurd.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/8/2009 5:42:20 PM)
It matters not who I speak to, but the subject at hand is peace. I admit we made a mistake. We thought you were preparing an invasion on us in light of the fact you had scouts going through BOTH of our cores and when told to leave your kingdom seemed defensive like you had your hand trapped in a a cookie jar. Regardless, we did make a mistake and we know now that you are a good kingdom and it's not worth wasting lives fighting a good kingdom. We desire peace, but if you do not we are certainly equipped to continue fighting. I'll be honest we're trying to win this same as everybody else and victory isn't going to happen for either of our kingdoms if we keep fighting. I'm sure you've noticed my small kingdom is very good at efficiently killing troops... troops you probably could be using elsewhere. You may win against us, but it will not be a profitable war. I'm aware that you are fighting HIV (ew) and Gladiators. In exchange for peace and allowing us to keep the building we have acquired so far, I am willing to help your kingdom vanquish some of your current enemies. We want to get to some of the greater realms and I'm sure you could use a helping hand. Fair?

Mr. Stealthmachined (12/9/2009 12:52:31 PM)
I see you fight honorably then ganging up on a small kingdom with the aid of another kingdom. Shame you wouldn't let it be a fair fight.
You (12/9/2009 1:40:42 PM)
Lol, may i ask what you mean? You attacked us, not to mention our first era members. You have no right to talk about dishonor. We give you an option to back out now, accept it or whine. I care little. Fire n Ice move on their own accord, we did not ask them to participate they choose to. We have a nap with them so we have no reason to stop them. If you wish to whine about that ill let you know they are a 2 man Kd. If you wish to whine know that you reap what you sow. Accept our offer or disperse. Either way Berserk cares little.

Mr. Stealthmachined (12/9/2009 1:44:38 PM)
GOTF fire and ice AND berserk? You should be ashamed. There are 4 of us! Pick on somebody your own size. We attacked out of necessity. You were pushing us around and we didn't like it. We had no choice.
You (12/9/2009 1:48:09 PM)
Lol just to let you know, you were previously had bat relations with GoTF Lol. They choose to attack yet AGAIN berserk had nothing to do with their participation. You know perhaps the reason everyone is attacking you guys is because you have had bad relations. I mean attacking first era members couldnt have anything to do with it, could it?

You (12/9/2009 1:51:51 PM)
O spelled bad wrong, i apologize for my grammar error.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/9/2009 1:52:09 PM)
WE are all first era members. That is irrelevant. GOTF is a dishonorable kingdom. They broke the nap and then claimed we broke it. Then they hid behind the 50% rule for weeks, and wouldn't fight us like men. There is nothing honorable about that kingdom. The fact that you choose to fight alongside them makes me question your honor. Fight us like MEN fight us one on one and we will be happy to fight a fair fight.
You (12/9/2009 1:55:32 PM)
Lol well your all first era it seems you need to learn your place. I have dealt with GoTF in the past and have had decent relations. I admit not all have been fruitful but they have never broken a NAP with us. Though this era we have no relations. In all actuality the starta alliance has a member of it attacking them. They choose not to attack for their own survival so we allow them to be left alone. Wed do the same with you as well, so i ask one last time All of your cities or not?

Mr. Stealthmachined (12/9/2009 2:07:39 PM)
That's not a fair trade. Give us something fair. Actually, let us fight GOTF then you can have all the cities. How about that? We JUST want to get GOTF back for being so cheap. Is that reasonable?
You (12/9/2009 2:14:33 PM)
Sorry we gave you an offer and that is what it was. You see there are only a few days of the era left anyway. I recommend that if you want to get "revenge" on GoTF you remove your armies sitting on our cities and go for your supposed Goal. You made enemies of us, we didnt attack you and had no intention of doing so. Misunderstanding? Perhaps if it truly is then i apologize. However it is what it is, our old offer is now null and void. Zerk will finish the era down by hunting Bear machines down. If you do not like the decision then talk to Arch Shade. He is the only one that even has a remote possibility of over riding my decision. Good luck, if you do not like it post this on the forums in the berserk thread and let the populace decide perhaps? or hunt us down next era. If you are indeed new then here is a nice tip for you that should help you out in future wars. Click on Kingdom page and scroll all the way down and click on Kingdom list. They have numbers by them. That is how much power they have over you. You will always be 100 percent but if someone has over 4x your strength the possibility of combating them is little. Good luck

MY response. As the only vice to step forward and as the senior talent vice. SO i did then afterwords he RoF'ed a Naz army. So i was going to offer advice since change to RoF was too drastic. That he should freeze then reinforce his city.

here it is

Lol, Rof is a waste i assure you.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 11:04:57 AM)
not against nazi's you jerk
You (12/10/2009 3:57:04 PM)
Im not being a jerk. In all honesty im trying to help you while you spit in my face. If thats the case than forget it. My last bit of advice to you would be to have spent that magic to prolong the freeze and spam troops. However it matters little now. I hope you use this advice to future success. I will enjoy painting our banner red with your blood.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:05:44 PM)
You are being a jerk. Your entire kingdom is using TWO other kingdoms to help you, and you don't even need them. That's just not sportsmanly. Fight us like men, why don't you? I was AFK all morning due to a power outage, I'll have you know. I know how to use magic thank you very much.
You (12/10/2009 6:07:13 PM)
Lol fight like men coming from the kd attackin newer players. You are just whining because you are about to die. Well you know what its part of the game suck it up. I was trying to be patient but you can forget it. I wont be responding to any of your messages and for every "hate" mail you wish to send to me i might make it public so watch your tone.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:08:41 PM)
I might make your TRIPLE teaming public so either call the other two kingdoms off or I WILL
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:09:46 PM)
you're a coward and you would be NOTHING without the help of your minion kingdoms
You (12/10/2009 6:10:59 PM)
lol then post in zerk chat.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:11:53 PM)
we ARE NEWER PLAYERS. Can't you fight us one on one? Or is that too hard for you? That's what I thought.
You (12/10/2009 6:12:46 PM)
u atked us. have fun trying to find your way out of that box.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:14:21 PM)
You were going to attack us stop pretending. We attacked you because you're a bully. Bullies triple team newbs because they would be nothing without triple teaming. You couldn't fight us one on one if you tried.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:14:49 PM)
As a matter of fact, we're killing twice as many of your men as you are ours... that's PATHETIC
You (12/10/2009 6:16:45 PM)
Lol threats, a fools jest some say. Though you seem a bit fumed. May i offer you perhaps a favorite novel of mine. You might love the title, its called "Common Sense". Enjoy XD
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:18:29 PM)
I am a bit fumed. We worked very hard this era, and now it comes down to fighting a bunch of *beep*s. You guys are so cheap it's not even funny. I'm going to laugh if we emerge victorious, and yes the public will hear how THREE kingdoms couldn't take on ONE SMALL kingdom.
You (12/10/2009 6:21:30 PM)
I congratulate you on a job well done so far, however i highly doubt the public can disagree with Zerk. After all we did not ask for help. You attacked GoTF or w.e they say happened, you attacked us and Fire n Ice a 2 man kd decided to attack you as well. You brought it upon yourselves. Well done for one of your first eras, though you need to work on your politics a bit.
You (12/10/2009 6:22:08 PM)
Oops just realized earlier i said i wouldnt say anything my bad. XD well good luck as stated before.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:22:21 PM)
My politics are fine I just don't like *beep*s. You are rude.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:24:57 PM)
I might add there's FOUR of us. FOUR people against your entire kingdom, you guys really need to work on your gameplay ability. Your politics are \fine though if being a cheap ass is what you're all about.
Mr. Stealthmachined (12/10/2009 6:31:05 PM)
Because Bezerk asked and you are not a original inhabitant of Talents and as i have posted in game forum ' i do not like empires from worlds which started before ours coming in and attacking weaker players ' DIRECT quote from fire and ice. You asked them for help.
You (12/10/2009 6:32:52 PM)
hmm interesting i did not know that. Well matters little tbh. Relations ar epart of the game though i apologize for my mistake XD. Plz do post on forums though otherwise stop wasting my time. Your being very rude you know, sending so much spam at me. ;p

Though tbh i was trying to offer advice. I mean RoF now is up. Its not worth Mu cost. Was going to say he shouldve frozen my army into place than spammed some lowe lvl troops to defend.

And that is all there is too it. Please read and decide for yourselves if you think zerk is unjust than just say so. If so then we will publicly apologize if not then nothing needs to be said.

heck for $50 I'll do it :P

I can pay turncoats as well... it's seems only fitting...

Lol hell ill do it for 50 dollars :).

I'll join in for 50 haha.


By the way, you're being a little bitch for starting this thread.

I'd rather leave VU than join Dark

I had a change of heart.  I want to beat berserk fair and square.  Instead of hiring a mercenary, how about you just let us fight you one on one?  Is that fair?  I don't think it should be a problem, seeing as how you're FIVE TIMES our size!  And there's what like 22 of you?  There's 4 of us, so it should be pretty easy for you to defeat us!  What say you?

I'd miss him...her!

<3 sis

very well, call off your minion kingdoms and we'll see how good you really are!

Lady Michelle Obama Report 20:30:42 Dec 10th 09	I'd rather leave VU than join Dark
Psycho Delic Retarded Faux Nouveau Report 20:36:04 Dec 10th 09	you won't be missed.

Wouldn't be missed only by you it seems...I lol'ed :)

since Bear Machines now has 5 members DARK would like to get involved and even things up.  DARK declares war on Bear Machines and request hate mail from Mr. Stealthmachine.  RR and PHI haven't sent us any.

Oh while I'm at it We are attackin Rebirth too because that 2% or whatever means Beserk will surpass them in top 10.  we always have a reason. 

oh what the heck we want to fight Brotherhood of the wolf too since Slawter joined them.

dang nabit.  LH get all the press.

ANONYMOUS:

(12/10/2009 5:47:03 PM)
I saw your tread on the triple teaming. I believe that is the only way they know how to fight. When No Pulse killed us off in Zeta ,we spawned in Talents and started doing ok . As we grew suddenly Berserk and Fire n Ice attacked us at the same time. A straight up fight with Fire n Ice would have been a good and fairly even fight but Berserk added in was like fighting someone 3 times our size. We lost and began running for our lives and so goes the era. Good luck on the bribing , I hope it works.

I'm not going to say his name because he probably doesn't want me to.  I'm not going to tarnish his reputation for sending me words of encouragement, sorry for being human.

Psycho Delic Retarded Faux Nouveau Report 12:52:52 Dec 11th 09

since Bear Machines now has 5 members DARK would like to get involved and even things up.  DARK declares war on Bear Machines and request hate mail from Mr. Stealthmachine.  RR and PHI haven't sent us any. Oh while I'm at it We are attackin Rebirth too because that 2% or whatever means Beserk will surpass them in top 10.  we always have a reason.  oh what the heck we want to fight Brotherhood of the wolf too since Slawter joined them. dang nabit.  LH get all the press.

Wow attack them now why not idk attack them when we were being slaughtered, but wait thats how you guys are now isnt it, attacking kingdoms when they are weakened and too far spread out on Nirvana, so it will be easier for you. All chear for the kingdom that attacks kingdoms when they are weakened from another war yeah go Dark, I agree with Stealth about you being dishonourable

but everything else Stealth, you brought it upon yourself mate so have a cup of concrete and harden up

dude,  I just thought it was funny.  that is all.  What the heck am I going to attack with?  now that fight club have NAPed ravage our stuff is wide open to Ancient Basio.  and dude at teh time when rebirth was attacking you, phi had taken all our stuff.

I have like 300 nazz.  lol

Dark, as we speak your boy kamikazi ii opens his gates for GOTF and closes them for us. 

http://img706.yfrog.com/i/92291678.gif/

wow what a bunch of whiners ugh. well anyway its obvious that anom char is from ex hillbilly or gladiators. Only kd we teamed with fire n ice was against billy but some of them merged with the glats. good to see we have gotten a reputation and even have earned our own nick. though 50 dollar kingdom makes me think we are all pimps or whores lol.

Another fun hate mail just for me XD.

The point is, you ruined a very fun game for me. There was no need for you to get help from your crony kingdoms. I wish you could have just fought us fair and square.

The $50 offer was childish and I withdrew it. I was pissed off and I'm calm now.

You really are a *beep* though dude. There was no need for you to hire help, and I was trying to show you how pathetic it was to hire people to do your dirty work. Next time fight fair. Don't respond with an *beep* remark, I really don't want to hear it. You didn't NEED to hire help, you chose to because it made your life easier.

I'm hopinhg you can still allow us to have a fair shot at defending our OWN *beep*ing core and call off your cronies kingdom(s). It's not like you won't win eventually anyways...

btw just so you know dont send spam at me otherwise ill just post it. however if you would refrain from insults i might just listen. Btw all who read this pointless arguement plz comment on the zerk thread about what our kd can improve!

Hmmmm i guess ill explain Fire 'n' Ice's position in this ahemm discussion.

Ever since Fire 'n' Ice and Berzerk warred to a standstill early in the era , we have been on friendly terms.
So when Fire 'n' Ice went to war against Hillbillys , Berzerk said they would help once they had secured there area because at that time Hillbillys was number 1 ranked empire on Talents.
Once Hillbillys was sent back over the border (Midgard) after fighting honourably fire 'n' ice signed a cf/nap agreement with them and headed back to talents.
As i said to Mr Stealthmachined i dont like empires from worlds that started b4 us invading and thinking they can get easy cities/plunders (which i started to do in midgard much to my embarassment) so will do my best to stop it.
And as you arent a native of Talents that is what im doing.
And to be fair all i took was a unmaned Blocker off a member of yours and have a blocker stopping you from getting back to Valhalla and anyone from there trying to get into Talents.
So in reality Fire 'n' Ice (or more like me ) hasn't even started warring with you.

Mr. Stealthmachined... Little stupid to attack a bigger crowed?? Maybe a lesson for you the next era is to work on your diplomatic skills.. Pretty bad call to come up here and start attacking, right?!?

why are bear machines lieing , this isnt there first era , the first time i fought them was the era IoK was created , and ive fought them since then the era i was in KoC , and they was around for the two eras after that. ive seen them playing for atleast 6 era's , actively.

You know Stealthmachine I am really getting tired of explaining this to you.  We did not ask GOTF to help.  Apparently you have been warring them before us so what did you expect them to do when they saw you in another world.  Let me think about that ohh yeah attack your stupid A$$.  So quit whinning.  I have told you we didn't need there help nor did we ask for there help.

Bearmachines are just a cheap rip off KD of our theme.... they probably applied while I was sleeping and got rejected by papa or the horny one... :)

Bear Machines was before NP
although they were never worth talking about

Mr. Stealthmachined
"I know karma will eventually set in, I just hope I'm still playing when it happens..."

Maybe this is karma? You're known for betrayal and backstabbing!