Fant 57 Beware of Troll Tribe

Fant 57 Beware of Troll Tribe

23:13:30 Aug 28th 18 - Lord Jellybean (Mr. Jellybean Angel):

Ahhh this game wouldn't be so entertaining without the flame wars though, Bling does us a service

01:46:33 Aug 29th 18 - All Might:

There are also:

Mr. Fred The Terrorist of Hex (Elf)
Had 220,935 land, 618,798 troops and 32 science points. Killed 3,786,771 soldiers, won 121 of 209 battles and captured 71 cities.

6.11 Ratio

Mr. Millman XXIX of Mad and Dangerous (Orc)
Had 959,909 land, 103,876 troops and 19 science points. Killed 1,179,363 soldiers, won 61 of 79 battles and captured 83 cities.

11.35 Ratio

Dark Prince Stirlin of Legacy (Troll)
Had 676,738 land, 209,674 troops and 23 science points. Killed 1,515,360 soldiers, won 79 of 114 battles and captured 78 cities.

7.23 Ratio

Dark Prince Poofed Face of Perfectly Ordinary Order of Fellows (Orc)
Had 1,767,345 land, 158,721 troops and 23 science points. Killed 1,654,034 soldiers, won 123 of 143 battles and captured 104 cities.

10.42 Ratio

Mr. Poof Patrol of Perfectly Ordinary Order of Fellows (Orc)
Had 1,384,137 land, 337,677 troops and 24 science points. Killed 3,762,007 soldiers, won 75 of 94 battles and captured 60 cities.

11.14 Ratio

That is as much digging as I want to do.

02:18:08 Aug 29th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Still nothing on my thousand battles. You guys really aren't trying.

16:11:37 Aug 29th 18 - HorusPanic (Sir Panic):

very sad state of affairs in terms of kingdom size and player count on Fant...


The Fecking Feckers	11	Mr. Sexy Fecker	100
Abydos	7	Dark Lord Telamon	50
Mad and Dangerous	10	Sir Aloysius LXXXVIII	47
Albatross	11	Lord Caedus	40
Tribe	4	Chief Mattathia	39

20:10:34 Aug 29th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

So much of Trash-talk.... Since when u though you're faster then me Bling?...

Sexiest Motherf

Army Info
Commander:	Mr. Sexy Fecker
Kingdom:	The Fecking Feckers
Size:	Group of Armies (Around 500,000)
Race:	Halfling
Status:	Moving South West

.....

Blingo IX with ..... soldiers awaiting your orders, Mr. War Troll of Underdogs...

The enemy has 106052 soldiers armed with Magic weapons and mithril armor. They have 0 peasants traveling with them. We have 92% chance winning this battle.

VICTORY!

They surrendered. Mr. War Troll of Underdogs. We have won the battle!

We killed a total of 26779 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 31437 enemy troops.

20:15:36 Aug 29th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

lol, you made two attempts at that battle.

And have no fear, it was intended ;)

Plus your 10 odd scouts you had to hide under that i needed to kill off to get to you. You got nothing kiddo.

20:17:34 Aug 29th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

11:46:01 Aug 26th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

Mr. Sexy Fecker:
burnt your cities, beat your troll up... loads of fun with a few ponies. Now the real army comes :)

Next time come with a better PayPal Acoount n impress ZeTa 😆😆😆

20:19:11 Aug 29th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

I actually get a BT's for passing debugs to Zeta. So when you contribute to the betterment of VU, come talk. Till then shut it, before I actually consider recommending to zeta on a paid membership model.

20:20:25 Aug 29th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Thanks for the XP 😆😆😆

20:24:25 Aug 29th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

I insist... u killed 3 scout the tick i atked u n u killed all scoits the tick before, so i cant hit u. so it cant be intended, n obviously my tricks effective than u think 😎😜😛

Wednesday - 1 days ago
00:00:33	All troops in Blingo IV have died.
00:00:33	Blingo IV lost a battle against Sexiest Motherf from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 1 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 0 Mages, 0 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
00:00:28	All troops in Blingo have died.
00:00:28	Blingo lost a battle against Sexiest Motherf from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 1 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 0 Mages, 0 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
00:00:20	All troops in Blingo III have died.
00:00:20	Blingo III lost a battle against Sexiest Motherf from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 1 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 0 Mages, 0 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
23:53:30	We received a message from Mr. Nortkinril of Tribe.
23:45:31	We received a message from Mr. Nortkinril of Tribe.
23:44:20	Digitus Tertius of The Fecking Feckers bought 6500000 stone for 5876000 gold from you on the market.
23:00:27	All troops in Blingo II have died.
23:00:27	Blingo II lost a battle against Sexiest Motherf from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 1 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 0 Mages, 0 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
23:00:16	All troops in Blingo III have died.
23:00:16	Blingo III lost a battle against Sexiest Motherf from Mr. Sexy Fecker. We lost 1 Hobgoblins, 0 Rockthrowers, 0 Warlords, 0 Mages, 0 Berserkers and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.

Even if it was intended, xp farming is really a slow process. by that time, I'll club u so much that u wont last till End Era. so that was still a waste...

20:45:18 Aug 29th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Ok he-man, if you think so.

07:05:25 Aug 30th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Horus things look better from down here. From the bottom up it looks like 4 relatively evenly matched kingdoms and one big n00b KD:

Leader %P
Kingdoms in Fantasia
The Fecking Feckers 11 Mr. Sexy Fecker 253
Abydos 7 Dark Lord Telamon 129
Mad and Dangerous 10 Sir Aloysius LXXXVIII 110
Albatross 11 Lord Caedus 103
Tribe 4 Chief Mattathia 100

07:36:42 Aug 30th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Well considering you've only played this game for about 10 minutes, think you should consider yourself the games real noob.

10:45:30 Aug 30th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

Good Morning, Bling :)))

where's ur farmed up players n armies? XD Tell 'em i'm waiting... since u ran away ;)

Most Powerful Armies	Most Powerful Cities
Blingo Dingo Congo Lol Mr. War Troll of Underdogs Slade Mr. Rees Mogg Recovery Hotel Mr. Gilbo Baggins Tok Sir Kobuskan Guardians of Paradox Mr. Heroix Big Stick Chief Mattathia

12:28:33 Aug 30th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

22:36:42 Aug 29th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Well considering you've only played this game for about 10 minutes, think you should consider yourself the games real noob.

Strongest noob alive, rookie of the age. Proud to beat you and everyone else's ass with my big noob stick. On every world. Every time. It's noob on noob violence.

Ivanho, I think Bling is confused. He sees that his minions have a lot of troops and thinks that they have big armies, but those troops are going to live and die in the houses that they were trained out of. They're going to be garrisoned all their lives, they're never joining the army.

I can't blame them, I wouldn't either if I saw what happened to the other Fecker armies.

12:30:33 Aug 30th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Notice how you deleted the HoH cities ;)

13:37:51 Aug 30th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

Those are the Fecking Farmers, you'd never even realize they were there if you didn't point it out.

16:22:07 Aug 30th 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. War Troll of Underdogs):

Mr. Sexy Fecker:
Notice how you deleted the HoH cities ;)

Is this what u were wanted to see? Farmes vs Non-farmers...! Well, Non-farmer Won 😆😆 *ponies r poor at def, no match against zerkers in any way.

Most Powerful Armies	Most Powerful Cities
	Last One Duke Cao Cao Zerkerz Den Mr. War Troll of Underdogs Nest Princess Aisha Hannity Sir Panic Half Back Sir Panic Watcher Mr. Nortkinril

17:05:11 Aug 31st 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

Thanks for noting my epic win.

My stats suck but i'm still embarrass you all, give me a team and i'll destroy

Time's I've had a team's in this game is when I went to mantras and worked with noobs for 3 era's, got my team and came to fantasia to destroy legacy's ass.

And i could do it again and again to any kingdom only better

I don't get tired of winning when i have a team

Look at MAD now

We took ALBA out before they could blink.

We crippled MAD

And now we iz kings

20:06:42 Aug 31st 18 - Night Talon Lord Ivanho (Mr. Snow Whites Zer):

Mr. Hanky Panky:
Thanks for noting my epic win.

My stats suck but i'm still embarrass you all, give me a team and i'll destroy

Time's I've had a team's in this game is when I went to mantras and worked with noobs for 3 era's, got my team and came to fantasia to destroy legacy's ass.

And i could do it again and again to any kingdom only better

I don't get tired of winning when i have a team

Look at MAD now

We took ALBA out before they could blink.

We crippled MAD

And now we iz kings

Congrats to Abydos n the Team. I was Part of Abydos when the KD was made at Fant n actually we decided to made it that time. I was with Shug n Bran, sadly had to laft vu at mid era.

Cheers to Abydos 🍺🍻🍸🎺🎷

23:20:52 Sep 1st 18 - Lord Caedus:

Yeah - to be fair, Abydos demonstrated Blitzkrieg better than the Third Reich.

00:59:56 Sep 2nd 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

^_^

23:54:54 Sep 4th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

02:10:35 Sep 5th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

0_o

06:46:47 Sep 5th 18 - The Real Josh (Prince Ajani Whitemane):

😚😚

07:53:27 Sep 5th 18 - Matthew (Chief Mattathia):

09:39:34 Sep 6th 18 - Lord Caedus:

(=====3

08:07:52 Sep 8th 18 - Pirate Lewatha:

So Bling brags about his epic wins and how good he is with his crazy k/d ratio.

Yet he leads the biggest kingdom, can't take out the smallest kingdom so naps them instead. Cute.

08:37:27 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Alba is larger in numbers. And you both gang banged Mad at a 3 vs 1 ratio.

As to fighting a smaller kd. Cao and I fought. 2 vs 4. Then Alba and Abydos made clear their intentions of attempting a 3 vs 1 war.

We were asked for the Nap, and your intentions made clear that you wanted to nap them. So the nap turned bad for you, alba is getting a hiding dished out, and now you are sulking.

08:45:40 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

And half the players in the game are touching themselves right now because I'm back with one finger in the air telling you even if i was solo on this world, I'd be telling y'all to go fck yourselves.

08:56:38 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

14:28:25 Sep 8th 18 - Lord Caedus:

Haha Bling - you really hate us; but we weren't allied at that time. Abydos spanked us harder than MaD in the beginning and we all had to restart and it was at that point that they approached us for the NAP.

I appreciate that we're always in your thoughts though ;)

14:51:59 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Not really... you ever have a fart where you not sure whether you gonna break wind or shit your pants.. kinda where Alba ranks in my estimations as a kingdom.

15:02:41 Sep 8th 18 - Pirate Lewatha:

Fecking Feckers
Battles won: 34
Battles lost: 34

Abydos

Battles won: 131
Battles lost: 52

16:37:48 Sep 8th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

18:37:27 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Alba is larger in numbers. And you both gang banged Mad at a 3 vs 1 ratio.

Inaccurate, 5 abydos took MaD with 2 abla players coming in at the end.

20:24:38 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

And here I am with the middle finger in the air saying fck Abydos still. Same shit I told you first time I fought you a decade + ago

20:50:37 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

Blings got no ballsssss blings got no ballsssssss :D

20:52:39 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

Thinks he fecks harder than anyone else but when it comes down to it he rather snuggle up under the duvet and tickle anthers balls

21:04:40 Sep 8th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

You mixed up again Hanky, thats Josh.

04:16:05 Sep 9th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

And where are you on this list? Now where am i?

Most Fearsome Rulers

Peasant Fcuker has won 41 battles, captured 29 cities and killed a total of 519614 men and women.
Mr. Hanky Panky has won 30 battles, captured 19 cities and killed a total of 600362 men and women.
Mr. Hitlary Clinton has won 26 battles, captured 18 cities and killed a total of 456373 men and women.
Sir Kobuskan has won 23 battles, captured 15 cities and killed a total of 163023 men and women.
Mr. Rees Mogg has won 20 battles, captured 14 cities and killed a total of 1396227 men and women.
Mr. Nortkinril has won 11 battles, captured 13 cities and killed a total of 148754 men and women.

Hanky had it right, You're all bark no bite little man, So were we slaughtered Alba then offered relations, You failed to invade Tribe what.. 3 times an gave up?

So please dont mistake us bling, Your the trash that got left behind and im the fucking garage man!

04:21:58 Sep 9th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

Era still early, have no fear. Shit, I farm a halfer for 10 minutes and the game goes crazy. Anywho... has Hanky actually ever completed an era? I remember him farming one and not actually killing anyone to win the era, but dont ever recall him surviving an era.

06:52:04 Sep 9th 18 - Lala (Mr. Lala):

sup fekcer. I wanna farm an era.

04:58:29 Sep 10th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

mkay Josh, thanks for playing, come along again soon, mkay thanks bye

05:07:49 Sep 10th 18 - Mr. Sexy Fecker:

wouldn't be feeding would we now?

09:29:28 Sep 10th 18 - Bran (Mr. Rees Mogg):

thats not feeding, if you look carefully youll find its just hanky being hanky

20:34:10 Sep 11th 18 - Mr. Hanky Panky:

If you don't go in to war to die your not going in to war at all! :D

21:00:02 Sep 11th 18 - The Real Josh (Peasant Fcuker):

Mr. Sexy Fecker:
mkay Josh, thanks for playing, come along again soon, mkay thanks bye

Did somthong significant happen that i dont know about?

15:46:51 Sep 12th 18 - Admiral Krum:

How did you jump the river Muromachi?

18:27:19 Sep 12th 18 - Lord Caedus:

Lala - good to see that you're still on the game!

15:22:48 Sep 13th 18 - HorusPanic (Sir Panic):

gg, should we restart?


The Fecking Feckers	12	Mr. Sexy Fecker	100
Albatross	12	Lord Caedus	39
Abydos	8	Dark Lord Telamon	33
Tribe	4	Chief Mattathia	29
Mad and Dangerous	10	Sir Aloysius LXXXVIII	1

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