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Mantrax Era 47
18:47:11 Jun 14th 10 - Master Alien God:

A.K.A ( game name ) Joebob


23:02:22 Jun 14th 10 - Master Alien God:

For %#ß Sakes i killed the convo again!!!... way to go me ..*WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!


23:15:17 Jun 14th 10 - Dr. Evil:

stop killing the conversation Alien


06:47:37 Jun 15th 10 - Sir Teirdel:

Ive been gone for 3 days n come back to another of aliens wonderful jokes. I ask my friend if you could just lay them all bare now -_-. My personal favorite is the kitchen.


14:59:05 Jun 15th 10 - Master Alien God:

if i spill all my jokes now .. what am i going to have left for the rest of my last two Era's in Vu?


17:45:28 Jun 15th 10 - Duke Iahill of Dol Aoth:

laughter? at other peoples jokes that are funny? :P im just playing with ya 


18:41:49 Jun 15th 10 - Master Alien God:

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?


14:47:43 Jun 16th 10 - Master Alien God:

The differences between men and women.


18:02:08 Jun 17th 10 - Duke Drakos:

Q: If your wife is at the front door hollering to be let in, and your dog is barking at the backdoor at the same time, which do you let in first?

Answer: the dog, at least it will shut up. :D


18:06:58 Jun 17th 10 - Mr. Gaia Breeaker:

answer neither of them :) just buy earprops


20:01:55 Jun 17th 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:

Tell your wife to come in the back door and let the dog in. lol.

Now someone re-arrange what I just said.lol.


21:05:34 Jun 17th 10 - Mr. Danygraig:

no let your wife in first and tell her to go let the dog in :)


21:48:31 Jun 17th 10 - Mr. Gaia Breeaker:

shoot her instead both the dog and her


10:31:44 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Kaasridder:

do any of you have some gold and food for me? my People are leaving the cities... got only 2 armoury's left... :(


10:33:26 Jun 18th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

ill take one off your hands for you


11:00:29 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Ignis Calibus:

I want one got money and no armorie


11:07:45 Jun 18th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

whats funny is that I have 7 armouries and I will most probably have 10 by end of era


11:44:01 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Will Kellys Husband:

armoury whore!!


12:28:31 Jun 18th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

if I could get some mines i would but i get stuck with armouries, i wrecked 6 armouries as well so i would have 13


12:37:23 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Kaasridder:

well i selled some of my stone and lumber. if gladiators take my armoury named Kaasstad soon i maybe get some food again with a + instead of a -.


16:13:52 Jun 18th 10 - Master Alien God:

good... thank you for helping us kill you Kaasridder ... take all cities from Kaasridder and leave Kaastad for last... =P


18:30:32 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Arkan IV:

Us? alien you're not doing anything..


19:13:45 Jun 18th 10 - Master Alien God:

10:08:36 Jun 3rd 10 - Master Alien God:

VICTORY!

They surrendered. Master. We have won the battle!

We killed all of the 29092 troops and 0 peasants.


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10:16:50 Jun 3rd 10 - Master Alien God:

VICTORY!

Master.

We now have Tiny Village under siege, cutting off all supplies.

We killed or injured total of 1993 troops.

Our troops gained +2 extra experience.

chance=69
dice=45.12001

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13:29:30 Jun 4th 10 - Master Alien God:

VICTORY!

Master.

We have returned full command over Tiny Village to Master Alien God.

We killed all of the 10821 troops.

Our troops gained +1 extra experience.


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09:52:11 Jun 18th 10 - Master Alien God:

VICTORY!

Master.

The city of Kaaskwekers is now under our command!

Some of their peasants escaped with all the resources!

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not including the 4 other's i won before i joined preds ... its still something more then you did Arkan


21:12:44 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Liu Bei of Shu:

Arkan has done a lot of shit. More than you have this era. If this is his first era he is doing a damn good job. In my first era i got up to 120k income and in Arkans first era he got 1 mill. Arkan is a strong player and its your loss you lost him. For me I have gained a valuable ally and I am glad he is with us in MYTH.


02:25:52 Jun 19th 10 - Mr. Kaasridder:

16:13:52 Jun 18th 10 - Master Alien God:

good... thank you for helping us kill you Kaasridder ... take all cities from Kaasridder and leave Kaastad for last... =P

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goodluck with that mate because omnight got that one allready.. :P



02:39:42 Jun 19th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

actually i took it


03:04:45 Jun 19th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

This is gonna suck

Archades is defended by 348028 soldiers who seem to be armed with magic weapons and mithril armor. The city is also defended by 138712 peasants.

Archades has 141 walls, which will increase our preparation time by 2 day(s).

Our strategists say that we currently have around 0% chance of success for any attack.

We have prepared 1 days for this attack. It will take another 29 days before our soldiers are fully prepared.


03:43:14 Jun 19th 10 - Mr. Liu Bei of Shu:

Wow i have never gotten a 29 day prep thing.


05:33:15 Jun 19th 10 - Master Alien God:

16:12:44 Jun 18th 10 - Mr. Liu Bei of Shu:

Arkan has done a lot of shit. More than you have this era. If this is his first era he is doing a damn good job. In my first era i got up to 120k income and in Arkans first era he got 1 mill. Arkan is a strong player and its your loss you lost him. For me I have gained a valuable ally and I am glad he is with us in MYTH.

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dude i don't do "shit" if Arkan likes F#$@in shit it's your business not mine i don't need horrifying images in my head please


06:19:28 Jun 19th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

I think both of you should be quiet as both Myth and you combined have done nothing to what Glad has done alone, or any other gladiator. So stop whinging as you just make yourselves look like little babies crying for attenton.


07:05:09 Jun 19th 10 - Mr. Will Kellys Husband:


well, i for one am crying...

Lord of the rings- the real story as reported by Orc reporter Agrin Smashfacer:

I grew up in a small village outside Isengard. We lived in peace for many generations, breeding and being content-occasionally hunting the odd Elf for sport(they tast delicious).

One day a man came to our village who told us of the evil halfings who were spreading their tobacco smoking filth throughout middle earth. This great man, Saruman, offered to protect us and indeed using his magic made our stronger cousins-the Uruk Hai.

How mighty they were and how they could fight for us even in daylight. We learned of a plot to destroy those who wanted to bring peace and order and orc fellowship to the world. Frodo the fearsome, evil mastermind behind the plot, had to be found. he dared to destroy the very one ring that gave us righteous people unity.

and now, we can see what has happened after the ring has been destroyed....evil halflings waving the flag of Gladiators have swarmed over us, taking our villages, satisfying our orc women and other such crimes.

we tried to warn you but you did not listen...soon the tobacco smoking little folk will rule us all. They outrun us with their ponyriders, they find us with their adventurers...

an Orc's life is one of suffering.


07:50:16 Jun 19th 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

dont worry your suffering will all end soon


13:21:32 Jun 19th 10 - Mr. Ignis Calibus:

nice one


18:02:20 Jun 19th 10 - Mr. Liu Bei of Shu:

Actually what Glads have done to me has made me stronger :). You have taken my cities but now I have a greater strength. Thank you Glads.


00:15:30 Jun 20th 10 - Emperor Palpatine:

well liu Glads are all about self-growth. they are always happy to oblige. my income is also about the same which is kind of strange since i lost 5 cities to them but then i had some cities with low production which has finally come up so i guess i would have had more. still it is good not having to make armies in separate places...


00:30:08 Jun 20th 10 - Mr. Ignis Calibus:

you welcome and let me have some more :) plz stopp giving me you armories i need some foood


01:30:29 Jun 20th 10 - Emperor Palpatine:

i have some HUGE food cities (and mine cities) on the far west of the map behind mr glads and survivor...if you would happily march that way(and get your friends to do so too) they are all yours.


I swear on my honour as a sithlord!

>.>
<.<


01:51:25 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Venomz:

@ Liu Bei of Shu

Even though its Fantasia..

Zik Zok has 2338 walls, which will increase our preparation time by 29 day(s).

We have prepared 2 days for this attack. It will take another 57 days before our soldiers are fully prepared.


01:53:46 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Liu Bei of Shu:

wow i give you sympathy. That srly sucks.


02:00:10 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Venomz:

I got rid of the walls already.. but yeah its some f'cked up sh't. its 288k vs 30k troops in the city.


02:07:05 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Venomz:

VICTORY!

Mr. Venomz.

The city of Zik Zok is now under our command!

Some of their peasants escaped with all the resources!

We killed all of the 30280 troops.


It went faster then i thought :)


03:40:03 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Liu Bei of Shu:

Nice I saw that city on the login screen. Crazy stuff bro crazy stuff.


10:46:13 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:

Well this ain't fun. :( I try and help and this is the thanks I get. :( Not nice. Shoulda just stayed with MYTH if I knew this was going to happen. :(


11:20:09 Jun 21st 10 - Sir Ophiucus:

I had been planning on attacking you even before you left Myth and Bow was waiting for the chance to attack you and i was that chance, now you will die but i guess the 3 cities you have north might save you but doubt it


11:33:09 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:

Well ain't you a peach.


15:20:25 Jun 21st 10 - Sir Teirdel:

Reason income remained close to the same might have something to do with the income curve put in place by zeta not to long ago.


17:11:02 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

Die Kill Die we do not like traitors in BoW.  Joining MYTH was a cowardly act, bu I understand it.  Leaving them as soon as we (Glad and BoW) did the dirty work and pushing them back was a bad move.  You did nothing to help against MYTH, and you expect us to leave you alone?  You had two choices, either stay with MYTH and honor the kingdom that didn't destroy you, or fight against them from the beginning.  Because you took the path you thought would help your kingdom the most, you signed your own death warrant.


18:35:09 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:

"We do not like traitors in BoW"

I'm not a traitor. As you said...

"You did nothing to help agaist MYTH"

But tell them that. :P

"You expect us to leave you alone?"

I left BoW alone when I could have sent in armies to help MYTH. You 'could' well be dead by now if it wasn't for me. When BoW was losing they were happy to make a deal that we wouldn't attack each other, but now that you're winning you don't care.

"The kingdom that didn't destroy you"

Only cos I joined them. :P

"Or fight against them from the beginning."

And died? Hell, if Bow had of put up a better fight, or Glads had of got there quicker then I wouldn't have had to join them. :P

"The path you thourght would help your kingdom the most"

Isn't that the path any leader would take?


18:45:47 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Heimdall:

You knew this was going to happen DKD. We discussed it when you revealed your plans for me and I believe I was very clear on Gladiators view on such manners. You went ahead and took a shot at it anyway hoping we wouldn't stand by our word and now you're being overrun. I realise you haven't had a chance to act differently and survived on Mantrax during this era, but your fate was sealed when you joined Myth.


19:03:54 Jun 21st 10 - Mr. Die Kill Die:

Very clear? You said you "didn't approve such measures." Not "Even if you leave MYTH we will still kill you." :P If you had of said that, then I would still be in MYTH. :P


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