Valhalla 45 Er of Mr Hanky

Valhalla 45 Er of Mr Hanky

23:30:27 Nov 30th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

Congratulations to Lost Souls!

Hammer and Shield will be returning, but pending a change in dynamic to Valhalla this will likely be our last Era.

Looking forward to it!

Side note, why don't maps rotate on Valhalla?

10:31:00 Dec 2nd 16 - Duke Chade The Drunk Meerkat:

cause Val is a "new player world". maps rotate only on the upper worlds

22:56:28 Dec 2nd 16 - Bran (Mr. Edward Longshanks):

im here for some valhalla scalps. good luck bigfield. good luck Chode

00:25:21 Dec 3rd 16 - Mr. Dong Zhuo:

I invite all against the supremacy of Valhalla for centuries.: Kingdom of Heaven and Lost Souls (as known as "let me ally KoH to win some era).

The Zhuo Army shall crush anyone who NAP or ally this two kingdoms, and will fight til the end against them in order to stop this secular supremacy.

Dong Zhuo, Wall of Fire Warchief

Join our ranks!

00:40:50 Dec 3rd 16 - Prince Erythnul:

LOL.. really Dong Wong ? ... that would be the only way you could even come close to beating LS.. and funny how it was alright for your empire and H&S do do exactlythe same things a few eras ago , but when the shoe is on the other foot .. you start bleating ..

Actions speak louder then bleating bud ...

01:30:43 Dec 3rd 16 - Mr. Dong Zhuo:

Erythnut, you farmed the whole era and napped everyone. Archion won the era just farming, killing me after I've invaded KoH and Horus (which turned his victory possible).

Your kingdom worths nothing at all.
I have absolutelly no respect for you and your kingdom.

And I cant say that about KoH.

01:31:49 Dec 3rd 16 - Mr. Dong Zhuo:

Join our ranks to kill Lost Souls, the cancer of Valhalla.

01:34:41 Dec 3rd 16 - Mr. Bling:

Surrender now, while you have a chance. This wont take long to kill this bunch off.

01:46:54 Dec 3rd 16 - themanfrombotswana (Mr. Schoolcat):

Dong Zhuo...are you even Chinese?

02:12:38 Dec 3rd 16 - Mr. Dong Zhuo:

VU cant be acessed in China. I have chinese family but I dont live there, thankfully.

03:29:17 Dec 3rd 16 - themanfrombotswana (Mr. Schoolcat):

so your chinese family can't join your lame kingdom then?

04:45:43 Dec 3rd 16 - Mr. Looney Tunes:

Hopefully you all done with being potty trained now. Dont want any lame accident stories this era.

05:05:38 Dec 3rd 16 - themanfrombotswana (Mr. Schoolcat):

Apparently every single member of Lost Souls left the kd after winning last era.

06:12:42 Dec 3rd 16 - Prince Erythnul:

Dong Long you are a funny guy .. maybe take up stand up comedy you will be a hit with all the other bleating , moaning ' I war the whole map but still seem to lose Brigade' .

If i want to Nap the world ... i will Nap the world .. If i want to fight the world ..I will Fight the world ..

I do what i want to do ... maybe you should do the same instead of being so transfixed on what others are doing .

06:57:54 Dec 3rd 16 - themanfrombotswana (Mr. Schoolcat):

short dong more like

09:54:04 Dec 4th 16 - Duke Chade The Drunk Meerkat:

Whoaaa....hold your horses!

stop b1tching around and sh1t...you are switching the focus from my return! This should be No 1 discussion in Valhalla this era....The Great Chade's return

20:13:55 Dec 4th 16 - Random (Mr. Definitely Not Random):

SHOO CHADE

21:19:37 Dec 4th 16 - Duke Chade The Drunk Meerkat:

21:20:14 Dec 4th 16 - Random (Mr. Definitely Not Random):

pls stop market feeding ur orc thank u

00:16:00 Dec 6th 16 - themanfrombotswana (Mr. Schoolcat):

Fant MkII right?

19:12:58 Dec 6th 16 - Mr. Corithius:

Whos chad?

19:16:47 Dec 6th 16 - Ivanho (Mr. Ivanho The Ocro Imperor):

So whats up guys? so far LS n KoH having OOP.

Most Fearsome Rulers

Mr. Ivanho The Ocro Imperor has won 5 battles, captured 2 cities and killed a total of 27886 men and women.
Mr. Unbroken has won 2 battles, captured 3 cities and killed a total of 18539 men and women.
Prince Erythnul has won 1 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 15791 men and women.
Mr. Definitely Not Random has won 0 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 6589 men and women.
Mr. Schoolcat has won 2 battles, captured 4 cities and killed a total of 325 men and women.
Mr. Fuzzy Nutz has won 1 battles, captured 1 cities and killed a total of 4086 men and women.

01:29:49 Dec 7th 16 - themanfrombotswana (Mr. Schoolcat):

It's a great world Valhalla. So far, so good!

14:26:33 Dec 8th 16 - Mr. Raymonne:

Can somebody sell some trees please?

05:35:14 Dec 15th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

Observations:

Naraians v SPQR.

SPQR and HnS v KoH

Lost Souls v NA and HnS

11:03:44 Dec 15th 16 - Duke Chade The Drunk Meerkat:

noted

15:55:46 Dec 19th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

KoH and LS appear to be at war as well.

16:14:48 Dec 23rd 16 - Mr. Looney Tunes:

Shug says you're all shyte homofhags.

.. cept for my girls of course. hey babes <3

15:37:25 Dec 26th 16 - Osiris (Mr. Demandred):

The Feels when you log in after christmas and realise someone decided that was the best time for a hyper active attack :P

15:57:54 Dec 26th 16 - Woody (Lord Woody):

Didn't realise that was you osi... Wouldn't of given you the run around otherwise xD

16:37:10 Dec 26th 16 - Osiris (Mr. Demandred):

I dunno :D i thought our little stand off was going to be interesting but i gotta retreat to my homeland :p

19:03:22 Dec 26th 16 - Mr. Looney Tunes:

Gotta admit this combination of players are the most useless bunch of cun+s i've played with in 10 years of VU

20:41:53 Dec 26th 16 - Osiris (Mr. Demandred):

we get it already bling. you are mighty and everyone else in the game sucks. maybe you should go pay for an escort and lose that rage of yours

21:00:53 Dec 26th 16 - Princess Aisha:

I do not understand how he gets in any kingdom? I mean, why would people allow him into a kingdom...

21:05:57 Dec 26th 16 - Mr. Bling:

Because I do all the fighting and they farm. Dont u get it yet.

The reason they lost over and over is the same shit tactic. Fck it.. someone else will defend, I will farm.

Half of IG and Lost Souls didnt have a single troop trained when the war arrived.

21:15:55 Dec 26th 16 - Osiris (Mr. Demandred):

because bling is so amazing he had no impact on val this era, if he had actually tried im sure everyone on the map would be dead already. All hail the mighty blingod

21:18:04 Dec 26th 16 - Mr. Bling:

Well facts are facts. Enemy showed up and people figure, hey, maybe we should train.

16:02:53 Dec 27th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

Wait is Bling Looney Tunes?

16:32:32 Dec 27th 16 - Osiris (Mr. Demandred):

yes, were you scared?

17:03:46 Dec 27th 16 - Mr. Bruce Willis:

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door, and started whoopin' her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture {Aww!}

It's the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Demandred said... nothing, you idiots

Demandred dead, he's locked in my basement (ha, ha!)

17:21:14 Dec 27th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

No. Just shocked.

As much trash talking as he usually dors I didnt expect to take him out and make hiexpecten within 24 hours of contact.

I expected more strategy.

And here I was bashing guilty for new bashing.

17:26:45 Dec 27th 16 - Mr. Bling:

Nah, I respawned and started era late. I bashed a couple of your armies and the blue dudes, but meh, no kd support

18:43:24 Dec 27th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

Couple of my armies?

I had about 10k ponies doing recon. You didnt even have magic defense to keep your walls from being crushed.

It does suck when a KD isnt there but you didnt put magic on your armiea until the end.

You cant get better if you dont look at your own faults too.

19:05:05 Dec 27th 16 - Mr. Bling:

lol, your first army got splattered, your second army turned and headed back to your blocker, then the blue bird attacked and got killed. Then Shug had a bright idea for me to go attack another player moving from the north, and he would move to my blocker, which he didnt do, leaving me in no mans land.

And in terms of magic. I was your elf on GvE a couple era's back, freezing the enemy you failed to go kill, and you couldnt even work out your kd to protect your elf.

20:34:38 Dec 27th 16 - Ivanho (Mr. Ivanho The Ocro Imperor):

Lol, seems LS is broken well. and i would love era rank 1 vs Bling. Damn.

21:00:36 Dec 27th 16 - Osiris (Mr. Demandred):

LS was pretty inactive. You took good advantage of that by launching your attack Xmas day ^^

00:19:53 Dec 28th 16 - Duke Chade The Drunk Meerkat:

Oh come on osi :) there were guys from all kds playing straight thru xmas. Im feeling you though mate. Woke up yesterday to find ur core in tatters. Waaay too much whiskey on xmas = zero fcuks vu policy :D

02:28:19 Dec 28th 16 - Strawberry (Ms. Strawberry):

Hey hey the blue bird didnt get killed, dont make me look so bad i just lost 6k zerks out of 17k with a lucky roll i suspect. Well i just stopped attacking because i was waiting for them to get aotd'ed back but i guess our mage is waiting for me to beg him to give me one :(

16:44:58 Dec 29th 16 - Mr. Corithius:

There is confusion amongst the coalition against lost souls and kingdom of heaven. It is not declared if proposed kingdoms are truly part of the coalition. The naranians are attacking another coalition kingdom. The naranians thus are declaring themselves not part of the coalition

21:35:43 Dec 30th 16 - Mr. Bigfield The Executive:

Is Ideal society active?

Kingdoms in Valhalla
Kingdom of Heaven 9 Lord Stormcrow 209
Novus Animi 7 Lord Arc The Lanista 175
Nararians 6 Mr. Batos 158
Hammer and Shield 5 Mr. Bigfield The Executive 100
SPQR 7 Baron Tiberius Decimus II 98
Wall of Fire 3 Mr. Dong Zhuo 31
Lost Souls 7 Prince Erythnul 29
Ideal Society II 3 Mr. Meskis Forever 3

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