lol Mr. Surprise is my Dad

VU Day 689

ten thousand fists & co (merged)

army command center

for now Hilario, for now

Oh when will they ever learn... Oh when will they ever learn....

OP had a new tactic... the River Jump technique. wohooo!

I dont want to spoil it.

but if you insist...

Actually we have no problem about that tactic... its old school. :))

*Moon River wider than a mile... Im crossing you in style someday...

The Wolves also have one, Mr H.  It's called finally sending enough troops to do the job.  Only taken them about 5 days of trying against a KD that's all of about 3% of them. 

I'd love to see these guys* trying to play on a real world ;)



*yes, I know some of you are good, but some others really need to get their acts in gear :P

yeah, and that's when things started getting harder :(

They shouldn't have been ours this long, H.  We should have been wiped out nearly a week ago - 20 time our power with 9 active players against our 3 or 4.  Not a great bit of play by your guys down here ;). 

These are just mine since I came OOP on the 6th with a couple of BWK armies sitting on me waiting.  Prepping OOP is a nasty tactic but they couldn't even get that right!

Mr. Ducky 6/6/2008 7:32:42 AM	VICTORY! They surrendered. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed a total of 355 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 960 enemy troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames V (your army) Hobgoblins 1 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 1845 506 56 Mages 0 0 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/6/2008 12:33:42 PM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Olz Attack I is now under our command! They had 12376 gold, 0 stone, 0 tree and 0 food in the city, that is now yours! We killed all of the 0 troops. Our troops gained +7 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Ducky lifeguards (your army) Hobgoblins 45 4 1 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 143 13 2 Mages 156 14 2 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/6/2008 2:02:39 PM	Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!  :( (on Opera @ 89 %) LOSS I'm terribly sorry Mr. Ducky. But we have lost the battle. We killed a total of 626 enemy troops. Our troops gained +5 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames V (your army) Hobgoblins 3 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 2144 172 21 Mages 832 67 8 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/6/2008 8:55:15 PM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Opera is now under our command! They had 20329 gold, 73788 stone, 0 tree and 0 food in the city, that is now yours! We killed all of the 415 troops. Our troops gained +3 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames V (your army) Hobgoblins 3 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 2147 8 0 Mages 833 3 0 Berserkers 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/7/2008 1:08:31 AM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Fangorn Forest is now under our command! They had 3030 gold, 0 stone, 0 tree and 0 food in the city, that is now yours! We killed all of the 0 troops. Our troops gained +4 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VI (your army) Hobgoblins 1 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 0 0 0 Mages 0 0 0 Berserkers 0
Mr. Ducky 6/7/2008 5:04:03 PM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. We have returned full command over Concerto to Mr. Deadordying. We killed all of the 583 troops. Our troops gained +11 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VIII (your army) Hobgoblins 4 0 0 Rockthrowers 93 6 3 Warlords 834 55 24 Mages 792 52 22 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/7/2008 5:05:05 PM	VICTORY! We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed all of the 3096 troops and 0 peasants. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames V (your army) Hobgoblins 44 5 2 Rockthrowers 398 43 19 Warlords 2828 307 131 Mages 433 47 20 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/7/2008 9:02:53 PM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. We have returned full command over Symphony to Mr. Deadordying. We killed all of the 348 troops. Our troops gained +3 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VIII (your army) Hobgoblins 4 0 0 Rockthrowers 93 1 0 Warlords 837 10 0 Mages 794 10 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/8/2008 8:51:06 AM	VICTORY! We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed all of the 157 troops and 0 peasants. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VIII (your army) Hobgoblins 4 0 0 Rockthrowers 87 1 5 Warlords 784 13 50 Mages 744 13 47 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/8/2008 8:53:51 AM	Magic Casting Eye in the sky from Dewey upon Gray Wolf II with 98% chance of success... and Successful! Through the eye we can see this information about The Gray Wolf II from General Wolfie[BWK]: Gray Wolf II from General Wolfie Hobgoblins:1 Rockthrowers:0 Warlords:820 Mages:0 Berserkers:759 Peasants:0
Mr. Ducky 6/8/2008 9:02:39 AM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Gjlkjhgtfrdjhgf is now under our command! They had 27126 gold, 14181 stone, 0 tree and 0 food in the city, that is now yours! The defending armies abandoned the city. We killed a total of 0 troops that stayed to defend it. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutoftrees (your army) Hobgoblins 258 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 0 0 0 Mages 190 0 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/8/2008 9:08:29 AM	Magic Casting Eye in the sky from Dewey upon Slaving with 98% chance of success... and Successful! Through the eye we can see this information about The Slaving from Mr. Physcic Phone[BWK]: Slaving from Mr. Physcic Phone Farmers:1 Slingers:2804 Pony riders:50 Illusionists:0 Adventurers:0 Peasants:0
Mr. Ducky 6/8/2008 10:02:17 AM	VICTORY! We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed all of the 176 troops and 0 peasants. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VIII (your army) Hobgoblins 5 0 0 Rockthrowers 89 2 6 Warlords 781 15 57 Mages 775 15 56 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/8/2008 11:39:55 PM	VICTORY! They surrendered. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed a total of 1256 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 1598 enemy troops. Our troops gained +7 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames IX (your army) Hobgoblins 380 105 76 Rockthrowers 356 98 71 Warlords 3470 961 696 Mages 2485 688 498 Berserkers 2 1 0
Mr. Ducky 6/9/2008 12:03:16 AM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. We now have Nostpping under siege, cutting off all supplies. We killed or injured total of 691 troops. Our troops gained +2 extra experience. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VIII (your army) Hobgoblins 4 1 0 Rockthrowers 75 9 5 Warlords 667 81 42 Mages 661 81 42 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/9/2008 10:56:38 AM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Symphony is now under our command! They had 338842 gold, 1851670 stone, 17254 tree and 3190 food in the city, that is now yours! We killed all of the 890 troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames VIII (your army) Hobgoblins 2 0 0 Rockthrowers 43 0 0 Warlords 396 0 0 Mages 392 0 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/9/2008 11:25:41 AM	Bahh, he spoilt my plans and went to run.  So I killed him.  Lost on 82% first (had my mages unloaded) but not the second shot :) (Merge including Gray Wolf II as above) Army command center Runoutofnames IX with 7710 soldiers awaiting your orders, Mr. Ducky... The enemy has 4975 soldiers armed with Enhanced weapons and handmade dwarven armor. They have 0 peasants traveling with them. We have 82% chance winning this battle.
Mr. Ducky 6/9/2008 11:27:33 AM	Oops, wrong screen: VICTORY! They surrendered. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed a total of 800 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 1018 enemy troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames IX (your army) Hobgoblins 2110 298 216 Rockthrowers 215 30 22 Warlords 2075 293 212 Mages 2068 292 212 Berserkers 2 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/9/2008 6:04:14 PM	VICTORY! We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed all of the 353 troops and 0 peasants. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutofnames IV (your army) Hobgoblins 5426 60 227 Rockthrowers 234 3 10 Warlords 949 11 40 Mages 949 11 40 Berserkers 2 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/9/2008 10:28:55 PM	VICTORY! They surrendered. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed a total of 482 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 0 enemy troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Coming Home III (your army) Hobgoblins 4688 117 439 Rockthrowers 171 4 16 Warlords 1462 36 137 Mages 827 21 78 Berserkers 2 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/10/2008 1:03:59 AM	VICTORY! We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed all of the 160 troops and 0 peasants. Troops Alive Dead Injured Sacrificial Goat (your army) Hobgoblins 469 34 24 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 1069 76 55 Mages 0 0 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/10/2008 1:04:24 AM	VICTORY! They surrendered. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed a total of 142 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 214 enemy troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Runoutoftrees (your army) Hobgoblins 795 100 56 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 0 0 0 Mages 273 34 19 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/10/2008 3:29:42 PM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Opera is now under our command! They had 102128 gold, 276494 stone, 0 tree and 34617 food in the city, that is now yours! We killed all of the 0 troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Goingto Theopera II (your army) Hobgoblins 782 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 0 0 0 Mages 642 0 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/10/2008 7:35:08 PM	You bad man - we're supposed to be rolling over and dying by now :P How did you make Hidendra run away with his 2X in the far west btw????
Mr. Ducky 6/10/2008 9:02:35 PM	VICTORY! Mr. Ducky. The city of Opera is now under our command! They had 17733 gold, 230327 stone, 0 tree and 1910 food in the city, that is now yours! We killed all of the 0 troops. Troops Alive Dead Injured Penzance Pirates (your army) Hobgoblins 352 0 0 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 0 0 0 Mages 0 0 0 Berserkers 0 0 0
Mr. Ducky 6/11/2008 12:07:42 AM	VICTORY! We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Ducky. We have won the battle! We killed all of the 534 troops and 0 peasants. Troops Alive Dead Injured Mikado (your army) Hobgoblins 3732 309 174 Rockthrowers 0 0 0 Warlords 0 0 0 Mages 627 52 29 Berserkers 0 0 0

Mr. Ducky


6/11/2008 1:04:54 AM For the third time in 10 ticks.....

VICTORY!

Yep, to a player coming OOP right on the edge of their territory, with them already sitting prepping.   And that doesn't include the stuff they lost to DoD or Lady G - they can post their own if they want to ;)

Started off with 3 of them attacking,  now it's up to Wolfie, Master H, Izzy, Great Elf and Phone.  We'll go down soon but I don't think they have much to celebrate really :-D

lol all of this time i've been thinking u were a girl ducky sounds like a girls name.

I'll be whatever you want me to be xxx

Except dead ;)

Won't happen, Master H.  Sure you wouldn't prefer "lapdancer" ? :P

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6/11/2008 9:34:12 PM  I prefer dead people to lapdancers

Probably TMI Master H ;)

So am I, Master H, but she'd have me out the door quicker for drooling over a stiff than a woman.  She doesn't like being freaked out :-D

Maybe if you throw this one in as well??


Unsung from Mr. Izzy Sparks
Farmers:1
Slingers:0
Pony riders:2945
Illusionists:0
Adventurers:0
Peasants:0

You could, H, but I'm going to suicide it anyway - we've got a player dropped in there on a restart.  He can't leave because of the siege, he can't resign because of his protection and it really ain't fair to leave him waiting to play until you guys finally get your act into gear.

One player, 6 days OOP, under attack since he came out, with a peak income of 100k this era and it's going to take 3 of you (one HoH army, top HoH player and your axes) to take the town.  Don't you find that just a little embarrassing for the Wolves? 

Maybe you should change to the Chihuauas....

If i wanted to i could send all my troops to you, from all over the map though this would take around 2 days for most of them to get to you but you know that would make me have around 20k axers from every where then my armorie near your cities has around 8k more axers in i could send them they would be joining how ever many i have at the moment i think around 1k axers and 17 swordies

so if i had all those down there your KD would be going bye bye's

well the real thing is that we seriously undestimated you guys, we really didn't see u as anything but pests we thought u dead we saw ur weak armies and at least i thought mggrggor and physcic could handle u. but i was wrong i sended like 1k archmages 21/21 i think but they got pushed back cause i let DOD train ogres and plsu no military science well it sucks. then cause of my inactivity for like 2 hours well i can't b on every tick even though i try and u guys r way to active well u became a problem. Its not that we r weak its just that we understimated u guys.

You have a point we underestimated you we had 2 players concentraiting on you whilst me and wolfie were concentraiting on SS in north. So now we are all concentraiting on you since SS is pretty much gone now its your turn to fall and our turn to thrive in victory which we gain from you. Yes it took us a wile but at the end of it a victory is a victory.

no way these guys even show the composition of their armies in their posts.

Everyone needs experience trust me on that.

r all u guys like vampires or am just on a diferent timezone? cause during the day this theat is dead then at night everyone posts.

yawn the wars in ur realm bore me

Honestly, can I make it any easier for you guys?  Have killed off the overnight troops and some of DoD's for you but you really have to grasp the moment here.  You're already looking like 3rd division when it comes to tactics - don't turn into a Sunday Pub League ffs!

LOSS