Forums / In game politics / Team LGC Recruiting!

(*The Battle Hymn of the Republic starts playing in the background as Fizban comes on the stage:*)



Hello everyone! Seeing as we're now caught up in a time of transition in VU. It has now come to Legacy's attention that we can't function with less than 20 members anymore. Now that kingdoms with 30+ members have become the newest craze, we've decided to change our ways. So, behold the following criteria for new recruits:

General Requirements

• Having the ability to 'breathe' and to technically be considered 'alive'
• Having the ability to type things in a keyboard, mostly your login and password.
• Be able to build very large mines and spam out troops.
• Be able to MOVE said troops, or put them under the command of the Legacy vets.
  
• Having no life except for playing VU is a plus.
• Being able to run multiple accounts and spy on other kds is an added bonus.
• Having in-depth knowledge of latest TV-shows and anime will help your life among Team LGC greatly.
  

• Must be able to put up with jokes and remarks about your sexuality and penor size.
• Must be able to have rough bummsecks with Swifty and Val whenever they're needing 'relief'.
  
• Be able to make jokes and remarks about how you want to tap Quietone. Great remarks/jokes are instantly turned into Team Lgc channel info.

• Must be willing to be a "sex-object" for the few straight guys within Legacy, or guinea pig for trying out new lines or improving "game".
• Waive all rights to whatever you say, as they'll probably be turned into Team Lgc channel info and immortalized in a secret Hall of Shame. ;-)
  
• If living in the States, you must supply Fizban with your number so he can add you to his very lucrative 1-900 business. (Otherwise I've got to stick to Ben and Ez as my phone girls.)
  
• Pictures are ALWAYS a plus. Pictures of your hot sister would also be an added bonus. Borderline lesbian scenes will make their way into the "Girls of Legacy" calendar currently in the works.
  

Ohh! Ohh! Can my multi join?

Well, Messiah's already known for being a good bummsecks slave... I think there might be a position open for you somewhere. How are you about leather and a cup and thong?

I don't know about you Heroix, who are all your multis? ;-)

I see, so when I see your name, I'm thinking of a slightly 'sexual' phrase so I'm thinking you might also fit in (pun intended) with the bummsecks brigade. If you're interested.

i love the way everyone who has posted here are hinting that they wanna join but dont wanna come straight out and ask :)

Damn, i almost fit that, its a shame i like going out and getting drunk rather then playing VU. Can i join anyway if i send you my bi pics?

I believe that if you can keep the pics coming, we'll find a spot for you Natalia. ;-)

Why didnt you come to me before posting this :/?

Sir Fizban wrote of Rimtas: "I see, so when I see your name, I'm thinking of a slightly 'sexual' phrase so I'm thinking you might also fit in (pun intended) with the bummsecks brigade. If you're interested."

That would apply to me too, yes? :o

I think I know exactly the person for this! ME!!

Dear Fizban,

I must say I have always loved you guys. I've never seen anyone so cool, well-dressed and good with words.

Also the way you guys have fun is so unbelievably amazing! You are all so smart, intelligent and interesting from so many points of view. Your morals perfectly fit mine, we both care only for the higher good and for the wellfare of others. We are so altruistic, self-aware and well mannered.

I have been playing forever on Fantasia and I believe no one ever farmed like me. I have gave you my mines every era so you guys could get on top.

I want to be with the winning side. I will help you and I will learn Swifty how to play too :)

I can give you all advices and I also have two multis whom I can infiltrate wherever I want : Zerocool The Berserker and Andrei The Impaler.

I am also a very good diplomat, I can convince anyone I want to fight me, uhm... I meant LOVE ME!

I know so many people on VU and they're all my friends, especially from the Legacy/DB bunch who are people I adore.

We will get along so well, I can't wait :)

When shall I apply? Now or tomorrow morning after I bummseks all of you? :)

Regards,

Your love :)

Here, a picture of me. Im sure il fit right into the team.

Legacy's a multi-national task force specially formed by the UN to perform 'peacekeeping' missions here in VU.

Kinda like the new plotline for the GI Joe remake movie but not as crappy.

"Are you seriously recruiting for LGC in the forums?  This is something I never thought I would see during my time."

Same here, my friend. What has VU become?

Get you in what, her?

Perhaps. But I doubt it'll get you far with us. We don't like incest.



much

It has now come to Legacy's attention that we can't function with less than 20 members anymore.

since when doesnt DB belong to LGC?

ahh i vigured it out So DB are only LGC's BoyToy's

hay can i jeoen?

i ar 19 yur old liv swe and likk utopia all day!!!11

hehehe. Lewatha your a exeption :P your a Slave-toy :P

Xuaron, please stay on topic. This is a serious recruitment thread, not about flaming LGC or DB. Create a new topic if you wish to do so.

whoops sorry Frederick
being Sirious now: Doesnt LGC alway's Invite ppl instead of making a Public Forum

I still believe in you Reg!!!

Humanity hasnt given up on you!! :)

oh damn I'm going off topic....

errr... LGC!! recruiting!! wooot! :P

Lgc recruiting? since when?

and Reg's is my multi :P or i am his, i dunno, i confuse this sometimes ;)

Lewatha's right she's not a bot ;D

she's a pirate! yarr!! :)

Sir Fizban Report 9/25/2007 5:25:26 PM

I believe that if you can keep the pics coming, we'll find a spot for you Natalia. ;-)

What pics? i never sent you one of me in my underwear? why who's asking!?!?

*calms down*

ok you can get more pics

Vist me while your over here then!

I now changed my password, so that I, Heero Yuy can't enter the account Spoon anymore.
I'll give it to some really good looking, honourable, honest, superb guy I don't know, so that he can become famous on Visual-Utopia.