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*The Dark Lord Osiris walks onto his balcony to speak to the masses that have gatherd to hear his speach*
"It is true plebians the armies of Hex have come to disrupt this peace that i have worked so hard for" said the Dark Lord
"but you have only just returned to us" screamed the crown
"Alas i know my friends but it is forever to be my fate that i am forced to crush our enemies, those who deny us our freedom" replied Osiris

"TO WAR MY PEOPLE!" Osiris shouted.

As the mighty legions of Osiris started to march the band played a hisorical piece of music to inspire the troops.


we drink to our Swifty, for days come and gone
For the Age of Hex is just about done
We'll drive out the Qassim and restore what we own
With our blood and our steel we will take back our home

Down with Hanky, the leader of Scum
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll bum (your female relatives ofc)
We're the children of Legacy, and we fight all our lives
And when Armageddon beckons everyone of us dies
But this land is ours and we'll see it whiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams

Down with Hanky, the leader of scum
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll bum (guess who)
We're the children of Legacy , and we fight all our lives
And when Armageddon beckons everyone of us dies

We drink to our Swifty, for days come and gone
For the Age of Hex is just about done



As the cruel and crippled leaders of Hex heard this song their hearts sunk.

"how can we stand against such righteous might" Hanky whisperd to Qassim
"Ride out sire! we ride out to meet them!" was the simple Qassims reply
*hanky slaps his man servent qassim*
"Dont be stupid fool that only works in films, In reality we would be cut down"

*Hanky considers his options and decides that his only chance is to dye his hair black
"we must disguise ourselves as normals friends" he whispers to his council of evil
"That will not work sire" snivels Fred the failist (see what i did there? :D)
"Then our only chance is to surrender" cries the Hanky

Meanwhile the Dark lords armies advance scout encounters problems when it is struck by devil magic
"The fools, do they not know that this is just a large scout and they by showing their hand so soon they ruin themselves" said Finwe
"apparantly not sir" replies the majestic scrumpy Jack
"then they are all doomed" States Finwe

The armies of Osiris continue to mass. Soon an unstopable force (me) will meet a pathetic balsa wood wall (hex) and the fate of worlds will be decided. Who will you join citizen! (starship troopers for the cool peeps)





PS *excuse poor spelling its late and ive been drinking*
PPS *Question your god again and i will smite you down with gingeritis*

you love me

I used to make epic poems like you.. then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Then Hanky calls Bling

no way to speak about osi


LOL