Fantasia 46

Fantasia 46

16:24:31 Jan 11th 17 - Sir Justanius Magni Fontainius:

He told me hes not even romanian, just likes being a vampire.

21:21:43 Jan 11th 17 - Mr. Lala Bragi:

On Fantasia, right now. How is this possible? Aren't there another 7-8 ticks to OOP?

The Native People has won 0 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 438 men and women.

22:00:17 Jan 11th 17 - SFD (Duke Sfd Hybrid):

Natives going in on the early game!!! Natives for the win

22:57:05 Jan 11th 17 - Rottich (Mr. Rottich III):

Hi guys, dunno where to start... Just recognizing so many names and getting weireded out.

With that said, havnt played for god knows how long and im just here to remember how to play this game and make you annoyed for the time beeing seeing as im probably gonna be taken out quite fast ;)

Tooodelooo!

22:59:36 Jan 11th 17 - SFD (Duke Sfd Hybrid):

welcome back rottich :)

22:59:55 Jan 11th 17 - Mr. Torone The Corinthian:

....a willing newbie for the slaughter. Dont let his hopes die. We have our reputations from eons ago to uphold.

23:02:28 Jan 11th 17 - Arkantos (Lord Ajax):

So it begins,

17:00:17 - We are no longer under protection!

23:18:18 Jan 11th 17 - Rottich (Mr. Buggsmasher):

Well considering a certain someone brought me back, i realised the old top tier isnt around no more.

That said, i still remember the odd name, amongst those is bling, cant pinpoint him though haha!

Anyhow, i know you! RAAH!
Just dont know from when,where, or why...

00:03:49 Jan 12th 17 - Lord Caedus:

I have had a couple of crap days at work (don't become a teacher!) and this smack talk has made me smile.

Who wants an NAP? ;)

00:05:04 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

MAD, Alba and the red fkrs

ooh... and Ford cause he cant farm and fight at the same time

00:12:17 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Tinky Winky:

Oh so do I get to say 51 vs 15 this era? Ofc from the other side.

Nice.

00:15:34 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

wait. let me count

00:17:01 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

54 vs 7. WTF is this. I protest totally!!!

00:24:01 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Lala Bragi:

No man, Aesir has 15 people .. not 7.

17:33:08 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

LOL.

I have scouts/smaller armies/bigger armies on 4 MAD cities. I'm OOP. But I can't do anything.....

I can't get info, I can't siege and I can't attack.

18:04:26 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

No changes yet?!

Say, can't you attack or do anything offensive on Fant unless you are a member of kingdom??????

18:06:52 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

I removed those functions on your account due to you being a douchebag

18:17:49 Jan 12th 17 - HorusPanic (Lord Horus):

if teh scouts were on cities before OOP time, you have to reset a path after OOP time. basically, the prep has to be initiated after OOP

18:19:47 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

Now Bling.

You just are not wanted in RoC.

But you are NOT one of those players I do NOT want to be in the same kingdom with, That is a honor I'm not giving you yet. Until now that "honor" is reserved for BL and Kath only.

Just remember. I do NOT hate any player on VU. I just have some personal problems with a few.....................

18:32:37 Jan 12th 17 - King BurningLegion (King Burninglegion The Orc Bear):

Its a honor to upset you so greatly Mcmax

18:33:09 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

He wants to have sexy times with me <3

19:21:10 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

Still not able to do anything.

Well, guess that was that test.

And sorry Bling.

IF so, I would like a "real goodie". Not something like a Thai trans (no matter if it is in words or real).

Remember I have been married with the same woman for nearly 35 years now. So.......

19:22:58 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

BTW: BL or Water. Can you attack my troops??????

19:51:49 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

I ate the same type of cheese for 35 years.

Then I went to a place where there are many types of cheese.

Now, I like all types of cheese.

In fact, I even have 2 or 3 different types of cheese at the same time, sometimes older, sometimes younger.

I like cheese from China, Italy, Spain, USA, colombia, mexico, brazil......

20:01:58 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Drug Addict:

Mr. Trump, who's performing at the inauguration?

Will you do the honour yourself?

20:08:01 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

Old cheese is good as long as you combine it with mustard and onions. And have a good snaps too to take the worst taste.

But now a little serious: Can ANYONE do something offensive right now (expect here in the forum)?????

20:08:09 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

napalm death

20:11:15 Jan 12th 17 - Endless (Lady Sweet Gypsy Rose):

Most Fearsome Rulers
Lord Horus has won 2 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 8716 men and women.
Duke Ryan The Archion XXVIII has won 1 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 6007 men and women.
Sir Kobuskan has won 0 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 1409 men and women.
Mr. Haldimir IV has won 0 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 1140 men and women.
Mr. Skinflayer has won 1 battles, captured 1 cities and killed a total of 673 men and women.
The Native People has won 0 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 438 men and women.

20:11:33 Jan 12th 17 - SFD (Mr. Hodr The Blind):

yes people are attacking and taking over mcmax.
you move the troops to the city before you came oop?

20:20:31 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

Yes I did.

Ohhh if that is the reason then......

Ohhh well, I have never before tried an offensive race before. My luck is, that I do not have a kingdom depending on me.

20:34:11 Jan 12th 17 - Ms. Brunnhilde:

McMax, look at the forums more carefully, you got your answer 10 minutes after you wrote... so you could have fixed it the same tick :)

19:17:49 Jan 12th 17 - HorusPanic (Lord Horus):

if teh scouts were on cities before OOP time, you have to reset a path after OOP time. basically, the prep has to be initiated after OOP

20:36:10 Jan 12th 17 - SFD (Duke Sfd I):

why you gatta do me like that aisha! this is my victory not panic's :P

20:44:06 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Varian Wrynn:

Actually what you need to do is, go 1 tick behind then attack that city again. :P

21:17:07 Jan 12th 17 - McMax (Battlemage Mcmax Testing):

Thanks for your help.

Believe it or not - I have been playing this game for many years - with several longer "vacations" - but.... I didn't knew that about when to move at OOP time.

Guess I need to do some more drills about being offensive at OOP. And seek deeper into the older parts of the forums to get more information.

21:32:53 Jan 12th 17 - Mr. Bling:

And try many different types of wom.. i mean cheese.

23:41:24 Jan 12th 17 - Zond (General of Aishas Tits):

Bling makes my pee pee go boing boing boing

05:01:47 Jan 13th 17 - King BurningLegion (Mr. Burninglegion The Lone Hermit):

Mcmax your not gonna beat me in this OOP skirmish, You've got no income to build your gaia and I was prepared with 2k GT's in all my cities.

05:02:55 Jan 13th 17 - King BurningLegion (Mr. Burninglegion The Lone Hermit):

Btw I obviously cant bounce you either, 1/2 is a pain

04:15:09 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Lala Bragi:

Bling man cmon .. gotta have them MU's this late in the era. I'm disappoint.ed

05:35:20 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Torone The Corinthian:

Blings been smoking a little too much..he's calling his kingdom "Royal order of Knights"..and uncharacteristically..they have orcs in it...I must commend the Aesir's for being able to build a city in feckers core. Fred and I have tried to build outside of our "area" and it wouldn't let us. Yet feckers and Aesir are. Lucky us, I'm sure bling would have us taken out by now if it wasn't for Thor.

05:48:16 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Bling:

Say the dudes hiding in the biggest kds possible cause they dont know shit about the game, tactics or how to win.

Here, little ol Bling, with one finger in the air saying fck y'all.

06:08:04 Jan 14th 17 - Xerxes The Great (High King Tyr):

Hahahaha

07:22:02 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Bling:

Let me give you some insight into arguably the worst player in VU besides Kath.

Bran is tactically unaware. He couldnt see a smack coming until after it had left his face.

Last era, in IG, instead of focusing on the war at hand, he hatched a dumb ass plan to go Yolo on SF, a kd with many experienced players. Packing less than 5% of his army with mu's he set off north. He concocted a plan to attack SF, while at the same time have Osi cast plague.

When he reached SF outer core, he was froze, RoF'd and killed off. Meanwhile Osi's little chemical warfare program hit IG instead, killing more troops than the enemy combined, of which there were many.

Osi and Bran had a little temper tantrum, and killed off their characters, and spent the rest of the era sulking on the skype chat about how unfair it was, with bran adding his own disturbing brand of racist rhetoric to the chat.

I left IG because Hanky was awol, and between Farmer Ford, Osi and Bran, the kd was being run by a bunch of fecking clowns.

To IG's credit, Bogdan and Justain got on with it, rebuilt, and between a CF/NAP that I concluded, much to farmer fords disgust as his only contribution all era was to attack a solo player who started late, we countered into SF. We didnt totally kill them off, they put up a hard fight, and guess what Bran Shug and Osi... 2 girls put in more of a fight than the 3 of you sulky fckrs. So suck my dick.

And Bran... quit the game you racist son of a bitch.

11:45:27 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Justanius The Elf:

I still think we should have killed ford once he got his army up to "help" us or whatever. After I sent a message to MAD leadership saying he is blocking our CF, you may aswell kill him. Guess who came crawling back happy with the CF the same fucker that was watching me be outnumbered and didnt help. Ford was a fuck to be honest and didnt deserve anything that era. He only managed to stay alive because Hanky was stupid enough to let him in our kingdom. I feel sorry for Fred since he actually deserved the win compared to that lazy vet.

12:04:00 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Bling:

If I didnt have Aisha chasing my tail, and had my main focus on the northern attack, Ford would have been eliminated. Him and his silly knight army that he farmed an entire era for, and turned out to be pretty useless apart from pointscoring, which is the only reason he played.

And as for Osi and Bran, they spent 5 weeks on skype chat telling tales of how great they once were when 10 people played the game, then promptly got their asses handed to them on a nub world.

Shug hid out in the south, behind my defences till he had half a pathetic army, and still needed me to donate armouries to him cause his ass had been handed to him by a starter kd. So yeah Justain, when you, Bogdan and I spoke about the NAP, I was in 2 minds on CF with SF just to shut Ford the fck up.

12:05:52 Jan 14th 17 - Bran (Mr. Odin The Wanderer):

this place is turning into a saltmine. bling let it go

12:09:18 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Bling:

Shouldnt you be at Mein Kampf readings, or goose stepping practise?

Or you spending the weekend with your tinfoil hat on reading about muslims so you can use some racist rhetoric to blame them for your minimum wage existence, or are you going to blame Eastern Europeans because they smarter, harder working and get their asses out of bed everyday to make a contribution to their societies?

12:41:07 Jan 14th 17 - Osiris (Dark Lord Uhtred):

Bling right now

12:42:23 Jan 14th 17 - Mr. Bling:

lol haahahah.. classic. love it.

but i think that was shugs reaction when he got pawned by some noobs.

12:43:33 Jan 14th 17 - Fordius (Mr. Khorne The Blood God Fordius):

Damn it's already new era but bling is still stuck in the past.

Bling you were the least scariest guy all era. I not even once considered you to be a treat with ur hammer army. Only reason you staid alive was cause of bogdan and binh finally jumping in for you.

you keep claiming how great you are. Yet you dont dare to fight people on equal ground and stuck urself full with bt's to have an advantage and you talk about tactics and strategy please dont make me laugh. You consider urself as good. You are a total let down. Even considering reason how you let down shrug in that other world tell alot about you.

justain you should had come at me. And you would had only found urself dead. At one point i was considering sending my army that moment binh moved there was no point for me. The funny thing is from start ive considered and stated right away that i wouldnt llay serious still dont get what you people didnt understand about that part?

Only reason i eventually did move cause i wanted the era to end asap and in my farmed up state ive managed to kill almost as much as you bling the "great" only difference is most of mine kills werent gaia's.

Did i deserve the win ofc not. I at first stated wtf in the chat when I won. As i was suprised as fuck. But bogdan knew how much gold/resources i still had in the end. While i had alot of troops. But meh stick to ladt era and keep making up bs. I did enjoy my farming up era. And didnt care one bit about any of it. You kept nagging about numbers ( that alba allied all ) there is many older players left except for roxy and binh and a few others they know my past i got nothing to proove to anyone. Go sit in ur salt mine a cry me a river for all i care.

enjoy :)

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