Fantasia Era of Awesomeness 2

Fantasia Era of Awesomeness 2

01:21:48 Jan 1st 13 - Pure (Pure Pure):

to have so much useless free time on your hands

I don't know about you, but it certainly doesn't take me more then 5 minutes to write one of the above paragraphs. And with the right software a simple graph like that would take 30seconds. So essentially you can write one of these paragraphs whilst on the toilet (on a mobile device), at a red light (might take a couple). Whilst in line for your lunch/eating your lunch , whilst pushing your shopping trolley around the shops. Either you're a slow typer or you aren't very effective with your time.

For example this took me 40 seconds to write whilst at 2 red lights.

04:31:53 Jan 1st 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

[it was paint. so it took about 1 minute]

1 minute I could of spent fondeling jenna mind you :((((

12:48:09 Jan 1st 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Swifty. I'll give you the mockery on our few battle wins. Its a disgrace. But we'll make up for it.

The reason Beo came in here to comment however is that you are, as usual, being a douche about alot of other things as well. You're dirtier than a US election campaign and a sexist pig to boot. I love Fordi and I have utter respect for Rox. But I'll never hold anything else than contemt for the likes of you.

14:59:28 Jan 1st 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

That's pretyty hurtful, Augh. :(((((

Mind you, isn't this sort of play to be expected? I seem to remember in our regular EU2 games down the years, you would always sit back and play the trade monopolies for a few hundred years while everybody else fought in mainland Europe. :p

Obligitory update:

Day 17? 18? of the era.

Legacy: 161 battles won
Beonap Empire: 18 battles won
Blings kd: 18 battles won

Subsequent to Aughs nosebleed yesterday upon hearing Beonappers had fought 2 more battles and his demand that they wind down all operations due to over exertion, we saw no rise in battles won from the inspirational and reigning Fant champs. Meanwhile, Blings 7 man has caught up the Beonappers in the 24 hour period, racking up 18 battles, making them arguably the more effective warring KD of the two having a 1/3 of their players. LGC has since won 9 battles.

15:51:27 Jan 1st 13 - Legend (I am Legendary):

Cookie party @ Aughs place!! Everybody is invited!! Besides Swifty...

Football Manager tournament @ Swiftys place!! Everybody is invited!! Besides Augh...

Childeren under 10 party!! Nobody is invited! Only Kobu and Kool may go...

19:44:54 Jan 1st 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Don't bring up EU2 Swiftry, you're not smart enough to ever excell at it. We really only allowed you to play becouse you where slighly better than the AI and since any time spent playing EU is time away from molesting innocent children. Trade is btw Tobler and Lykos ball park, not mine (wich is why I eagerly anticipate EU4 and the removal of CoTs).

Legend: you bring the cookies and I'll supply the milk.

20:28:06 Jan 1st 13 - Mr. Bounce III:

What do you have against Center of trades.

*cough> Communist.. kghh

20:38:37 Jan 1st 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

It's not the centre of trades he had issues with. It was the AI nations competing with him for the monopolies while everybody else fought in Europe. :p

21:12:32 Jan 1st 13 - Legend (I am The Forgotten Legend):

Sounds intressting I wanna play 2!! What is it?

06:30:02 Jan 2nd 13 - Electric (Electric Pink Box):

Hmmm ^^^ (yes)

08:02:56 Jan 2nd 13 - Tyr (Sir Tyrgalon):

A strategy game :) pretty nice, playing it now and then myself.

08:22:16 Jan 2nd 13 - Mr. Kool:

hey legNUB i declined the invite, but the (childeren) wanted a clown who cant spell so they asked for you..

15:28:47 Jan 2nd 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

Day 18? 19? of the era.

Legacy: 170 battles won
Beonap Empire: 20 battles won
Blings kd: 15 battles won

An insider from the Beo camp called yesterdays results a "source of embarrassment" and lambasted their "leaders decision making". I don't think we will be seeing such discontent today! The Beonappers won 2-- yes, you read that right. Two. battles in a 24 hour period yesterday bringing up their overall tally to 20 as we approach the 3rd week of the era.

Legacys tally increased, as you would expect from a warring KD. Blings KD tally fell. Not quite sure how. Might of been an over calculation yesterday. But they're still giving Beonappers a good run for their money. :) Who knows, Blings might be able recruit from the Beonappers exodus at the end of the era.

17:36:10 Jan 2nd 13 - Legend (I am The Forgotten Legend):

Hey KoolTARD I also declined the invite, they didnt need a clown whos second language is English. But I heard they wanna have a big rugby fan who smells like beer. Something for you?

19:45:59 Jan 2nd 13 - Endless (Lady Catarina Daragon):

0:30:04 Jan 2nd 13 - Mr. Bling:

One of u correct d!ckhead on the forums... think its swifty.

We have made 19 hostile attacks on them and they have made 17 hostile attacks on us.

19:56:32 Jan 2nd 13 - Kobuskan (Mr. Stagger):

Yep the dickhead is Swifty

20:34:09 Jan 2nd 13 - Mr. Kool:

but but but the childeren need you legnubtard. they like spastic 14 year olds that throw tantrums and have names like geriatric geroen or something haha

22:14:42 Jan 2nd 13 - Legend (I am Legendary):

but but but but the childeren need you Koolnubtarddonkey. They like 50 year old truck drivers who only drinks beer and smells like hell.

22:28:31 Jan 2nd 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Why don't you guys make more ponies and less MU's. I'm WANT to fight battles, like Swifty told me to do, but I keep getting frozen.

ME vs LGC stats:

5 wins 2 losses.

Total time spent frozen: ~60 ticks.

Total LGC troops dead: 221824 (not counting spent mages)

Total of mine troops dead: ~65k (rough estimate and not counting injured men who couldnt get to the hospital coz their army was frozen)

Thursday - 6 days ago

17:04:54 The progress of Plzcomeback has been hindered by magic!

Friday - 5 days ago

10:02:12 The progress of Plzcomeback has been hindered by magic!

23:02:25 The progress of Plzcomeback has been hindered by magic!

Saturday - 4 days ago

11:40:24 The progress of Plzcomeback has been hindered by magic!

21:25:32 The progress of Plzcomeback has been hindered by magic!

Todays news

20:44:02 The progress of Need Tbl has been hindered by magic!

ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY ZERKS TO GET TO VISIT YOUR FINE LANDS =(

22:31:20 Jan 2nd 13 - Legend (I am Legendary):

Goddamn mages!! Your all annoying!! Stop harashing Augh! He doesnt deserve this!

23:30:18 Jan 2nd 13 - Mr. Bono:

sry aug after you killing my ponies i coulnt stop myself.

,Bounce

23:37:32 Jan 2nd 13 - Pure (Pure Pure):

ME vs LGC stats:

5 wins 2 losses.

2 of the wins were me losing battles with 60% and 86% then the other 3, 1 was on an army with no mil sci, 1 was on a small soon to be blocker with hardly any troops and the final 1 was on a blocker with some troops but no where near enough to actually defend from your army (Also a halfer)

Total LGC troops dead: 221824 (not counting spent mages)

136131 (Halfling) of them were on an army with 0 mili science, then half of the rest were rocks/lords when I still had my early era army/pumping OP/gold troops to deal with your army :P

Always look at the circumstances :P

23:52:28 Jan 2nd 13 - Kobuskan (Mr. Stagger):

Pure you forgot to mention your burned miner

00:11:54 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Bounce III:

I think aug wants to say he is better then the other beo players.

00:15:48 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

I'm just better at whoring up mines and finished my 3 90kers before the rest. They are about done now though so the era can begin for realz.

00:21:35 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Bounce III:

You are a Precious one if you can whore up 3 90kers like that.

Shame what a waste of talent.

00:22:12 Jan 3rd 13 - Pure (Pure Slowty Mcslow Slow):

Kob, I think you're forgetting that we're nearly 20 days into the era and you still have 100k gaia doing nothing but camping outside our core. Way to boost your income.

00:22:53 Jan 3rd 13 - Fordius (Mr. Fordius):

Pff the flames nowdays are boring :)

So augh got skype :)

so we can do some lovemaking, sweat taking pictures :D

you totally ignored my ingame pm :(

you hate me isn't it :'(

00:29:23 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Badder Than Wilbad:

Why no flames from Wilberforce, champion of Legacy, great strategos, mighty tactician, unparalleled leader, BEST (almost) player in the game!!! ?

00:56:33 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

Mr. Lost Without Looser

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23:15:48 Jan 2nd 13 I'm just better at whoring up mines and finished my 3 90kers before the rest. They are about done now though so the era can begin for realz.

For most KDs, the era started almost 3 weeks ago :p

Mr. Badder Than Wilbad

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23:29:23 Jan 2nd 13 Why no flames from Wilberforce, champion of Legacy, great strategos, mighty tactician, unparalleled leader, BEST (almost) player in the game!!! ?

Wilb is an awesome player.

Not an awesome VU player. An awesome player as in he chats up and beds all the fat chicks.

02:39:55 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Beo doesnt use skype. We handle everything via PM. Thats why I forgot our convo fordii, it got drowned in mine and TBLs love-spam.

06:36:42 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Kool:

but but but gero the dero 14 year old ford wannabe, you are the heroine of this story.. keep up the good work with the childeren they love you alot...

12:53:59 Jan 3rd 13 - Mr. Bounce III:

Beothuk Evil Operations

Only actives and Skype users are welcome.

Dont Msg Jennaside on anyday with a Y in it.

05:23:50 Jan 4th 13 - Mr. Ghouma:

i am spy how play

00:32:34 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

In other news, since Swifty stopped updating (wonder why), here's an update on the current situation:

	Beothuk Evil Ops	21	Ms. Jennaside	100
	Legacy	21	Mr. Body Issues Moorely	98

Beo passed LGC on P%

And Beo has currently won more battles vs LGC than lost vs them:

Beothuk Evil Ops	Legacy
« »
Battles won: 29 Battles lost: 31	Battles won: 190 Battles lost: 93

(NOTE: we had many losses vs Hamish at the beginning of era when he pulled some ninja stuff in our core)

Two LGC players: Fred the Terrorist and Hodor lost about half their income tonight and there are still raging armies loose in LGC core.

00:44:08 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

At the point I stopped updating Augh, you had only won 2 battles over the following 24 hour period. As fun as mocking you was, it got a bit boring. Thanks for updating it for me though. 9 battles in 3 days! Golly gosh!

Still, a bit congrats for over taking us on the KD score by whoring for 3 weeks and mass NAPing. Inspirational show.

05:27:17 Jan 6th 13 - Jenna (Ms. Jennaside):

hahaha

12:27:32 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

So, the LGC exodous has begun. LGC lost a chunk of their core and one player rage-quit from LGC already after getting all his land razed. Who else will follow? Beo will be expecting several apps from former LGC players after this era is concluded I suspect.

Kingdoms in Fantasia
	Beothuk Evil Ops	21	Mr. Kool	100
	Legacy	20	Mr. Body Issues Moorely	84

Meanwhile in Beoville; Fordius advance has been slowed and spirits are high.

15:02:42 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

It's not even possible to mock us for intending to play the way the game used to be before it became acceptable to mass NAP. I'll be applauding my our KD for our intentions to play the game in the spirit it was played years ago.

One KD can be admired for deciding to go the era without a single NAP and fighting MAD, Relent, Immortals, Blings, Beo simultaneously from the very first day of the era.

The other KD should be ashamed for NAPing every KD around them and only fighting each other for mining spots, before taking 3 weeks to attack their only enemy.

20 battles in 3 weeks.
20 battles in 3 weeks.
20 battles in 3 weeks.

15:22:09 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Yeah sure, you go on telling half-truth and outright lies. I'll just go ahead and translate what you're really saying:

*BUHUU. SWIFTY DOESNT LIKE TO LOOSE. BUHUU*

*SOBS*

15:32:37 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

I prefer the "ZeTa do something" image :p

18:48:36 Jan 6th 13 - Mr. Lovescam:

Somebody buy mah stone plixz. Geez.

13:09:38 Jan 7th 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

According to LGC we've only farmed for 3 weeks. Then again, considering how quick we're beating LGC with only 2-3 fighting them it would have been a very short era if we had fought them full on since beginning.

	Beothuk Evil Ops	21	Ms. Jennaside	100
	Legacy	20	Mr. Body Issues Moorely	78

14:45:16 Jan 7th 13 - Pure (Mr. Axwell):

Augh, not to offend, but did you fail grade 1 mathematics? Particularly the counting unit?

17:17:13 Jan 7th 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Well, according to Swifty we've farmed for 3 weeks. Are you not in agreement with that?

The dmg done the last couple days has been primarily done by mike but also by me. And we got support from 1 mage. So thats 3 ppl. Cousing a drop of 25% of your relative strenght.

17:29:30 Jan 7th 13 - Pure (Pure Slowty Mcslow Slow):

I must admit, I was slightly wrong, I associated Blings kingdom with your kingdom simply because an enemy is an enemy. Although Don has had a dig at our core twice now (This being his third). Kool did somewhat get a lucky break due to unforgivable circumstances but thats VU it happens all the time so I'm not going to QQ like Fred and bitch about it. I just hope in future eras you guys limit your naps so that the 2 big rival kingdoms (Beo and LGC) can have a more even war. :)

17:33:03 Jan 7th 13 - Mr. Body Issues Moorely:

I'm surprised you're even attempting to argue this, Augh. If I was leading Beo I would be hanging my head in shame, or hiding out of embarrassment.

You reached equal power with us on the KD lists in the hours prior to Kool and your attacks on us. Which is a remarkable feat, given you managed to catch us by fighting nobody, while we've taken all the spoils of war. Who did you fight to match our KD strength?
In a 3 week period, LGC won nearly 200 battles. Beo managed to win 20 in the same time frame. What were you fighting, if not farming?
You've NAPed every KD around you and the only enemy you have is the one at the opposite side of the map who happens to be fighting 4 other KDs. Again, who are you fighting?

Our drop in power isn't just because of Beo. In fact, if I was in MAD/Relent/Blings KD right now, I would be pretty peeved at the suggestion that the Beofarmers are the reason for our fall in % power. They've done more fighting than your KD has all era.

20:13:01 Jan 7th 13 - Mr. Lost Without Looser:

Tell me now Swiffer. Did Relent take any LGC cities the last couple days? Coz I've got vision over their core and you guys are grinding them down. Sure, MAD took some border city in Immortals new core and sure Bling has pesterd you all era. And eventhough its a bit embarrassing that there was a Immo guy in protection in your core that came out and ninjaed some cities its hardly an explanation.

Fact is, there is only one explanation for your drop: Mike entered your core and burned several 90kers as well as killed alot of armies. Fred then broke rank coz he was mad at his whole econ being destroyed.

The reason we catched up with you pointswise before that was Beo people coming back from vacation and starting to train troops.

We didnt fight anyone else this era part from Hamish. But you never fought 4 eras at once. You already killed immortals oop. MAD hasnt really started attacking you, they only just finished killing immortals a second time. Relentless is still holding though and we kinda just launched the biggest attack against you so far with a whooping 4 participants if you count Mike.

20:17:17 Jan 7th 13 - Zond (Mr. Wtf Game):

20:27:21 Jan 7th 13 - Mr. Bono:

Congratz Beo nice team play

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