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No Embassy for us, because if we want to negotiate with anyone we'll come to yours, so a simple noticeboard of our position will suffice.


May it please the World of Fantasia, the Council of PKS has sat, then stood, walked around a little, and sat again.  We have decided that the chairs in our sitting room really need to be more comfortable.

Word has reached us that Illuminati Empire are likely to come under attack from a number of Kingdoms.  Some are our friends, some our enemies, but all would be settling lands that PKS like the look of.  In order to stop this unfairness happening we have decided (apart from the chair thing) that PKS are now at WAR with Illuminati Empire.  We're really sorry to anyone who's inconvenienced by this decision but by making it we hope to maintain peace by (a) stopping our enemies settling near to us and (b) stopping our friends from gaining lands and production that they might use later for war-like actions.  This decision is, therefore, essential in order to maintain world peace, as is our mission.



***this notice has been passed by the George W Bush Bureau of Diplomatic Logic***

We are not going down without a fight, my army has already killed one of PKS Batalion and soon more will follow.

We are also very sad to have to do it, Duke S.  But we must preserve peace, as is our calling, and attacking them is the only viable way.

I'm not saying what you guys should do ;) I'm just expressing my mind about it. If you guys are fighting for peace ... perhaps napping them and defending them against all evil would help ? (once again ... Just telling what I'm thinking)

Bah every1 knows that the peacekeepers know no peace.They are all flesh-eating warmongering demons :D

Wow we talking about the same people  Vespasianus?
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If we had weapons of  mass destruction wouldn't we have already used it on Carnage?

(Edited by Mr. Sighearte 3/3/2007 10:09:17 PM)

Thank you Vespas. 

As for the WMD, we had reliable intel that you not only have them but would be able to use them against us within 45 minutes.  We're confident that we'll find proof very soon

VUbot, What is Peacekeeper?

They hoarde weapons of mass destruction and then use them on other KDs. To cover up there invasions they say the other KDs have WMDs
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Yeah I now you are doing it to grow yourselves bigger ... but however it's to bad its in cost of the smaller ones : )

do u make towns u took rainbows too? ;)

rainbows make people very angry :)

because no one wants to kill you because all your towns are useless and your no threat

why cant you spell doughnut right?

Because, despite rumours, I'm really not a jam-filled yeast product, which a doughnut would be. 

I'm more like the sort of light choux pastry delicacy which, when savoured with a really good coffee,  leaves you feeling  relaxed, satisfied, and at peace with the world.

Yet more World Harmony courtesy of PKS

Have a nice day :)

God PKS are building 100% rainbow cities again?! :(

i don't have a single rainbow city, am i an exeption?

All War ends in Peace.  All Peace ends in War.  Therefore it is entirely logical for Peacekeepers to declare War.

Rainbow Cities are definitely the way forward.  Just perhaps not in Auckland if there are any French Secret Service types around...

Damn you Mac :P

And PKS luck with magic lol, I just cast EiTS 10 times with 99% chance and failed 9 out of 10 lol

This war isn't going good, but I am killing alot of Carnage, but not alot of PKS.

Oh my god!! I've heard some members of carnage have been oppressing their citizens and usingn them for slave labour! You must stop them!

Our sources have also reported that they're making their women wear clothes.  We have to act, and expect all right-thinking (ie: ones that agree with our ways) nations of the world to support us.  Those that don't will be guilty of supporting and sponsoring Carnage's inhuman activities!




*** this has been an election broadcast in support of my bid for the American Senate ***

(Edited by Mr. Donut 3/7/2007 3:16:25 PM)

Mr Jad, nice though vengeance would be, we have an invite to talk.  Let us toast some marshmallows and parlay.

Sir Brain, we know they can out-produce, but you'll never find us with starving workers, or too little gold to support our towns, or having to pay inflated market prices for the necessities of life no matter which of our Rainbows are lost ;)

"it's not that hard"

Tragic in one so young.

So what you're saying, Sir B, is that our transport keeps us fit, our women look nice and DIRRRRTTTTTYY (hope that wasn't your sister, btw) and that our healthcare relies on laughter - known to be one of the most beneficial actions for your health.

You, on the other hand, grow fat and lazy while polluting the planet, have sex with silicone, and need artificial limbs to replace those lost to your clogged, obese, arteries.

The defence rests, Mi'lud ;)

He's one of our new converts from P.E.R.C. 

The body shape is obviously indicative of starvation, brought about by losing all his food when his one huge farming town was burnt