We are currently open to discussing "politics".  >:D

yes carnage suck all the blood from you your wemon and children untill they stop struggleing.

Mmm, anyone wana post a shot of the first unlucky person that landed by Carnage this era? HAHA

Don't even think "Politics" could save this poor soul.

Dol Goldur

Owner: Mr. Zakath VI Size: 145 building(s). Kingdom: Empires United Gates: open

Mr. Zakath IV run for your *beep*ing life!!!! get the hell out of there!!! you still
have time to save yourself!! =S






really though i do feel bad for him... =S

Squire Sincere, son of Squire So Sincere,
I am afraid that you must really think about moving or provide a good case to our born again viceroys. Your father had served us well, but your level of activity or commitment to the kingdom must be high. As former brother-in-arms, I am pretty sure the High Council will provide more than enough leeway for you.

Sire Helios, I see that you have not returned the powers of the Sun God back to him. Perhaps we should all stay away from you because we are now only mere mortals?

Stormcrow, my old friend. Glad to see you back as our chief Diplomat. The last one, Persephone, really gave us a really good time, especially on the map and battlefront. Her map-cap antics was, erm, I guess, less suited to my taste. I look forward to you bringing more stability to our kingdom.

Your Highness, here are the slaves that Persephone last gotten from TNM in a far-eastern land, 300 males and 300 females. I guess now you have to do the hardwork of dividing them.

Carnage Embassy 2.0.1

Hey! I thought i saw someone taking pictures that day! We really need to start doing better cavity searches:(

i vote no too!

*pulls lever to the right and eludes death =D*

	COC	Children of the Corn	4	Mr. Policia	127
	Havoc	Carnage	35	Sir Zmonev	98

now carnage what you think of that what will be your course of action?????

personnally in just shocked

ok.........i thought would you just kill them

thats some bug or one of them in in Newb world or something same thing happend last era aswel.

btw
ROLF anatoliy  :D :D

Mr. Rubyian

That is you.

So...   I heard Carnage are a bunch of new guys...  That they've never been in a war... tell me.. is this true...?  Because, where I come from Carnage are worshipped from town to town(Yes, we have small altars in every home)...

I don't have any "politics" to discuss...   just that question...   so... are you newbs...?

Stormcrow, you should know by now that it is one of the few things hes good at :P

That and spamming, but he has become quite rusty at that lately :P

I declare war on Carnage. reason: half are transvestites and the other half are naked. Yes, I will destroy you from another world. Phear the power of my iwbm's (inter world balistic missile for you nubtards)

@dork

the britsh officers told their troops (rifleman) that the german tanks were made of carton.(so they woulnt run and shoot there meaningless bullets) :p

(same thing agains carnage)

Your Lordship, I am afraid we have to educate the masses about the 3 options that you have stated above:
"I agree" to hand my cities on a platter to Carnage without any fuss.
"I concour" that my units are better off dead than to face Effie's pe*ahem*.
"I think that's definitely right!" that Carnage is better at war, spam and *ahem*nor fights than farm, write useful things and real sword fights.

um
let's make it clear!
I am *mentally* confused. I sometimes actually train troops instead of farming...
BUT!
I am NOT sexually confused! I'm rather sure that Ms. Simetra is my type of orientation... I tihnk... >_>

Thats not what you said to us last night at our all-naked jamboree:(

Oopss......this is the public forums....going to go now....

rofl

Quick! Make sure Swifty didn't post in there! ;-)

The first post in this thread was "We are currently open to discussing "politics".  >:D"

How do 100% Free *beep* fitness community and ROFLCHOPTER!!1 fit into your long-term politcal plans?

Umm...
ROFLCHOPTER!!1 is a new diplomatic unit developed by Carnage's scientists.
It is uses the newly made tactic ArmySwarming, in which we send out many ROFLCHOPTER!!1, full of diplomats, into nearby kingdoms.
The ROFLCHOPTER!!1 moves at a rather slow pace, but it can be heard miles off, thus announcing it's coming so the nearby Kingdoms can take the time to build up an airport to house the ROFLCHOPTER!!1s. If such an effort is not made, there can be dangerous consequences, such as:

• the ROFLCHOPTER!!1s will land inside your villa's pool
• the ROFLCHOPTER!!1 will chop off your banana trees, which could bring you to famine
• ... other things you don't wanna know